Haven't had a comedic blog in a while. My last few were angst ridden cynical rants about our society, but I'll try to end that trend now. We need more humor. Or perhaps a combination of both, and have some kind of stephen colbert political satire?
So I've been surfing 4chan, and I've discovered several hilarious pictures. To anybody that uses /gif/, I'm the one that posts the gif of the dog humping the other dog, then puking all the time. I also post the pic of a guy masturbating on a bicycle. They're far too big to post on newgrounds.
I want all of you to post in your comments this:
I want you to try to type without hesitating, and try to type quickly. Type without thinking. Type whatever comes to your mind, without using backspace, Here's mine:
'I eat small fish and then fuck walruses and eat american idols and i used to live in asian land oh my god that sounded somewhat racist because oh well i don't know why it sounded racist OMG I'm watching american idol, please kill me.'
Okay, I'll stop at that, but I wanna see somebody do a whole page of that.
MyGuitarSticks
I cum in cat litter and sell it to people while fucking transvestite slippers and pull out and let my cum get all over the walls and make my rapist maid lick it off the walls then i knock out junkies and steal their drugs then i shoot hideous asshole racist rednecks and team up with ninjas and kill flying monkeys and use their bodies as weapons to fight against the vampire orphans of the world... I am so fucked up.
ChickenGod
"I cum in cat litter" is my new favorite quote.