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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 58, Male

Transylvania

Joined on 10/12/08

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Planning on killing yourself? That is just stupid.

You called the kids in your class immature, and I agree that they were. But wanting to kill yourself because you had made everyone afraid of you by taking being rebellious so far is ridiculous. You contributed to your own misery, and that is pretty immature.

That may have sounded harsh, but I do know where you're coming from.

I go to an Anglican private school, and we have chapel once or twice a week. Of course, I don't belive any of their shit. But I sing along to the hymns, because I have to.

Cruelly, the reverend singles out kids that aren't singing and makes them stand out the front and sing the song on their own.

That is extremely undesirable for me. Puberty has hit, and my voice sounds absoloutely horrible.

The school has other stupid rules, like if they catch you not crossing at the lights, you get a detention. I think this is totally ridiculous, but I would rather conform to their rules than have a detention.

Again, I'm sorry if any of the above sounded harsh; but sometimes you just have to conform. Think about it, did being a rebel and making everyone hate you really make you happy?

No, I understand what you meant. I admit that I regret a lot of my decisions back then.

I have something that might blow your mind.
Christian Democrat. That's me bitch. I also believe in evolution. I bent the Christian beliefes to make it into something that fits by beliefes.

To think YOU used to be preppy. I almost killed myself when I read that.

If you ever find those two girls, want me to help kill them?

So you believe in the moral side of christianity?

Good, that's the 'smart' christianity.

Wow, now I sound manipulative.

I don't keep my hat for my school a secret at all, even to teachers. I like to point out annoying habits the administration has, draw "political" cartoons on how idiotic the student body is, etc., on work that's assigned to me.
And you JUSTTTTTT listened to Piper? I think that was actually the first full record I ever listened to. I found the vinyl lying on the sidewalk when I was ten, the lucky bastard I was.

And regarding the suspension thing, I plan to get suspended on Friday.
This kid always wears these Jesus freak T-Shirts, and challenging the big bang theory in science. On Friday, I'm going to wear a Nietzsche shirt (THAT IIII MADE) with the ole quote "God is dead."
If I'm right, my teachers will freak out, and I'll get in trouble.

Yes, you are a lucky bastard. You found it on the sidewalk.
I hope that god is dead goes hilariously.

And in a private catholic school, they overreact to everything. I was a bit to ignorant to draw political cartoons, so It wouldn't apply all that much.

Just looking back though, it makes it worse.

And how did you make the Friederich Nietzsche shirt? Sharpie and a blank t-shirt?

Yup, Sharpie and T-Shirt all the way.