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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 57, Male

Transylvania

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Posted by ChickenGod - October 18th, 2009


I NEED SOME NOW.

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The best part about this next one is the lack of lyrics. And the awesome-ness of it.

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IT'S FUCKING SNOWING WHERE I AM. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I know what I'm going to be for Halloween.

Anonymous.
Or V.
Or Guy Fawkes.

All the same thing right?

I'll just get a Guy Fawkes mask from eBay or something.

I also found this video, and couldn't stop laughing.

For people that don't know, a flashlight is like a dildo for straight men.

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Best Songs To Spontaneously Sing In Public?


Posted by ChickenGod - October 16th, 2009


A Lets Play is when you play a game, and give commentary on it.

I really suck at most video games, and I'm even worse on emulators (what I would be using.)

Also, what games should I do?

Only NES, SNES, or Gameboy/Color/Advance games.

Nothing too long, I suck remember.

I will also do Xbox/ Xbox 360 games/ Gamecube games, but only if I own them.

And it will be HORRIBLE quality, because I'll be video taping the TV screen.

I'm thinking of doing Kirby's Dreamland, or something like that.

Should I Do Lets Plays?


Posted by ChickenGod - October 16th, 2009


I definitely make a cover of the Castle theme from 'Super Mario World.'

I'll probably do the Ending from Metroid too.

Also Bob-Omb battlefield from Super Mario 64. I know that one pretty well.

Since I love the music from Metroid, I'll probably to a bunch of songs from it.

I know nearly every song from the original game, just not the escape, motherbrain, tourian, and norfair theme.

Suggest some more songs for me to do from Nintendo games!


Posted by ChickenGod - October 14th, 2009


OH YEAH BOI.

New Glasses Bitch


Posted by ChickenGod - October 12th, 2009



Posted by ChickenGod - October 11th, 2009


I love heavy metal, but the only heavy metal album I own is Ride The Lightning.

Give me some recommendations.

Hair metal is NOT a form of metal or rock, it is country/pop.

Also:

HAPPY BURF DAI YOU SHIT!

I love heavy metal...


Posted by ChickenGod - October 11th, 2009


So my dad found my Youtube videos, and he's a prude manipulative bastard, so he forced me to remove all of them.

So I'm going to re-post them on a different account.

Ask me for the link, and I'll PM it to you.

I think my dad knows how to find me on Newgrounds too (a quick google search,) and he knows my username.

So if I start using my alt account (most of you know what it is) that's probably why.

FUCK


Posted by ChickenGod - October 11th, 2009


Nevermind.

There was a video here, but my dad somehow found it on Youtube, and is being a prick about it.


Posted by ChickenGod - October 11th, 2009


Flaggerbarden


Posted by ChickenGod - October 10th, 2009


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I FOUND A HILARIOUS VIDEO