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Capitalism

Posted by ChickenGod - March 27th, 2009


I have officially ranted about the corruption of Capitalism in every class in one day. I'm so proud of myself.

Che Guivera shirts suck. Most people only buy them because they saw it on someone else somewhere. Somewhat of an oxymoron, although I agree with a lot of Che's views.

My English teacher is awesome. He is a hardcore liberal, and he loves Pink Floyd. I'm the only person in the class who even knows who/what Pink Floyd is. Then my extremely conservative 'friend' pretends that she knows what we're talking about, and attempts to join the conversation, and fails epically at it.

My rants in school are almost becoming preachings of our coming demise. My economics teacher (who is a capitalist) heard me telling my friend about why it sucks, and she had this really pissed off smirk on her face. It was hilarious.

My science teacher is hilarious. He can't even teach his own class. He leaves it up to online simulators, Bill Nye the Science Guy (although that's awesome), and making us do homework.

My math class today was to screw around. The teacher never came in, but a sub came in last minute (before we were allowed to leave; after 10 minutes of no teacher, we're allowed to leave the class) and said that we could do anything.

My gym class sucks. Enough said.

My advisory (study hall, kind of) is awesome. My friend, the girl who I like, and I both mock my other friend who is a ignorant pervert. It's really funny.

My french class sucks. My french teacher doesn't teach anything, and he hates me for no reason. The sophomore french teacher taught half the class today, and she has the last name 'Allaire'

This is Ross's (Gunshy's) last name, so I randomly asked her in front of the class 'Do you have any family in New Jersey?' I said it so awkwardly that it was hilarious. She doesn't by the way.

Oh great, now it sounds like I'm stalking him? Whatever.

My guitar class makes me feel like an asshole. I'm better than everybody else, because they wouldn't let me do an advanced guitar class. Everybody freaks out every time I do a scale a hundred times faster then them.

Here's something important.

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Capitalism


Comments

Che Guevara shirts are the most ironic thing ever. So you've joined my capitalism hate wagon I see?

And my Language Arts teacher is a liberal, and has actually heard of "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," which I reference frequently in some assignments. Sometimes just to see if he'll get it.

yea, I used a Couple Pink Floyd songs in an english project that I passed in yesterday.

Never liked Bill Nye. It's just fucking annoying.

Also, I do not have Rambo porn on my harddrive... just people with camo paint and shit like that.

Bill Nye is a repetitive show and is fucking annoying, but for some reason, that's why I like it.

Yep thats how it works...

Why were they shooting Obama?

It was probably made by some McCain supporter.

Shooting Obama? Sounds like a McCain fan club...

I know. I'm the only one in my school that supports Obama

Oh, and Bill Nye is awesome.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_luiDaccDE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_luiD accDE</a>

Evolution is so obvious, I hate when people argue that some deity created man, then pulled the mans rib out, and made women, and then the women betrayed the deity, and that's why wimmins are our tools, used for sexual release, and to beat with our belts.

I love sexists, because they're so friggin easy to mock.

Yeah, when I troll sexists, it's fun, but at the same time, I die a little on the inside.

yea, just like when I hear about a 3d concert experience. It's like going to a concert, except the band sucks, and it's at a movie theater!

Laser Floyd shows are pretty good though, although they don't really count.

I was talking more about Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, Everybody in my school loves them.

Ya know Chicken, your views on Christianity explains why you favorited "Messed Up Bible Stories". I love that series.

Wimmins don't get rights. They get to suck on cocks.

amen to that. I just addressed both matters you said, with one sentence

Sticks, you better not be serious.

He'll violate you

No, I didn't, Silver.

(Jesus, I thought Chicken was the one on his period.)

Silver and I have the same bodies, I'm his backside, and he's the front side. Why do you think he has the smiley over his face in his picture? So we have our periods together.