In Utero-Nirvana
Strati-Stemage
Manifest Destiny-Ross
Piper At The Gates Of Dawn-Pink Floyd
Let It Be-Beatles
Electric Lady Land-Jimi Hendrix Experience
Led Zeppelin III-Led Zeppelin
Mudhoney-Mudhoney
Hormoaning-Nirvana
In God We Trust Inc.-Dead Kennedys
War On Errorism-NOFX
Colour and Shape-Foo Fighters
OK Computer-Radiohead
Surfer Rosa-Pixies
Spunk-Sex Pistols
Barrett-Syd Barrett
White Light/ White Heat-Velvet Underground
The Who Sell Out-The Who
Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking-Roger Waters
Imagine-John Lennon
Wheels of Fire-Cream
Sgt. Pepper-Beatles
Magical Mystery Tour-Beatles
Sap-Alice In Chains
Alice In Chains-Alice In Chains
White Album-Beatles
London Calling-Clash
Ballad Of Codaphonic-Codaphonic
Deja Vu-CSNY
Doors-The Doors
Superfuzz Bigmuff-Mudhoney
Animals-Pink Floyd
Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd

No Real Order...

But In Utero and Strati are my favorite albums

I'm about to put up a new song...

I did it in FL studio, but it's only to show you guys how my new song is coming along.

I'm better than you!

My friend stole my iPod!

I gave it to him in French yesterday, to look at my pictures on it. This is normal, so I expected him to give it back to me.

When he didn't, I kept asking for him to return it to me when he was going to class.

By the end of the day, I was very worried, but I couldn't find him, so I eventually went on my bus, and went home.

He only took it because he lost his a few weeks ago.

I'm WAY too passive.

I have a friend that owes me $20, and he told me he'd give it to me by May 5th, and I haven't seen any of it. If I don't get that back, I'll wreck some of his stuff. I dunno, I'm starting to sound overly-masculine, so I'll quit the threats.

All of my friends beat me up, at first it was jokingly, but now it seems that I'm the stress relief for all of them. There are attempts to make me sterile everyday.

Have I told you that I own the book 'Twilight?'

It's really good.

Okay, I almost gagged just from typing that.

THERE' ABSOLUTELY NO PLOT.

The entire book is about an overdramatic whore, that wants some douchebag to go out with her.

I read the first few pages and nearly fell asleep...and this was after I took a 4 hour nap!

I'm honestly going to attempt to read it.

If I don't make it out alive, tell Wilfred Brimley that I always loved him.

ME.
Yea, I really am... or was.

I was re-learning the song Chicken Patty, when I noticed... It's actually a quite good song.

In my musical naivety, I had created a great song. It was off beat, and had no timing, but it was a really good song.

I don't even know what I was thinking when I was writing it, but It's really good.

I can see how it was influenced by Green Day's 'Jesus Of Suburbia,' which isn't really that great.

I'm not even a big fan of Green Day anymore, they only have 2 or 3 good albums anyway.

I'll probably re-do Chicken Patty in due time.

I actually wrote another song, but I'll probably end up putting it on the end of that combination of 'Dwelling' and 'Worry Wart.' Which is starting to sound kinda good.

The combination is the same as Dwelling, up until after the part before the outro, but then Worry Wart is played there. Then the outro of Dwelling comes back in, than some finger-picking part, than another finger-picking part, Than a part that sounds like Worry Wart, but it's in a different key.

I'm trying to fit in an arpeggio type of bit after the altered reprise of worry wart (although it's not really a reprise) and trust me, it sounds cliche as hell, but it's somewhat catchy.

I know it's been quite a while since I've actually put up an actual song, but I'll be done with this sooner or later.

The only problem I have is that I don't own a bass, and I'd rather not use samples.

I also have terrible timing on the drums, and the headphones that I need to wear (for the metronome) on my recorder don't work out when I'm playing the drums.

So I'll probably submit a work-in-progress version of the new song in the next week or so...

Or probably not, because I'll get really obsessive compulsive about it, and try to make it sound a certain way, and than fail miserably at it...etc...

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This is by SPONGEBOB.

This is easily one of the catchiest songs of all time.

It sounds like Jello Biafra meets Syd Barrett

Every Friday, on UltimateGuitar.com, there's a story posted by 'Nolan Whyte' an aspiring author. Here's the links to all of them so far.

I didn't write these, just making sure you guys know that.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Now I look forward to every Friday for the next edition.

So, yesterday, or the day before (I can't remember) the school cop starting being a bitch to everybody. She was harassing everybody, and threatened to suspend anybody who didn't go to class IMMEDIATELY.

So I yelled out (she could see me easily also)
"You're here for our safety, not to harass us, you Fascist Pig!'

I know that 'fascist pig' is a bit too cliche, but it's all I could think of at the time.

She turns towards me, and says something like, "Oh No You Did NOT just do that!"

My friend Tyler was next to me, and we both dashed off into the hallway, behind the safety of a huge crowd of Seniors. I made my way around the school and got to English class only a few minutes late.

Even if I told my English teacher why I was late, he wouldn't get mad, he'd probably congratulate me, he's awesome like that.

So anyways, I've spent the last few hours of my life looking around the internet, for a source on a SciFi book. It's about a guy, who sees a future version of himself, but a day older. Than, the next day, he (obviously) becomes that person, and does the same stuff. Than, he sees another day older version of himself, and than they start gambling, and making a ton of money. Than I forget what happens. If ANYBODY has any relative idea to what that book could be, contact me right away!

A Senior asked ME, the stereotypical slacker kid, to do an English project for him. Does anybody know any authors that have any short stories, that were written in the last 5 years?

I need them, he's going to pay me $200 dollars (eventually)

He's not the kind of person to lie to me about money, he's about to get a job at Wal-Mart (he said it, as if he'd get paid a lot of money there) and he'll pay me back by the end of the year.

That'll be awesome.

I don't care how mainstream this song is, it's still catchy as hell:

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I've reached 650 favorites on Youtube, so I can't favorite videos anymore.

We're learning this song in a BEGINNER guitar class, it's actually quite hard, but I already know it, so I'm lucky. I feel bad for all the beginners, I only have to take it so I can take music theory next year.

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We're obviously learning the Chuck Berry version, but this is a great cover by The Beatles

I'm going to go play Pandemic 2 now, which is obviously the greatest flash game of all time.

So, when I cut my hair yesterday, it was unnatural, and was just done horribly. It felt like I was wearing hair gel.

I got it cut again today, and I'm pleased with it.

It's not shorter, she just used a razor to take out some of the layers. It's a lot less clumpy.

I actually like this better than my long hair, but just barely, the only bad thing about long hair was having to care for it all the time, and it got a bit uncomfortable when it was greasy.

But the person who did my hair today washed my hair, and that sucked, because I washed it last night, and the night before, and that's far too much for me.

So enough about my hair, how about you Newgrounds?

How am I in bed?

This picture makes me laugh for some reason. Maybe because I'm so sexy.

Because they're not me...

OH IM SO CONCIETED

It's so uncomfortable.

It's down to my upper lip, and I didn't let them layer it, so, not to sound self conscious, it looks fairly ridiculous.

It looks so... clean, I detest it.

I'd post a picture but I'm too lazy.

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and my favorite:

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Misleading title much?