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Swine Flu; Douchebag; Ghostbusters

Posted by ChickenGod - May 1st, 2009


The media is funny. I guess it must be a joke or something. If what they're saying is true, I'll be dead by next Wednesday.

The media here is claiming that all cases of it are VERY contagious, and that it's guaranteed to kill you. My ass. There's already 2 cases of it in New Hampshire. I wish it were true. It's worth dying, to think... in your final moments, there will be a ton of dead douchebags soon. Wow...that sounded emo. Whatever...

Plus, the best I've got is that I come back as a pig...a bit ironic too...

Unless of course Christianity is the true religion, 'cuz then I'll be in some form of hell.
'Cuz I'm just that rebellious.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ngcc40 &s=5

That's the proof of my friend being a douchebag. He constantly claims that he's rebellious because he plays drums, but he doesn't play it too much, because he doesn't want to piss off his neighbors.

He likes sports, and he's a bit of a nationalist.

I love the witty comeback by Ross in this pic.

Anyways, I've had this awkwardly random obsession with ghost busters all of a sudden thanks to this video:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.c fm?link_id=39982

I am going to do that prank at a WalMart or something.

Swine Flu; Douchebag; Ghostbusters


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"Unless of course Christianity is the true religion"

The real ChickenGod would never say this. I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH HIM.
The video made me lawl.

I put him in the basement, he's chained to the wall, and I tickle him for 3 hours straight on 5 hour intervals.

If Christianity is ture, I'm going to Hell for saving that "Jesus Fucking Christ" pic.

And probably the fact that I'm bisexual.

If I lived near you, I'd love to help you with it that prank.

Who ya call?

Also, that reminds me of a motivational pic that said "Asian Ghostbusters" And under that. "Who you gonna carr?". I lol'd and saved it.

GAAARRRFIEEELLLD!!!!!

lol'd at azn ghostbusters

I fucking hate it when I forget some words.

Who you gonna call?*

I was going to point that out.

But I beat you to it.

But once again, you have mistaken Hilary Clinton for someone.

I chained him up in my basement and we have hawt butsecks every night.

Yea, I'm actually his clone, ChickenGod that is.

I have now raped and and destroyed your SaintAndTheButter account.

Don't believe me? Go look for yourself.

What did you do? Seriously? I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

You lucky, disgusting, son of a bitch.

Yea, tickling yourself is fun too.

Holy shit, you're last name's 'Ruane'?

yea. I can't even pronounce it right. It sounds like 'Roo-Aine'

Yeah, that's how I thought it was pronounced.

Excuse me while I go use an illegal site to find your exact location and stalk you.

And maybe join FJIAWRC.

(Fuck Joe In the Ass With a Rake Club)

I love being fucked in the ass with a rake.

Make that FJIAWSRC.

(Fuck Joe In the Ass With a Sideways Rake Club)

have you found my exact location yet?

No, I'm in prison for using an illegal site to track you.

I'm using magic pixie jizz to contact you right now.

I love magic pixie jizz, it tastes like rocks

Rocks taste like TheSilverGuitar's penis. Which, you know, tastes great.

lulz

Holy shit, I'm a cell mate with Sirtom93!

I'm gonna rape him with his own petrol can then shove his lighter up his ass.

I have a twat.