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I have a vagina.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: iH
Stranger: hi *-*
You: We may be strangers
Stranger: how r u?
You: but you know what we aren't strangers to?
You: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
You: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
You: A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M
You: THINKING OF
You: AIN'T GONNA GET THIS FROM
You: ANY
You: OTHER
You: GUY
You: EEEEYYYE
You: JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING
You: WANNA MAKE YOU
You: UNDERSTAND
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND
You: DESERT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GONNA
You: SAY
You: GOODBYE
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
You: AND
You: HURT YOU
Stranger: don't tell me these things, I'll get emotional ):
You: Kill yourself
You have disconnected.

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...That You Actually Somewhat Like.

I normally hate electronically based bands, but this song is damn awesome. Seriously.

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And This (It's Not A Rick Roll, It's 19/2000 by The Gorillaz)

Post a link to songs that you would normally hate, but actually like in a comment.

Are going to make a movie...

or rather, we are going to make somebody make a movie for us.

We will call it "COCKS IN SPACE: A STORY OF FRIENDSHIP"

SilverGuitar: Don't you have flash? MAKE A FLASH ABOUT COCKS IN SPACE AND FRIENDSHIP.

DO IT NOW

I also changed my name. I'm going from Salvatore Hankypants and Apple (I'm called Apple on the 3rd week of every month that started on a Monday, Wednesday, or a Friday) to SANGLACAR FORTUNATANIA.

It must always be in caps.

...complimented me? There's no way to explain it:

From Facebook:
Joe Ruane: Daw Grape. Say it 10 times fast.

Leeann Kinzler
haha, dog rape.

Mike Molnar
I LOVE PUPPIES

Amanda Allison
Hmm, it wasn't THE GAME this time :)

Joe Ruane
Thug Aim.

Mike Molnar
Joe, who is that girl in your profile picture, and is she seeing anybody, and does she live anywhere near PA.

Joe Ruane
That's me.

I'm being complimented everywhere today.

First, in my theater class, we had to write poems, and read them in front of the whole class.

When I did mine, I got the normal applause, but at the end of class, my Theater teacher told me to stay after, and he asked me,
"Do you write a lot? You should definitely consider writing" and a lot of other things that made my self esteem go through the roof.

That was more or less the first poem I wrote.

I'd post the poem, but it sucks. It really does, it's how I presented it that made it somewhat...presentable.

Then, after my French class, some girl goes up to me, and says, "Is your name Joe?" with a really nervous and shaky voice, "because I've been meaning to talk to you in the hallway, but I didn't want to call you 'Femme Fatale' (My name in French class...it means dangerous woman.)"
I was somewhat flattered that somebody wanted to talk to me.

Now I get called feminine by somebody from a band I like (Metroid Metal.)

That's awesome!

Also This

So I just went to a High School Football game.

I was hilariously hyper. I faked seizures, I was pretending to be a power ranger, riding a horse, traveling to Mordor. I made a total ass of myself...on purpose.

I have a hilariously fun mood disorder, similar to bipolar, just less severe, and more fast-paced.

I'm pretty sure I'm a social masochist. I love it.

What's funny, is after I got home, I pretty much cried for five minutes.

That wasn't on purpose, but it was funny nonetheless, just switching from manic to depressed with no transition...just kind of funny.

So I got my Guy Fawkes mask in the mail today, so I decided to celebrate, by riding throughout my neighborhood with it on.

Some car full of jock douchebags started following me, yelling, and honking their horn, and I ended up having to take a bike trail, that was out of the way, to escape them.

It was actually pretty funny.

I come home, and my mom has a baby in her arms, and she told me that she's babysitting...

Which is new to me, she never baby-sat before.

Fun day today.

In my history class, we all got on the subject of pirating music, and I obviously want to promote free music, so I love pirating music. ARRRGG!

So I went on a short, but somewhat strongly worded rant against capitalism, without actually saying 'capitalism.'

To sum it up, I said that people, including musicians, shouldn't be motivated by money, but rather self motivation. The self motivated musicians are so much better.

I didn't say 'capitalism' because I wanted to see if people agreed with me. about 75% of the class agreed with me, than I announce, "Wow guys, you're all SOCIALISTS!"

They all dropped there hands.

I love how a lot of people hate Capitalism, but because they define Socialism as Communism, and Communism as Statism, anything other than Capitalism is evil.

In Theater class, we're writing poetry, and my Theater read us one of his poems about the Iraqi War, and I swear, it was basically "The Brink" (by Ross) in the form of a poem.

I got all giddy, and was hyper for the rest of the day.

Than I went on a bike ride with my friend, and we went to the Elementary school we grew up in (or he did, I only went for a few months, before I moved.) and than I suggested that we go to the High School (that we're in now).

It took us an hour or so, but we got there, and rode around there, while I yelled 'THE GAME' as loud as I could at everybody.

Nearly everybody recognized me, which made me feel terrible, because I hate thinking of myself as 'popular.'

Than my friend said there was a Wal-Mart near by, and I explained that I always wished there was a Wal-Mart nearby (I thought he was kidding)

So we got to a train track, and we had to cross, and we kept mocking 'Stand By Me' by yelling "TRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN!!!!"

We got to Wal-Mart, than realized we couldn't put our bikes anywhere, so we went back home.

I WISH THIS WAS REAL.
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER, IT IS REAL!

Also: This Video Is Beautiful. He was just expressing his taste for the team.

Record and Upload Pet Cactus: Done

Tab Out Pet Cactus For RockMessiah123: Not Done

Do Song Cuts for a shitty Green Day song, for a IRL friend: Done

Cover RockMessiah's song 'June 19th': Not Done

Homework: Not Done

That Doodle I was doing in Math Class yesterday: Done

This is the doodle: It's one big line, looped around.

I'm going to disembowel my 'friend.' I swear.

Caroline Victoria
haircut soon? im getting bored of the same old hair.

Esther DiCarlo
me too. i wanna dye my hair really dark brown! (: what do u think?

Caroline Victoria
nooooo, maybe a few low lights. but don't go ALL dark brown.

Esther DiCarlo
why?? i think i would look great!! (:

Joe Ruane
I might dye my hair with kool-aid sometime. I'm thinking either pink, but I'm open to suggestions.

Esther DiCarlo
joe!!! youre crazy! pink just isnt your color. im thinking more like green or blue.

Joe Ruane
That's what I was thinking, but adding a little pink to my diet of monochrome often pisses off homophobes who are afraid of male femininity

Esther DiCarlo
haha. theres a kid on my bus who dyed his hair pink! XD (i rarely use this smiley face...)

Caroline Victoria
there's this kid who dyed his hair red and he freakin looks like the Wendy's girl!!!

Esther DiCarlo
haha. thats probly the same kid whose on my bus!!!

Caroline Victoria
does he make you want a frosty?

Esther DiCarlo
no. he makes me wanna punch him in the face for doing that.

Caroline Victoria
it's the same feeling :D

Esther DiCarlo
haha. esther<3caroline! :D

Caroline Victoria
me too!!

Caroline Victoria
oh i mean caroline %u2665 esther

Esther DiCarlo
haha(: joes a faggggggg!! lol. dying his hair with koolaid! what a goof!

Caroline Victoria
hey, come'on don't use that word, NOT COOL! :D

Esther DiCarlo
whateverrrrr. (: cant break old habits! lol

Caroline Victoria
nah, but you can create new ones :)

Esther DiCarlo
whatever. i like that word! (: ur silly.

Joe Ruane
Calling somebody a faggot (assuming that 'fag' is short for faggot) literally means, in an extremely homophobic manner, that you're threatening to burn me at the stake.

Caroline Victoria
i know, joe. she doesn't mean it like that. it's just a dumb slang. no worries :)

Joe Ruane
Just spreading facts. In my opinion, it's just as bad as 'n****r' or 'chink' or other slang words that are considered ignorant.

Caroline Victoria
it'll soon fade out. and people will look back in awe, then come up with new offensive words.
you know how it goes

Esther DiCarlo
it will not fade out. the slang insult "fag" or "faggot" has been around since the 80's. just ask my mother. and stop being so personal about it. almost everybody in the teenage population uses fag, so just get over yourself.

Joe Ruane
It's ignorant, and offensive. Fag and fagot has been around since the middle ages, it just grew in popularity during the 80s because of the AIDS crisis.

It's extremely homophobic, whether it's meant or not, and I can only ask that you not use it.

It will fade out, probably once homophobia fades out, the term will slowly fade out.

Esther DiCarlo
you spelled "faggot" wrong. and seriously? everybody uses it, it wont fade out, most people are straight and homophobic, its just gonna be like that forever. and again, get over yourself. no one really cares that the word "fag" and "faggot" mean calling somebody gay. its just developed into an insulting slang term for anybody and evrybody. its not really towards the gays. ok? i am going to continue to use it FOREVER until i die. its just what i do. so whatever.

Caroline Victoria
i really never thought my best friend would act like this? you're enforcing stereotypes and ignorance. esther, im kinda shocked/ disturbed? you really can't be serious about "i am going to continue to use it FOREVER until i die"
it's not only offensive towards gay people, but it shows lack of refinement...

Joe Ruane
'everybody uses it...' does that justify that fact that it was used?
It wasn't developed into a slang word, there's history behind it.

And it's not like she doesn't know I'm bisexual. Actually, while I'm on the subject of my sexuality, I guess I'm closer to being pansexual, but whatever.

If you can't tell, this argument, if it can be called that, is still ongoing.

My first period history class is awesome. For the first month of school, I was the only one talking (because the class is based on everybody's opinions, and I was the only one with the confidence to talk in class.)
We were arguing over Anarchy, and I supported Anarchy.
Only 2 or 3 other people agreed with me.

Everybody else, when asked, said that they would feel provoked to kill somebody if there was no government.

Then we got on the subject about, if we were convinced there was no god, what would we do?

I'm pretty sure I was the only Atheist in the class, because when we were all asked, I was the only one to say "Nothing would change."

I spent the rest of the school day drawing the picture I posted.

I'm not done yet, I want to fill the whole page.

That's actually one whole line, just looped around.

I just took a really long nap, so I feel like shit right now.

I'm hyper today.

In school, I like to collapse in the hallway, and just lay there until I get yelled at for it.

Or until I get stepped on.

So today, I fell down 3 times in a row, in front of some trend whores that were annoying me, and they just freaked out, and started yelling at me, because I was 'Immature.'