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Unbelievably cliche, even for a stereotypically anime flash animation.

The art for the characters was so fucking wrong. I know it's your interpretation of the Zelda series, but using 'art' that makes the characters look over-dynamic, paired with the overdramatic voice acting, led me to believe that this was a joke.

The dialogue was very predictable, disregarding

However, some of the art for objects and scenery wasn't too bad, and the voice acting, as overdramatic as it was, was clear and easy to determine what was being said, which is rare in most Newgrounds flash animations. The people stopped talking, as if they were being interrupted, and then having the interruption come after a pause in the dialogue. It came off as awkward.

At best, the plot was a fan-fiction by an over-zealous Zelda fan, but I've seen worse, so I won't go into it.

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I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT DAVE

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holy shit!

They showed us this in our french class!

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I don't see why you would vote zero on this.

I actually enjoyed this game.

The only criticism I can give (besides just the repetitious game-play) is that sometimes the jump button is unresponsive.

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This is addicting, and hilarious.

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haha, balls touch

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jews

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This is so epic.

I almost didn't click on this, this is just so great.

The dissonance of it is beautiful

A little repetitive, but that sort of adds to it, in a strange way.

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The bass in the beginning, the really bendy one, is amazing. I love it.

The drums really keep the flow of the song natural.
Very serene, but very fast-paced at the same time.

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really surreal looking. Probably due to the minimalistic approach to colors, which is great.

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This is really goddamn impressive.

The contrast between the three-dimensional elements, and the two-dimensional elements really add to the depth of it, and defines the foreground from the background.

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I went swimming/climbing in that mountain of cum