I feel pissy today, so I'm going to complain a bit.

So, all of my friends are whores, we all know that right? I don't think I've illustrated enough how they're ignorant sluts.

One of my friends decided to be rebellious, and talk to me when I was on my period (as my other friends refer to it, when I'm really angsty, they tend to stay away from me, because I'm on 'my period') and she said something absolutely stupid:

"You know, black people are racist too. They always say that we're racist, but they call us 'crackers' all the time."

I almost attacked her. That's one of the more racist comments I've heard.

I told her to shut up, and she asked why.
I said "Frankly, you're quite ignorant anyways, so you have no right to say anything about racism. You're also generalizing, and assuming that all black people think the same things, which is extremely racist, so you have no right to speak of ignorance whatsoever."
Something like that.

She replied: "Oh Joe, I love you, you're so funny."

I smashed my face on the desk a few hundred times to express my anger.

Another friend thinks that she's really rebellious.

SHE'S AN ANARCHIST!!! OH EM GEE!!!

She thinks she's really political, and I'm trying not to mock the Republican Party in this next part. I ask her what political idealogy she belongs to, and she says, oh, I'm a republican. I tell her that I'm more of a leftist anarchist. She than says, "Oh, Anarchy, WOOHOO! I hate people that aren't anarchists."

"That's a bit nationalist to say." I reply.

She has this puzzled look on her face when I say this.

"Who did you want to win for the previous election?" I ask, trying to continue the conversation.

"Oh...who was it...'McCan' I think."

"You mean McCain?"

Yeah.

"If I had to choose between any of them, probably Nader, but Obama seems a bit more helpful to the current economic situation at the time." I say, although I don't believe that now.

"Who's Nader? Was she Obama's wife?"

"Do you know anything about politics?"

"Erm, not really."

I've learned recently (from herself) that she doesn't think women can be president. WHAT!!!

Is that like the whole, "Women against feminism" thing?

She says that women get "too emotionally involved"

So do men. They let their competitive egos get in the way of true matters.

That's why we're fighting in the middle east.

I don't think people that aren't politically educated should have an opinion.

Another one of my 'friends' is an over masculine douchebag.

I think I embedded a video of him pretending to be somebody from 'Jackass.'

Wow, aren't you rebellious? You do stuff that they do on Jackass, even though they tell you not too...

He constantly calls me a faggot because I stupidly told him I'm bisexual (even though it's closer to being asexual)

Another friend thinks she's really punk. She listens to the most popular songs from rock bands. For example, the only Nirvana song she recognized was 'Smells Like Teen Spirit,' she heard it in a movie, and she says that she's a huge Nirvana fan.

She listens to mainstream rap, but claims that she's really alternative.

This is what really made me hate her though:

She was looking through the yearbook, and saw a girl that was 'ugly.'

She said this exactly: "She should die...she's just so fucking ugly."

She laughed and looked at me for approval.

"You're a judgmental hypocrite." I said.

"Shut up, you need to wash your hair NERD!!!"

She used to be best friends with one of my friends, but now, she hates her. She saw a picture of her, next to my friend in the yearbook, pointed it out to me and said, "Look, it's me with Mikaela, *horribly fake laugh*"

Than she proceeded to insult her in every way.

She hates her, because my friend (Mikaela) jokingly called her a bitch.

She IS a bitch.

She tried killing herself because her internet boyfriend broke up with her.

Almost as overdramatic as my ex girlfriend (which you should all know about by now)

She also manipulated the girl, who I once liked, into being as judgmental as her. This is more my fault though, I was too stupid at the time to notice.

There is nobody that knows anything about art, or music at my school.

There are people that claim they do. They listen to Slipknot, and they play shitty heavy metal, and claim to be really artistic.

I do have a friend though, that, as overdramatic as he is, is quite good at guitar.

He can do things that I can't, and he's been playing for half as long as I have (2 years for me, 1 for him.)

He's the one, who I did a 30 minute jam session with. Look that up in my blogs, it's there.

As a matter of fact, I should post all of my songs that aren't on Newgrounds.

I think most of them are either Jam Sessions, Improvs, or other random crap.

That's what my next blog will be about.

So, I'm going to go find my recorder, and put those recordings on my computer.

I fapped to this picture.

Jaguars are my favorite kinds of guitar (I played several, and god are they sexy) and this is Jimi Hendrix (if you didn't know that, you should kill yourself)

I'm not just joking either, I actually ejaculated to this picture.

I failed Algebra.

It's my guidance counselor's fault anyways.

I told him to put me into regular Algebra. He has the intelligence of roadkill, so he put me in accelerated Algebra... and all of my other classes were accelerated.

It's a miracle that I only failed one class because of his stupidity. I asked him a hundred times if I could change my classes to regular difficulty, because he said that I could anytime I wanted to, and when I asked, he would stutter a few times, grumble, and decline.

The last day of school (Friday) was pretty alright.

I went to Gym, to take my Gym final (funny right?)

It's better than last year, when I went to a private school. I had a class dedicated to Religion. I had a FINAL about the bible.

I'm glad I got kicked out.

Anyways, I took the incredibly easy gym final, which was just 50 or so multiple choice. They told me my grade 5 minutes after I finished (it's a 'ScanTron' test, so I get results much faster.) I think I got a 76.

After that, I skipped my next class (which wasn't a 'Final' class) and went to the cafeteria with my guitar. I was playing for a while when some douchebag with an electric guitar and an amp (being carried by his faithful servants) came up to me.

He sat down, and started (attempting) to tune his guitar. It was a few thousand notes too high, and I told him that, and he freaked out. "I'M WAY BETTER AT GUITAR THAN YOU, SO SHUT UP, OR I'LL SHOVE THAT [The guitar] IN YOUR FUCKING JUGULAR"

"I never said that I was better than you at guitar, in fact, I'm sure that I'm worse, but I was just trying to assist you." I replied.

He was a beginner, and I've been playing for 2 years. I'm probably a more experience player than he is. But I wouldn't brag about it.

His friends started chanting 'guitar battle' and shit like that.

I told them that I don't thing that music should be a competition, but rather the opposite.

Some guy said something about guitar hero, so I just started ignoring them.

My friends eventually showed up, and I was glad.

They asked me to play some stuff. I did.

Some guy from the other end of the cafeteria yelled "Play Free Bird!" and I laughed.

To people that don't know, at every rock concert, you need to request that song.

Some shit happens, yadda yadda, I leave school glad that I'm rid of my friends.

I get home, get yelled at by my mom for reasons that I don't understand, go on the computer, and started playing on some emulator.

I've been playing emulators a lot lately. I just played 'Majora's Mask' for a few hours.

I should probably go play guitar or something...

Speaking of dirty semen, these songs make me cum in my pants:

This song is by Stemage, but when he does songs from Metroid, he calls himself Metroid Metal (the name of his website.) He actually has a band for Metroid Metal now.

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Speaking of Stemage: look at this one. There are vocals in it, but not in this version. Couldn't find that version on Youtube.

This is Stemage playing it by the way:

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Stemage/Metroid Metal again.

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If you haven't heard this one, post a video of you cutting your toes off.

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This video isn't on Youtube, and I don't feel like learning how to embed it, so here's the link:

http://www.lolsworthyblogs.com/vids.Qw 72kokWkdo

So this is the last week of school. It sucks.

It's finals week. But the worst was today, because I had Algebra. It wasn't that hard. I'm not even going to talk about the finals though.

I'll dedicate this blog to what happened Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. (Today)

So Monday wasn't a test day. It was alright, nothing happened really.

Tuesday: French Final, and Economics Final.

French class was first, because that was what final I had first. Some bitch came up to me, when I said some sarcastic comment mocking homophobes, and she said "Aren't you gay or something?" I said that I was bisexual, and that I was kidding about my homophobic comment, and that I was making fun of people who hated homosexuals. She said "What's wrong with people who are against homos? Being gay is a mental disorder."

I said that that was quite ignorant, but I was too tired to give half a shit.

My alleged 'friends' started listening to the conversation at this point.

She said "Well, god didn't intend it to be tha-"

My 'friends' and I started laughing, and I called her a homophobic zealot. She said "I'm not a homophobe, I'm not afraid of you!!!"

I said that the meaning of that word isn't meant to be taken strictly, and that the modern definition of the word was that you have distaste towards same sex relationships.

Than I took the final, and failed miserably. There was this one part where we had to write a 100 word essay about ourselves. I couldn't think of what to say, so, at one point I said:

"Je ne suis pas une chaise"

Which means: "I am not a chair."

Just in case the teacher didn't notice.

Than I had the economics final. I sat in front of my psycho ex girlfriend, which was kind of awkward, because I started getting paranoid that she would stab me.

Awkward as hell, because she's STILL going around, trying to spread rumors about how allegedly small my penis is...,

Since when did I have a penis?

Doesn't that make her a whore if she knows the size of my penis? We only went out for less than a month.

Anyways, my best friend has been fully converted into being an overdramatic whore, so I'm fucking mad. He texts all the time, and complains how he can't play Xbox all the time.

It's because of some whore (I made a blog about her a few posts ago. Go find it) who is wicked over dramatic.

So anyways, after finals were done, we had the option to go home, which I didn't and I stayed with my alleged friends. I have nothing better to do.

We all skipped class, and played 'Would You Rather (the board game)' in some game room that I never knew about.

It was fun.

Today, I had Guitar and Algebra finals. Meh...

I accidentally went to one of my classes. I played guitar to occupy myself. It was fun-ish.

Than I skipped the rest of my classes and played Tetris on the computer with a few 'friends'.

I really do hate my friends, and I'm not just being overdramatic.

Half of them are homophobes, the other half are over dramatic.

Remember that girl that I was falling for a few weeks ago? Yeah, so one of her friends has completely turned her into a judgmental asshole. They were looking at the yearbook, and saying who was the ugliest person on the page. At one point, her friend said that somebody should die because they were so ugly.

They were being stuck up, conceited, hypocritical, assholes.

Her friend is always doing this. She'll tell me to not do something, and that I'm being annoying, and will make me feel like total garbage. Than when she's hyper, and annoying as hell, I'll do the same (because I'm an immature jerk) she'll be like "Yeah, well you should wash your hair you NERD!!!"

Than anytime she's depressed, and she's trying to spill her overdramatic feelings onto me, and I express my lack of interest, she'll practically assault me.

Than if I mention anything whatsoever about my life, she'll say "I DON'T CARE!!! You should wash your hair you NERD!!!"

Another time, she was complaining about how her internet boyfriend broke up with her. She threatened to kill herself. She still calls him every day, or so she says.

Anyways, I have Science and English finals tomorrow, and I know I'll completely fail the Science.

But I'm awesome at English, because I pretty much just write an essay about the books we've read.

I'll miss Mr. Jenkins

Also, some music updates:

Fuck democracy, I'm not doing Bron Yr Aur. I'm not saying it's not an amazing song, but I just don't feel like trying to learn it.
I'm a lazy fucker.

I think I said I re-wrote Will's Lemon?

Yea, well, I didn't. I've decided to use the re-written intro to it as a new song altogether.

It's actually quite good, but really short.

I've been thinking about releasing some kind of album eventually.

And by 'album' I mean just an official collection of songs, being given away via file hosting.

But, if I'm enough of a dumbass to make one, the alleged cover art will be the 'Also Facial' picture.

By 'alleged cover art' I mean that it will only appear if you use iTunes, or have an iPod or something. It's not like I'm sending you all actual CD's.

Anyways:

If you don't like the band 'Failure' than you haven't even lived:

Great songs by Failure:

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But since that's not there best song:

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And since that isn't there best song either (because i can't find a link to the best one)...

there best song is 'Macaque' from 'Comfort.'

Fucking masterpiece.

Well, actually I haven't. I still don't know what song to cover, but I'm stuck between these:

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I'll probably do this one separate from the cover I plan to do, but it's a 12 bar blues jam.

It sounds kind of like this, but much different at the same time.

This is Clapton and Page, together, doing a song called 'Tribute to Elmore.'

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and my personal favorite (that I want to do)

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Vote for which one, and it'll probably be which one i want to do.

For the 1983, I'll probably sing, and it will probably have some electric guitar and drums in it, but I don't know.
You know what, I'll try to play Bron Au Yr, if it's chosen, but it's kinda hard, because I suck at acoustic guitar, especially with odd tunings.
For the 12 bar blues one, I'll definitely do, but not exactly like the video I just embedded. But the riff is influenced by a riff that was influenced by that riff (lolwut?)

If I do Calling The Kettle, I'll sing in it, and it may or may not be acoustic, and it may or may not have drums in it.

Tell me which song I should do!!!!!

I've been lazy lately.

I wrote some music though, which is good...

I wrote a rendition of 'Will's Lemon' and it's a lot better than the original. It actually doesn't sound like I'm one of those metal head Slipknot fans that knows nothing of music.

Slipknot sucks.

Anyways, I've discovered the wonders of Emulators. Am I the only one that thinks the word "Emulator" sounds really dirty?
Nevermind...
Anyways, I have a Gameboy, a NES, and a SNES emulator. I have a few games, but their mostly Metroid (favorite game franchise) Zelda, or Pokemon.

I don't like modern video games much.

I had some fun today.

My friend (Justin) rang the door bell to my house, and invited me to go ride bikes with his friends.

He had two friends with him, I don't remember their names.

Anyways, he had this wine bottle, half full (he didn't drink it, he found it like that.) He also had a lighter and some cloth...

They were going to make a Molotov Cocktail (and they had no idea how to use it)

I tried to tell them that it's a stupid idea, and that, if they want to pretend to be rebellious, just drink it or something...I know, I sound quite prude.

Anyways, we got to the dump, which is right next to the park, and they started to light it. They only got the cloth on fire, and since I decided to be lookout, I rode my bike around the corner.

I saw a car pull up...

Not just ANY car, but ...you guessed it...

a cop car.

It's funny how cops show up, exactly at the worst of times.

I put my bike into a higher gear and booked it towards my friends.

They were still trying to light it, when I started yelling,

"Cop Car, GO GO GO"

One kid dashes off with me (on his bike) while Justin and the other kid don't.

I almost thought they were going to take the punishment...

But they were disposing of the bottle into one of the dumpsters, or something, and than they were after us.

They said that the cop had left when he saw me on my bike...

So I figured he was heading towards where we were, via a different route, because the way we took wasn't vehicle accessible.

We went back to our street, (Justin and I live on the same street) and just rode around there.

The street is kind of out of the way, so the cop wouldn't come down there.

After a while, we went back to the park to see what was going on...

Apparently, my dad, my sister, and her friend were also down at the park, and they said that something about a cop, and I almost panicked. I pretended that we had no idea what happened, he probably believed me, or didn't care.

Anyways, it was getting dark, so my dad, sister, and her friend left, and we started going down the road to ding dong ditch...yea I know, we're immature.

So after a while, it gets too late, and we couldn't find a good house to do, because for some reason, everybody was outside tonight, so we went back to Justin's house.

I'm about to have some disgusting pizza.

It's disgusting because it's NOT greasy enough.

I love greasy, fattening pizza. Like Cherry Village, great pizza, Prime Pizza, great pizza...etc.

This is from Grampy's.

At least it's better than Papa Ginos.

That's another thing I want to address, how much I've been complaining. I'm not being a spoiled teenage whore like I probably sound like...trust me, I'm not, I'm just mad at everything...

I hate the cum that's all wet, and it doesn't stick to anything, really fucking irritating.

I'm going to submit a song of me singing this one tune I made up in school, (and sing for hours on end)

It goes:

everyone sucks but me, everyone sucks but me

over and over again.

But I also feel like doing a cover...give me some suggestions for what song I should cover, and I'll do my best, and by my best, I mean that I'll give a half assed, procrastinated effort into it, and claim that it's overdue because of so much work being put into it.

So, Normally, I would post part 2 of the 'Dark Tower Summary,' but it seems that I've been expelled and I want to tell you guys about it.

So I walked into 5th period gym, and saw my friend. She was with her boyfriend, who I heard was a douchebag, and was holding his hand. I walked over, greeted everybody, and started complaining about how much gym sucks, and such...

So my friends boyfriend noticed my dirty hair, and started making fun of it... which isn't weird, sometimes it was funny. But he started to get out of hand, and started pushing me around. I was still chuckling, thinking he was joking, but he clearly wasn't. I got a little afraid that he would start punching me in the face... I dunno, I wasn't thinking straight... so I pushed him back. He immediately grabbed my head, and pushed me back. Now, he was WAY stronger than me, and it was clear that he could kick the shit out of me, but I continued to try to make him know that I am harder to manipulate than that. I had struck the ground, landing on my ear, and I started to hear an irritating ringing noise, and I felt blood leaking out of my ear.

I rolled over, barely dodging his knee, which would have bashed my ribs in, and kicked him in the balls. This crippled him temporarily, and before I could hit him again, the gym teacher appeared from nowhere, and pulled me into his office...

He was EXTREMELY pissed. He didn't want this bullshit in his class. I saw ,through the window of his door, my friend boyfriend being helped up by another gym teacher, and escorted to the office... I must have hit him pretty damn hard.

After the gym teacher's angry rant, I was summoned to the main office, by the most evil teacher in the world, Ms. Denolla. By this time, my ear had stopped bleeding, but it was still faintly ringing.

I'll spare you the details, but I'm at home now, kicked out of school. Shit, there's only about 3 weeks of school left, and the last week is all Finals, so I didn't have much school left...

Since I've already been kicked out of a private school (read a previous blog) There's very little chance I'll get into another private school in this area.

I mean, seriously, I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Nah, but seriously, I didn't do any of that.

I feel like reviewing something.

The first thing to come to my mind was the current book I'm reading...'The Dark Tower', the seventh, and final installment in an epic series by Stephen King. My next 7 blogs are going to be reviews for each of the seven books, hopefully I'll finish the 7th by the time I'm done with these first 6...

So, here's part one...

The Gunslinger

Immediately, within the first words of this book, you are confused...

There is a man fleeing across the desert, and a gunslinger is following him...

The names of both are not revealed.

The gunslinger is sitting at the remains of one of the man in black's campfires, when he had a flashback to the day before, when he stopped at a man's house, who had a raven named Zoltan, where the gunslinger told the man who was in the house about the time when he killed everybody in an entire town after chasing the man in black through....

Yes, confusing right?

Well, I'll slow it down.

The gunslinger is reminiscing to a recent time, when he had stopped at a man's house. The man had a raven, or crow, or some kind of bird, named Zoltan...not important...

Anyways, he tells the man about a time when he was going through a town that the man in black had went through about a week or two before.

The man in black brought back a man from the dead, and performed many other mystical deeds that caused some kind of harm.

Roland comes through, and stays in the town for a while. When he tells people of his intents to find the man in black, the townsfolk try to kill him. He kills everybody in the entire town and continues on...

As he was telling the man, who had welcomed him into his house, this, he reveals that he is the last gunslinger.

Apparently, gunslingers are knights, but cowboys at the same time... weird right?

So anyways, the man in the house gives him extra water, and some other provisions, and the gunslinger moves on...

At the ruins of the man in black's campfire, he spies a small house on the horizon.

Oh, and he's in the desert by the way, just to give you a picture...a vast, gigantic desert.

Before the gunslinger gets to the house, he is out of food and water, and he passes out from the heat.

When he awakes, a boy named Jake Chambers reveals that he had rescued him. He was in the house that he had spied, which was called a 'Way Station.'

Jake tells him that he doesn't know anything at all, about anything...where he is, how he got there...

So the gunslinger hypnotizes him, and figures out that Jake was hit by a taxi cab in a modern day New York, and was killed by it, and that when somebody dies in our world, they are reincarnated into the gunslinger's.

When Jake awakens, he decides that he wants to travel with the gunslinger.

They travel through the desert...

The gunslinger reveals to Jake (and us) that his name is Roland, but he is still narrated as 'gunslinger,' but for our purposes, I'll call him Roland.

Eventually, Roland and Jake come to mountains at the end of the desert, and Roland meets a demon. Demons are invisible creatures that are hermaphrodites and they always demand sex.

After Roland finishes with the demon, he learns that he isn't very far away from the man in black.

The book starts to get less mysterious just about here, because Roland reveals to Jake more about his childhood.

When Roland and Jake reach halfway up the mountains, they venture into tunnels where they are confronted with 'Slow Mutants.' Which are apparently giant blobs that are disgusting and monstrous...etc....etc...etc...

As soon as they get out of the tunnels, Roland sees the man in black.

As he rushes towards him, with Jake behind him, the man in black creates a hole (with magic) in front of Jake, in which Jake falls, only grasping onto the ledge with one hand (cliche much?)

The man in black tells Roland that he can either catch him, or save Jake. Not both.

Jake tells Roland to go and get the man in black, and to let him fall.

It is finally revealed to us what Roland wanted the man in black for...advice!!!

He wanted his fortune told...or Ka....

Ka in Roland's world, is the equivalent of fate in our world...

It is revealed to us that Roland's higher goal is to reach the Dark Tower, and save the world from destruction...

The man in black tells Roland his fortune, after which makes Roland fall asleep for 10 years, as the man in black escapes...

To anybody that has read Stephen King's 'The Stand,' the man in black is actually Randall Flagg.

Stay Tuned for the exciting conclusion....

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You know the kid that stole my iPod? Than gave it back, and is still a douchebag to me, and expects me to be his friend?

This is him. He's the one that say's at the beginning, "He's Tony, he's stupid."

They're pretending they're hardcore because they throwup all the time.

You can see him clearly at 1:10, he's the one in the striped sweatshirt.

Alright, I'm watching the news (not FOX unfortunately) don't ask me why, I just turned on the TV, and it was on, and I didn't feel like finding the remote to change it, so I left it on.

So the story that it's showing, is a bunch of redneck employees at work, and they saw a 'spiritual entity.' It's a blur on the security cameras, and they NAME IT! They called it 'Claire.' apparently.

THIS IS MAKING NEWS!!!

I like to ask anybody who views my blogs questions at the end...

So...Who Ya Gonna Call?

Yep!

Another Song!

This one I was improvising the whole time on FL Studio...

Please Comment on it, I care more about them than the rating...

I just got XXL, so I did this to celebrate...

I actually got XXL for free, but I'm too lazy to say how I got it again, so read my last blog...

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Go to the 'Audio Portal'

and look at the 'All Time Top Scoring.'

Yes, Ross's song 'Saving Face Machine' is number one.

It has been for a few days I think...

Anyways, I'm pretty pissed right now...

First off, I broke my acoustic guitar, and I have a music/guitar test tomorrow, and I need it...

and also, Y'know those two kids that stole my iPod?

The girl helped is mad at me, for being mad at her...

WHAT THE FUCK!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU TRIED TO STEAL THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I OWN!

Not borrowing...stealing.

They meant for me to forget about it, buy a new one (which I wouldn't), and not notice them listening to it next to me.

They meant to keep it.

When I told them I'd go to the administration, they got mad at ME for figuring it out.

They should have apologized...BUT NO

Another example of why you should be close to your friends. They will ALWAYS end up manipulating you when they get the chance.

(I said 'another' example, the other example I was referring to was the 'Private School' thing, where I got kicked out for a rumor somebody made up about me)

A good thing that happened today was the following:

The girl who I like started talking about Sophia (my psycho ex girlfriend) and I said nonchalantly,
"Oh, I went out with her (for some reason) she's a bitch"

She starting asking why I went out with her, and I replied that I was stupid at the time.

Sophia is now hanging out with a few of my friends...

I think I know why.

My best friend's (although I hesitate to call him 'best' because I can't stand choosing favorites) , current girlfriend is an overdramatic bitch, and I guess that she's also friends with Sophia, so this caused an awkward situation between my friend and I...

You could tell that he was hesitating to exclaim "GO AWAY WHORE", or something like that, but when he saw that his girlfriend and Sophia were talking together, he looked at me for guidance.

I was awestruck.

Now, I guarantee you, by the end of the year (only a few more weeks) Sophia will come up to me, asking me to go out with her...

Also, check out my new song that I uploaded, and review it. I don't care about the ratings, I want people to comment!!!

I did it in FL studio...

That reminds me, I just got FL studio XXL producer edition for $0,

Look it up on Youtube, and to those of you who know about my Youtube account, it's the last video that I favorited.