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    I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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    I Abuse My Guitar.

    Posted by ChickenGod - May 8th, 2009


    I abused my guitar, and I recorded it.

    The recording is over 9 minutes long, and won't fit on Newgrounds.

    I just decided to see what would happen if I tried to smash my old guitar, and record it.

    Unfortunately, my old guitar is still functioning, because I am weak, and I still love that guitar.

    It's a Squire Strat by the way, very cheap, but it sounds great for it's $70 price.

    At one point, I dropped the guitar, jumped on it for a minute, than went over to my drum set, and just hit whatever I could as fast as I could. Than I threw my drumsticks into the wall, than that's how I ended it.

    It's called 'Advisory' I guess.

    I Abuse My Guitar.


    Comments

    Meh, I'll dowload it later.
    Good for me to fap to in sequence with Eva Angelin's snatch getting destroyed.

    That's what music is about, as a good background for porn!

    TheJamoke once said something along the lines of "I like porn music. It's the real reason I watch smut."

    Remember ChickenOwnz? What happened to him? I'm gonna go track him down

    ChickenOwnz?
    Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with him.

    Yea, me too.

    Sometimes, the confusion you inflict upon me is so intense that I get a mild erection.

    Only mild? Am I not enough to satisfy you and to pleasure you indirectly!

    I love exaggerating things unnecessarily.

    I've noticed.

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    Who's smelling your but?