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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - May 17th, 2009


The reason I haven't been on the computer for a while is that it just stopped working.

I fixed it somehow, so I'm back.

But I broke my guitar, so I'm going to be so incredibly bored and stressed for the next week,

Luckily I have a warranty on it, so they're fixing it.


Posted by ChickenGod - May 12th, 2009


It's super duper fun.

Actually, no I'll do my homework later.

PINK BISMUTH
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Upset Stomach Reliever/ Antidiarrheal
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I'm doing math homework


Posted by ChickenGod - May 11th, 2009


As I've said before, I hate drama, clingy relationships, etc.

But I really do think I'm in love.

Every time I even think of her I enter this state of pure Euphoria. It's fantastic.

Now I'm not going to go into some explanation "OMG SHE HAS THE SEXIEST BLUE EYES EVARR!!!"
Because I think complimenting on somebody's looks just means that you can't find anything positive about their personality.

She's one of the few individuals in the school. She's not the "OMG TWILIGHTTTTT" kind of 'Individual,'

She's truly individual.

Although, what kind of sucks, is that she only sees me as a friend, because she treats her other male friends the same way she treats me.

It actually really sucks.

At least it's better than all of the other times I've tried to have a relationship. They all hated me. It was actually funny when I think back.

This one time, I had this childish crush on this one girl in my Language Arts/ Social Studies (same class) class. When one of my friends told her of my feelings, I was too embarrassed to admit it, although she didn't believe me, so she just started being a bitch to me.

Another time, it was my only 'successful' relationship, I met this girl that was obsessed with Kurt Cobain. Seriously, I mean, she was a total ZEALOT! The funny thing now, is that she's Catholic, and every time she complains that I 'ruined her life' by breaking up with her, I explain how she's a bitchy over-dramatic (although I admit to being a bit dramatic at times) whore

Relationships are hilarious

I think I'm in love.


Posted by ChickenGod - May 8th, 2009


I abused my guitar, and I recorded it.

The recording is over 9 minutes long, and won't fit on Newgrounds.

I just decided to see what would happen if I tried to smash my old guitar, and record it.

Unfortunately, my old guitar is still functioning, because I am weak, and I still love that guitar.

It's a Squire Strat by the way, very cheap, but it sounds great for it's $70 price.

At one point, I dropped the guitar, jumped on it for a minute, than went over to my drum set, and just hit whatever I could as fast as I could. Than I threw my drumsticks into the wall, than that's how I ended it.

It's called 'Advisory' I guess.

I Abuse My Guitar.


Posted by ChickenGod - May 7th, 2009


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Easily the craziest unplugged concert. Not just that song obviously, In one song (I can't remember which one) Eddie jumps on his seat, pulls out a sharpie, and writes 'pro choice' on his arm.

You won't see that at the other Unplugged concerts, where it's almost too somber.

Craziest Unplugged I've Seen.


Posted by ChickenGod - May 5th, 2009


I need inspiration, I have a great riff, kinda trippy, but it needs a bit more psychedelia to it.

What I do to write music, is that I seriously just say out loud whatever I'm thinking. That's not even if I'm writing lyrics. I'll just randomly say words, and then eventually I strum along with my guitar, and than that's my song.

I need more random words, and awkward youth in my music. Than I recall that my sister read 'Alice In Wonderland' so I think I'll try reading it now. Than, of course, I'll read 'Through The Looking Glass' the trippy-er sequel to 'Wonderland.'

In English class, we're starting to read 'Anthem,' a book written by Ayn Rand, and is very Anti-Socialism. This is the first book that I probably won't enjoy a lot in English class. I'm sure I'll like it, but I know it'll still get on my nerves that it's against what I believe in.

We're only reading this, because some Femi-Nazi whore doesn't want us to read 'The Hobbit.'

By Femi-Nazi, I mean that she thinks that women are far superior than man, and she's constantly saying that men should be more sensitive, and "cry at everything bad that happens to them, that way, they can be more like me"

The part in the quotations is an actual quote from what she said.

I'm not saying 'GUYS CAN'T CRY BECAUSE WE'RE TOUGH LOLZORLOR'

I'm saying that we shouldn't be forced to cry, not trying to sound sexist here by the way.

The Hobbit is one of the greatest books of all time, and we're being forced to wait until the end of the year to read it. Whatever...

I think I'm Going To Read Alice In Wonderland


Posted by ChickenGod - May 4th, 2009


Avatar: The Last Airbender is actually a great show.

I usually would try to find something wrong with this show, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with this show. It's written extremely well, and is animated perfectly.

Yea, I know, it's a kid's show, big deal.

Some of it is actually really hilarious.

Jeopardy is hilarious.

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relevance is related to the relevance of this post. I really need to stop thinking when I'm tired, because I never make sense.

Avatar...


Posted by ChickenGod - May 2nd, 2009


This is one of my favorite songs by them, and it's not on any of the albums.

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I just got Syd Barrett's solo albums, and 'Barrett' is the best.
I got one of Roger's albums, The one that's about a guy dreaming, I haven't had enough time to listen to it all the way through yet though.

I need to share this, I think there's a version of it on NG too, because it's by somebody that's on NG.

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I love these pop-ups/ ads

Random Stuff.


Posted by ChickenGod - May 1st, 2009


The media is funny. I guess it must be a joke or something. If what they're saying is true, I'll be dead by next Wednesday.

The media here is claiming that all cases of it are VERY contagious, and that it's guaranteed to kill you. My ass. There's already 2 cases of it in New Hampshire. I wish it were true. It's worth dying, to think... in your final moments, there will be a ton of dead douchebags soon. Wow...that sounded emo. Whatever...

Plus, the best I've got is that I come back as a pig...a bit ironic too...

Unless of course Christianity is the true religion, 'cuz then I'll be in some form of hell.
'Cuz I'm just that rebellious.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ngcc40 &s=5

That's the proof of my friend being a douchebag. He constantly claims that he's rebellious because he plays drums, but he doesn't play it too much, because he doesn't want to piss off his neighbors.

He likes sports, and he's a bit of a nationalist.

I love the witty comeback by Ross in this pic.

Anyways, I've had this awkwardly random obsession with ghost busters all of a sudden thanks to this video:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.c fm?link_id=39982

I am going to do that prank at a WalMart or something.

Swine Flu; Douchebag; Ghostbusters


Posted by ChickenGod - April 30th, 2009


Tyler and I have this inside joke, and supposedly I owe him a report on Christianity, that I will not explain at the moment, and this happens.

This note on facebook was a copy of the last few paragraphs of my last post.

These are the comments.

Oh, and this video is relevant

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Proof of my last post being relevant... I guess