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View Profile ChickenGod
I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 57, Male

Transylvania

Joined on 10/12/08

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In the last paragraph, were you talking about that fat bitch that wouldn't leave you alone?

I love the picture. 'Tis fucking awesome.

Yes, I was. She still obsesses over me. My friend was drawing a random picture, and the girl was like 'OMG ISH DAT JOE!'

I love Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Oh my God, seriously? How many times have you physically abused yourself for ever having relations with her?

So do I. That's where I got that copypasta where the girl sucks my dick. I'm also looking through the archives.

What copypasta where the girl sucks your dick!!! I wanna see it!

None, It was such a relief to be rid of her.

Copypasta archives.

I'm shit when I type really fast.

I shit when I type fast.

Yes, I excrete fecal matter when I type fast.

You're fourteen.

Yea, I know I'm being a bit dramatic.