I failed Algebra.

It's my guidance counselor's fault anyways.

I told him to put me into regular Algebra. He has the intelligence of roadkill, so he put me in accelerated Algebra... and all of my other classes were accelerated.

It's a miracle that I only failed one class because of his stupidity. I asked him a hundred times if I could change my classes to regular difficulty, because he said that I could anytime I wanted to, and when I asked, he would stutter a few times, grumble, and decline.

The last day of school (Friday) was pretty alright.

I went to Gym, to take my Gym final (funny right?)

It's better than last year, when I went to a private school. I had a class dedicated to Religion. I had a FINAL about the bible.

I'm glad I got kicked out.

Anyways, I took the incredibly easy gym final, which was just 50 or so multiple choice. They told me my grade 5 minutes after I finished (it's a 'ScanTron' test, so I get results much faster.) I think I got a 76.

After that, I skipped my next class (which wasn't a 'Final' class) and went to the cafeteria with my guitar. I was playing for a while when some douchebag with an electric guitar and an amp (being carried by his faithful servants) came up to me.

He sat down, and started (attempting) to tune his guitar. It was a few thousand notes too high, and I told him that, and he freaked out. "I'M WAY BETTER AT GUITAR THAN YOU, SO SHUT UP, OR I'LL SHOVE THAT [The guitar] IN YOUR FUCKING JUGULAR"

"I never said that I was better than you at guitar, in fact, I'm sure that I'm worse, but I was just trying to assist you." I replied.

He was a beginner, and I've been playing for 2 years. I'm probably a more experience player than he is. But I wouldn't brag about it.

His friends started chanting 'guitar battle' and shit like that.

I told them that I don't thing that music should be a competition, but rather the opposite.

Some guy said something about guitar hero, so I just started ignoring them.

My friends eventually showed up, and I was glad.

They asked me to play some stuff. I did.

Some guy from the other end of the cafeteria yelled "Play Free Bird!" and I laughed.

To people that don't know, at every rock concert, you need to request that song.

Some shit happens, yadda yadda, I leave school glad that I'm rid of my friends.

I get home, get yelled at by my mom for reasons that I don't understand, go on the computer, and started playing on some emulator.

I've been playing emulators a lot lately. I just played 'Majora's Mask' for a few hours.

I should probably go play guitar or something...

Speaking of dirty semen, these songs make me cum in my pants:

This song is by Stemage, but when he does songs from Metroid, he calls himself Metroid Metal (the name of his website.) He actually has a band for Metroid Metal now.

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Speaking of Stemage: look at this one. There are vocals in it, but not in this version. Couldn't find that version on Youtube.

This is Stemage playing it by the way:

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Stemage/Metroid Metal again.

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If you haven't heard this one, post a video of you cutting your toes off.

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This video isn't on Youtube, and I don't feel like learning how to embed it, so here's the link:

http://www.lolsworthyblogs.com/vids.Qw 72kokWkdo