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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 58, Male

Transylvania

Joined on 10/12/08

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becuase i liked youre post i will not spam u o wait...

I'm flattered that you found positive interest in my post.

It sucked that you were tired when you argued that bitch, because I would have loved to see what you would have said. If it was captured on video, i would fap to it.

I laughed at "I am not a chair". Brilliant.

"Yeah, well you should wash your hair you NERD!!!"
If I had a dollar for every time that happened to me...

And take the small penis thing in stride. It's fun, I do it all the time, pretend that I have a tiny penis. I say it's "almost half a centimeter long", but with just enough subtle sarcasm so they don't believe me. Not that penis size is relevant to anything though, because it's something you're born with, and frankly, quite creepy to change.

The lead singer for Failure looks a little like the guy who played Harry in Requiem for a Dream. Also, if I reference that film once more, you should disown me.

I just say I don't have a penis whatsoever. Somebody (she's one of Paris Hilton's followers) actually thought I had no penis because I went quite in depth.

I've never seen it, but I love the song Lux Aeterna (it's the one you plan on covering.)

William Shatner is on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, so I need to go fap now.

I'm very pleased that you liked Lux.

It almost sounds like 'Lux' is a person.

As of now, 'Lux' is the official imaginary friend of the internet.

Is Lux from Luxembourg, the richest country? Or a nickname for Luxembourg?
Or possibly, Lux is an American, with dignity and class.

I made a funny.

American with dignity and class? What?...oh wait, that's the joke.