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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - March 1st, 2009


My sister broke her phone!!! I'm so happy!

My dog (small dog) got it in his mouth and destroyed the screen. She might get out of this phase of hers early!

Though knowing my parents, they'll spoil her, and get her a new, more expensive phone.
When she recovered her phone from the dog, she was in tears.

I feel that the invention of cell phones has ruined our society. I think I'm starting to believe in the theory that radio waves from cell phones make you stupider, and interfere with your brain.
Most of society these days are just dumb blondes, either talking in 'txting' language, or just ending every sentence with a question mark. (Ending every sentence, where the last syllable is raised in pitch, so it seems like it's a question)

Most of my 'friends' are the preppy girls, that aren't dumb blondes.
The other 'friends' are the 'emo' kids, the ones who are preppy, but pretend that they're punk, and go to hot topic

I hate the latter one the most, seeing as how every girl who as ever liked me, or had a crush on me or anything of the kind. As soon as I say that Twilight sucks, or that Hot Topic is a preppy clothing store, they get all mad and overreact. Pretty funny, I suggest you try it some time with your local emo.

I hate relationships lately. Maybe because the only girlfriend I've ever had was an overdramatic preppy emo kid, obsessed with My Chemical Romance, and Twilight. I failed pretty badly on that one.

What are your opinions on the emo 'culture?'
and the cell phone obsessed preppy kids?

My sister broke her phone!!!


Posted by ChickenGod - February 27th, 2009


I just helped her make an account. Everybody fill her blog with spam please!

I just ate 4 full meals in about 10 minutes...and I'm still a bit hungry. I have a high metabolism apparently.

Anyways...my school starts on Monday. I haven't done anything over break.

I also think my dog is sick. Kinda sucks. He just mopes around, then throws up, sleeps, throws up.

Here's my sister's sig/banner.

jayygirl21 is my sister.


Posted by ChickenGod - February 23rd, 2009


I just got back from a church. My friends invited me to watch a movie in a church...Me...I don't see why they did it, kind of a dumb-ass thing to do but whatever.

I was throwing snowballs at a sign (well the back of a sign.) A cop car went by, and, to prevent pissing any cops off I stopped throwing until the car went by, I mean...I didn't want to hit the car. But after he was past me, I kept throwing at the sign ( NOT illegal, it was the back of a sign, not hurting anybody) and no cars were even near the road nearby. The cop was bored, so it turned around, and decided to start harassing me.
He motioned to me to come over, asked me what I was doing. I said "I was throwing snowballs at the sign"
He replied "BullShit!"
'I swear to god! I was making sure no cars were going by when I threw the snowballs! Trust me!'
'What's your name?'
'Joe Ruane'
'Are your parents here?'
I pointed to a car behind me, where My mom was, she walked out (not mad at me, she's somewhat too smart to think I would piss off a cop for no good reason) and asked what was going on.
Eventually he got back in his car, I called him a fat-ass, flipped him off, and walked into the church.
His car patrolled around the church for another hour or so.
My friends eventually met me, and we proceeded into the room where the movie was playing.
The one to watch over us, and to correct us for being induvidual was a bitchy ignorant conservative, who was so full of herself, she had the nerve to order us to sit up straight! Any time our posture deteriorated in the slightest way, she lectured us!
I eventually got too fed up to care and started ignoring her, which , to my surprise, resulted in silence.
The movie sucked, 2 words...Robin...Williams.

Just got home, finally.
My friends mom is apparently catholic, and she thought that it would be 'nice' for her daughter to invite us to a church.

And you wonder why I hate [most] Cops, and Conservative Catholics!

I hate where I live, and I hate my house and my neighborhood.
This is an actual picture of my old house (thank you google, for helping me stalk myself!)

It's awesome isn't it? I used to live in (Near) Seattle, WA.

Hampstead cops, And Christians


Posted by ChickenGod - February 21st, 2009


I'm the one on the right. That was me 2 years ago...I'm so ashamed of myself.

Anyways, I got my course selection sheet done with for next year (sophomore year)
I can't wait, because I'm in ALL ACC (accelerated) classes, when I belong in mostly CCP (Basic) classes.

I chose these classes:
-French II CCP
-Culinary Classics
-Guitar Orchestra ACC
-Music Theory I
-Music Theory II
-Geometry CCP
-Biology ACC
-World Literature ACC
-Social Studies (forget the name of the class) ACC
-Intro to Art
-Art 2D
-Intro to Theater
-Improvisation

Some classes are only half a credit and only have a year course, so that's why there's so many.

Hilarious picture of me...


Posted by ChickenGod - February 20th, 2009


Here is a list of My favorite Underground Musicians

Stemage : a great progressive Rock/Metal Band. I liked them since 2nd grade, when they did Metroid Metal.

Ross: Most probably my favorite Musician of all time, A progressive Grunge solo artist. Enough Said, he's terrific.

ChucksNation: A somewhat Punk band, that I haven't listened to in a while, I highly recommend them to people that like Pennywise or NOFX.

Fishenelmar: A great cover artist. He does mostly Nirvana, and he has a very similiar voice to Kurt Cobain, accept he has an awesome accent, which adds to the music.

The Action Plan A Pop/Punk/Ska band from Wales. I recommend them to you if you like blink-182.


Posted by ChickenGod - February 20th, 2009


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Is this not the best song ever?!?!?!?!
(The Video)

Anyways, I learned the songs 'Waiting To Die' and Four Fucking Chords, on Guitar just a minute ago.

Great Lyricist.

Anyways, I think, before I submit anything actually serious, I think I'll do a 12 bar blues number. I dunno.
I dunno If I should just do it on acoustic guitar, or have electric w/ drums and piano. Or a combination of those.
I'm most likely going to do it on acoustic. I'll record it in an hour or so...


Posted by ChickenGod - February 18th, 2009


I know I've made this blog 3 or 4 times, but It's the same person.

Now, she has her ex-ex-boyfriend to call me with her, trying to make me jealous.

She's the clingy, over dramatic, emo poser kid I told you all about...or maybe I didn't tell you that...whatever.

She also came to me (in economics class she sat next to me for some reason) and thanked me for ruining her life, because she wouldn't have anything to write about in English class if I hadn't.

So...how do you...newgrounds shut somebody else? (yes, I've already asked this question.)
Also: have you ever had a clingy ex?
Tell me about your comical encounters with psycho ex girlfriends...and I'll pretend it's funny!


Posted by ChickenGod - February 16th, 2009


I have a terrible headache. I was about to finish recording the guitar on the new version 'dof Dwelling of the Swine. (the other one was a demo pretty much) Any noise makes a ton of pain in my head. I don't even know if any of this makes sense in hurts that bad!

My sister is now yelling at me for talking while she was watching her show. She's a bit obsessive of the show 'secret life of a teenager' Fuck. I get to choose my classes for next year tomorrow. Oh boy. I'm most likely going to try to get in all basic classes, but accelerated English. I'm going to take the electives Music theory and maybe art.

Also good news, my song was used in a flash . I'm so proud of myself. I think I'm giong to go throw up now. bad headache


Posted by ChickenGod - February 15th, 2009


Yesterday (valentines day) was my sisters birthday. 7 of her friends were over, but they all love me, so it was weird.

Anyways, I have one of the guitar tracks recorded on a song, just need to do the piano, more guitar parts, and drums (unfortunately, there will either be no bass, or I will use FL studio or something to do it.)

Yea, pretty short news post.


Posted by ChickenGod - February 12th, 2009


I'm really stressed all of a sudden. Woah

And I learned that Hot Topic Is owned by Aeropostale. Damn emo kids.

I also have the song 'Sexy Sadie' stuck in my head. Greatest chord progression ever!

I'm about to have a song put up, but I need to get better at piano first. It has quite a bit of piano in it, and I can't get it clean enough.

The other song has lyrics already, but nothing that rhymes. To the Thesaurus!

The pic is totally related.

Relieve stress?