I had a good idea that I stole from Pink Floyd.

I should record a song with homemade instruments!

Does anybody know how to make any? Preferably one that can do more than 3 notes.

I'm so thirsty right now for some reason. I don't know why I'm telling you this though...

I tried making a makeshift string instrument out of a shoebox, but I failed miserably, and now I'm out of rubber bands, although I'm sure there are some in my room.

Funniest Link Ever And this time it's not a rick roll, I promise.
NewGrounds needs to learn this.

I finally am pleased with a song I've been doing. It's a mix of 'Dwelling' and 'Worry Wart' I realize I suck at making names for songs, so I'll put some thought into this time. The song is a whole step down in tuning, and has chorus in it, and it sounds fantastic. I need a microphone though, because when I record the drums, it sounds terrible, the only thing you can hear is the snare, and even when I hit it softly, it sounds terrible, so It'll be a while.

This picture is relevant to the post, trust me.

I have officially ranted about the corruption of Capitalism in every class in one day. I'm so proud of myself.

Che Guivera shirts suck. Most people only buy them because they saw it on someone else somewhere. Somewhat of an oxymoron, although I agree with a lot of Che's views.

My English teacher is awesome. He is a hardcore liberal, and he loves Pink Floyd. I'm the only person in the class who even knows who/what Pink Floyd is. Then my extremely conservative 'friend' pretends that she knows what we're talking about, and attempts to join the conversation, and fails epically at it.

My rants in school are almost becoming preachings of our coming demise. My economics teacher (who is a capitalist) heard me telling my friend about why it sucks, and she had this really pissed off smirk on her face. It was hilarious.

My science teacher is hilarious. He can't even teach his own class. He leaves it up to online simulators, Bill Nye the Science Guy (although that's awesome), and making us do homework.

My math class today was to screw around. The teacher never came in, but a sub came in last minute (before we were allowed to leave; after 10 minutes of no teacher, we're allowed to leave the class) and said that we could do anything.

My gym class sucks. Enough said.

My advisory (study hall, kind of) is awesome. My friend, the girl who I like, and I both mock my other friend who is a ignorant pervert. It's really funny.

My french class sucks. My french teacher doesn't teach anything, and he hates me for no reason. The sophomore french teacher taught half the class today, and she has the last name 'Allaire'

This is Ross's (Gunshy's) last name, so I randomly asked her in front of the class 'Do you have any family in New Jersey?' I said it so awkwardly that it was hilarious. She doesn't by the way.

Oh great, now it sounds like I'm stalking him? Whatever.

My guitar class makes me feel like an asshole. I'm better than everybody else, because they wouldn't let me do an advanced guitar class. Everybody freaks out every time I do a scale a hundred times faster then them.

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Haven't had a comedic blog in a while. My last few were angst ridden cynical rants about our society, but I'll try to end that trend now. We need more humor. Or perhaps a combination of both, and have some kind of stephen colbert political satire?

So I've been surfing 4chan, and I've discovered several hilarious pictures. To anybody that uses /gif/, I'm the one that posts the gif of the dog humping the other dog, then puking all the time. I also post the pic of a guy masturbating on a bicycle. They're far too big to post on newgrounds.

I want all of you to post in your comments this:

I want you to try to type without hesitating, and try to type quickly. Type without thinking. Type whatever comes to your mind, without using backspace, Here's mine:

'I eat small fish and then fuck walruses and eat american idols and i used to live in asian land oh my god that sounded somewhat racist because oh well i don't know why it sounded racist OMG I'm watching american idol, please kill me.'

Okay, I'll stop at that, but I wanna see somebody do a whole page of that.

Family
-My father works for a huge corporation called Raytheon, and he makes missiles. He was raised by a homophobic, racist WWII vet, so you can somewhat see where he got it.
-My mother is a 'housewife' and she believes anything that Charlie Gibson, or any other television 'star' says. She's extremely conservative, even though she knows nothing of government, but she's conservative, in the fact that: every single action she has ever taken in her life, is ruled by family tradition, and the Catholic Church.
-My sister is a trend whore. Enough said. The only thing she does all day are the following:
1.) Text
2.) Go on AIM and Myspace
3.) Text
4.) Watch 'The Secret Life of The American Teenager' or 'Parental Control'
5.) Go over friends house.
6.) Text

My mother's extended family is a cookie cutter version of the Irish catholic family. I have not seen any of them sober for more than an hour or two. Even when they used to force there beliefs on me, and make me go to church, they'd be somewhat buzzed. Every holiday, I fear for my life as a family member drives me around, drunk as an Irish cop on a Monday during traffic.

My father's extended family really isn't all that bad.

Fellow Students
I'm not going to say any names, but I'll just do it in one long explanatory rant:

The people that claim I'm there 'friend' are utter douchebags. One person is obviously an ignorant redneck. She constantly talks about her father in Texas. Every time I'm in a rant, she goes out of her way to tell me to shut up. Then, we used to be in the same gym class, she would be nice to me during class, when only my other 'friends' were around. Another friend hates gays. It's so obvious. When I said to her 'Oh, I'm probably bisexual' she was in total shock, and then she never talked to me that much after that. Then, on facebook, she said how much better Bush was then Obama, and that Obama was a terrorist. I said that Obama isn't a terrorist, he funded a Radical Anarchist school teacher once before, but that's the closest he got. Another friend visits hot topic every day. Then she has the nerve to write on her Myspace 'I like punk music, so I'm punk' or something like that. She listens to Avril Lavigne, and Green Day. She says she's Wiccan, but she invited me and a few others to go to bible study with her. I accepted for some reason, and you can see what happened in an older blog post. Another friend, who hated me before, but now that she thinks that I'm cool, because I have a Facebook, she's in love with me now. She doesn't know what a Socialist is, and she makes fun of Obama for being a socialist. Another friend pretends that she's rebellious for 'not conforming.' She claims she doesn't care what people think of her one day, then I jokingly called her fat when she asked me, then she yelled at me for saying that. And it was extremely obvious that I was kidding. Another friend plays video games for at least 10 hours a day. He listens to rap, and heavy metal, and calls himself hardcore all the time. He's funny to mock every once in a while, but it seriously gets annoying whilst talking to him. Another friend mocks me because I suck at video games. I play a few times every month (I don't play at all anymore) and he expects me to be a Lance Corporal in Halo 3. I didn't even know there were ranks online! Most of my guy friends are obsessed with video games, and most of my girl friends are obsessed with there looks.

I hate my friends and my family so much. It's not the 'I hate my family because I'm punk' thing, it's 'I hate being around my family, every time I hear there voice, I get irritated.' Thing. And it's not at 'I hate my friends because they're different than me' thing, It's a 'I hate my friends because they're all ignorant conformists'

I find this picture hilarious.

Don't you think that it's time to stop moving backwards, and to actually be progressive? There is too much ignorance in the world today. There is too much fear, inflicted by idiotic and biased news channels, hoping for more views. We need to change our way of life within the next 200 years or so, or the human race will be extinct.
Humans are clearly becoming far too dependent on technology. With the inventions of cell phones, we nearly signed a death warrant on the human race. We most certainly destroyed our culture. Cell phones are a great invention, but they need to be used in moderation. People who send those chain text messages deserve to be shot in the kneecaps. They're polluting our society with there idiotic ramblings of their 'BFF Jill'
I honesty think that commercial (the bff Jill one) single handedly killed our culture, and any class that America had left.
The internet (although this is some kind of ironic, oxymoronic hypocrisy) has also somewhat ruined our society. The internet was created for communication purposes. Going on AIM for several hours of the day does not count as communication, it's just ridiculous. And what would you be talking about on AIM? The latest gossip, random bullshit, pointless horseshit that you managed to pull out of the deepest orifice of the internet and somehow wanted to share with your douchey little friends. How can you do this for several hours a day?
The end of reading has almost arrived. Every time I see somebody's Myspace that says 'I hate reading' or 'Reading is for nerds' I die a little bit inside.
Books are the only plausible source of information that hasn't been polluted by conservatives (they own most of the newspapers) or gullible jackasses (news stations and news radio.) or conformist emos (The Internet). It seems that people don't like reading, because it's too difficult? That's complete bigotry. This just shows the class of America. "I don't like reading because it's too challenging. It's much to difficult to do."
[Y]our generation is the future. I am not looking forward to the future. What will it be like? Nuclear war would be soothing compared to what the dismal future of America is going to be. Thanks to (y)our generation, we can't get it through (y)our thick skulls that we need to change, and we need to change NOW.
Our Music Industry has gone to hell in the last decade. With the invention of better synthesizers, we can 'fake it' a little bit easier. 'Musicians', if they can even be called that, of today simply walk into the studio, with some stereotypical lyrics, hardly sing into the recorder. The producer uses synthesizers to make it sound a little bit more 'in tune' to the beat, (which is obviously created using a computer.)
I hesitate to even call this shit music. Music doesn't require talent, but it requires the use of actual instruments! Too many smart and true musicians are leaving the music industry for two reasons:
1.) Music websites such as iTunes sell single songs. Rather then promoting the whole album, and keeping the music business alive, they want to make it easier on the posers who want to have some 'Avril Lavigne' on there iPod, but not to have a full album
2.) Because of the lack of talent, actual musicians know that the corporate record deals are greedy, and would do anything to manipulate the artist, to do anything the producer wants them to.
The only solution to our music crisis is to stop selling single songs. If you want to pretend you're into music, than you should buy the whole goddamn album, and then you can actually brag to your whore-friends about your terrible musical taste.
This would not only bring more profit into the music industry, but it would require artists to have more musical ability, instead of having one hit song on the radio, being played repetitively, and to actually sell a whole album, without the use of corporate ads, or manipulative producers.
Our television industry has been going downhill for such a long time, and it's highly unlikely that it will rise again. Because of the gullibility of the lazy American race, we'll believe anything we hear on television. The reason for this is, well, simply because it's on television. If your favorite news station says we're all going to die in 2012, then all viewers of that station would panic, instead of doing the research themselves.
The idiocy of Americans is unacceptable. The bigotry of our corporations, especially since they run our society, is despicable. These disgusting redneck slobs that say they are proud of there country are idiots. Patriotism in America is so close to a Nationalist Fascism, it's almost horrifying.

I finally got the album 'Piper At The Gates Of Dawn' by Pink Floyd.

Trippy stuff. A new favorite album.

You know what I noticed?

It's hard to not get emotionally attached to anybody as an adolescent. You need to love and be loved.

Shit. I hate drama, but I really like this one girl.

I sound like a Myspace whore. But it seems that every time I get attached to somebody, I start to get more dramatic. If I start getting like that, somebody tell me.
At least this time, unlike my last relationship, it's not with an overdramatic emo zealot (not a zealot towards Jesus, but towards Kurt Cobain.)

I actually like somebody for there personality, and not their musical taste. It feels refreshing.

I'm also doing Algebra homework. I hate math, I will never need to use this bullshit. I'm not just saying that, when the hell im I going to need to plot out these bullshit graphs in my future? I plan on being a musician for an independent label, or a producer for an indie label.

Fuck it,

I'm taking ALL advanced classes because of my dumbass guidance counselor. I got good grades in my old private school last year, so he thought that I'd do good this year with all Advanced classes.

I only did good last year because I had a tutor come to my house every week.

Here's the story:

It was middle school, 8th grade, I had just moved here from Washington. (state)

I was extremely preppy. I won't even get into details, but by the end of the year, I was individual, trust me on that one.

I met a friend who was a stoner, and he kind of 'instructed' me to stop being a jackass douchebag, and to get my own opinions. He had just moved here too, from Massachusetts. He was living with his grandma, trying to get away from his parole officer (or something like that he said)

But, he decided that it was better to be followed by a parole officer, then to live in New Hampshire (and I agree) so he moved back.

I got fairly lonely, and, with everybody being immature (not even sex jokes, the kids were into making farting noises with there hands in class, and laughing hysterically)

My parents knew I was going through a really hard time, so they let me go to a private school. Worst mistake I ever made.

I arrive at the private school, and meet these two girls. Nessa and Michelle. They seemed nice. They were on my bus, and I recall Michelle telling me that she lives down the street from me.

I conformed to this school's ridiculous rules for about a week. Sit up straight, comb your hair, your hair is too long (it was to my eyebrows) tuck in your shirt, spit out that gum, get new shoes, get new pants, don't wear that sweatshirt because it isn't made by the school, must wear black socks or be suspended, pray to god every day, don't vote for the evil liberals. That bullshit.

I eventually just thought fuck 'fuck it' so I decided to make my own rules. I still wore the uniform, but I never tucked my shirt in, wore my own shoes (oooh rebellious.)

I almost got suspended for getting caught with gum...at recess.
I almost got suspended for getting caught not singing along with the crowd during a 'sing along time'
I almost got suspended for saying I wasn't a conservative Catholic, and that I was an Anarchist Atheist (I was at the time)

It eventually got to the point when the kids (who were brainwashed) got afraid of me. Nessa and Michelle started spreading rumors about me, and that I was going to bring a knife to school and stab everybody (I would to, now that she suggested it)

I then made a blog (on blogger, but I deleted my account) stating how much the school sucked, and how every individual person in that school contributed to my torture. I was outcasted to the point that the kindergartners would go extremely slowly in the hallway to stay away from me, because they were afraid of me.

Eventually people found my blog, and alerted the school.

I had told my parents that I wanted out. They said I was being overdramatic. I almost killed myself. I got to the point when I got to a crowded intersection, and was about to jump into the road. Luckily, I had a cell phone, and my friend called me, asking me if I wanted to play. That friend saved my life. (wow I sound extremely overdramatic now that I look back at it)

Eventually I was kicked out of the school, and I was put into extensive therapy. That did nothing.

The worst part is, that the administration looked over the school afterwords (not the school administration, but another one, I forgot what they were called) and my Tutor (who was my teacher after I got kicked out of school) had gotten a paper graded from my history teacher, that said really bad things apparently, and she must have submitted it to the higher authority of catholic schools. That teacher was fired. The principal and vice principal were fired. I feel that I contributed a little, by making the people, who I would love to kill, have a slightly better life.

I was forced to do whole month's work of school into one single day. This happened every 2 weeks (I missed quite a lot of school after being kicked out)

I eventually got back into public education (for high school) in the same school district that I left in the first place. Somewhat Ironic... I think.

Still to this day, If I met the two girls on my bus, I would injure them so badly, to the point of murder.

I hate to sound masculine but I would.

Great Vocals...

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I hate the show family guy, and yet I love it. I guess I just hate most fans. They can't take the satire in the show. They always take it seriously. If a guy on Family Guy makes fun of a black person, the viewer somehow assumes that it's cool to do that. Fuck our society.

I'm also watching Mythbusters, The narrator just said 'they're going to add hoes to release some pressure' Thought I'd just point that out.

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I had to post this.

I used to run around my house in my underwear, pretending I was Tarzan.

I would take a plastic spear and run around chasing the dog.

So I met this girl, and I kinda like her.

The End.

(Edit: When I look at this line, then at my picture, I laughed. My super stern face made it hilarious.)

Speaking of my face, I request that somebody photoshop it for me.

I drew a pic also for you guys, actually, I drew 2 pics, and Not just me drawing it, but all my friends drew it!!!

I'll post it whenever.

I now have a version of 'Taken' on DVD. I just saw it, I highly recommend seeing it. I saw a good quality version, I don't think it was a bootleg.

I love pirated things.

arg...

I use myspace more now. I hate people who use myspace, but I use it all the time now.

add me (I can't believe i just said that) My Myspace (LOL MY IS SAID TWICE)

Here's my facebook also

My facebook is hilarious.

I am teaching myself 'The Brink' by Gunshy.

Not really all that complicated. I just need a Wah pedal to make it sound more..real...

PM and I'll give you the chords, but I won't tab it out. And It'll probably be a while, I gotta go through it a few hundred more times to get it right.