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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - September 30th, 2009


Here's one person:

To people who don't know me, I'm Joe Ruane.

Joe Ruane
Do I know you?

Alisha Gabrielle
uhmmmm i was sophias friend when you dated her

Sophia is somebody I broke up with about a year ago, and I never met any of her friends!

Alright, whatever, that's bad enough right?

Here's something she said in a status

"Alisha Gabrielle thinks shakespear is a dumbas"

I don't even need to add commentary to that.

Some other bad shit:

Favorite Movies:
jackass, silence of the lambs and anything reallllllly scary

Alright, I'll try to respect your opinion (I hate jackass.), but seriously, what does realLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLly mean?

Favorite Music:
anything except country! ew

Wait, but rap, techno garbage pop, and emo bullshit is good?!

I agree, modern country sucks, and is a joke, but seriously, put at least a shit of effort when you're trying to express your opinions.

My 'friend' James (this is from Myspace now)

About me:
I do what i do to be me. People that dont like that to bad. Go away and dont bother me. Im only smart whan i want to be. Wich can get anoying to some people. But a real truth about me is i really dont care of what anbody thinks about me. you can critasize me all you want but im the one who knows im prbably better then you. Not trying to be mean just stating the truth about this suckish thing people call sociaty. Im the most layed backed person you will meat. i can sometimes be bering yelled at and almost fall asleep.(veary rare by the way. i usually just nod my head and when the yelling stops i say ok and walk away). Well thats mostloy me. Everything else is tell to people i trust my life to. Sadly thats a veary small amount of people
Who I'd like to meet:
Yngwie Malmstien the best guitarist in the history of the world..... The person/ people i'de like to meet the most is someone who i can always trust. never feel like there not telling me something. someone who loves me no matter the stupid shit i do.

Already posted that, but whatever.

From Facebook again:::

Tyler Miller: "Ok Joe or anybody that can play guitar E minor is rth [I assume that means 'fourth]string 2 fret right"

I'm sorry, I just think that's funny.

This guy is actually my friend now (despite him stealing my iPod once.)

Also This: (unrelated to topic)

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Best of (or rather, Worst Of) Facebook/Myspace


Posted by ChickenGod - September 29th, 2009


The Brink

Is too damn catchy.

The descending parts are so catchy (one part is from 5:25 to 5:40)

Especially the part starting at 7:39.

Ever since I learned that song, I've been playing it non-stop.

I should probably tab it out for the hardcore fans of Ross.

I feel bad for my guitar instructor, I made him learn it for me, because I only had the bit of it down.

I also went on my first account ever (You still haven't found it yet you cunts)

Sign-Up Date:
11/18/07

2 years

I have a new list of favorite albums now!

No real order, just whatever comes to my mind first.
Album-Band
Fantastic Planet-Failure (Favorite)
Metroid Metal-Varia Suite
Manifest Destiny-Ross (Favorite Artist, but not favorite album)
Strati-Stemage
Sister-Sonic Youth
In Utero-Nirvana
The Wall-Pink Floyd
Electric Ladyland-Jimi Hendrix
Deja Vu-CSNY
Plastic Surgery Disaster-Dead Kennedys
1977-Ash
Let It Be- Beatles
London Calling- Clash
White Light/White Heat-Velvet Underground

Anyways...

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Pic somewhat related to my last post.

I Hate Good Music.


Posted by ChickenGod - September 28th, 2009


Esther DiCarlo
wow. freaking obama wants to take summer vacation away from us. why the hell would anyone vote for him???

Mike Rabideau
because you don't DESERVE summer vacation.

Alex Toth
because hes a nutcase. thats why.

Mary-Beth Huston-Davies
Wtf?! He wants to take away summer vaca? But seriously. Yeah, like THAT'LL ever happen -eye roll-

Joe Ruane
He actually doesn't, he wants to increase the work ethic of students, and he just said that an increased school time would be helpful. Nothing's official.

Alex Toth
oh yes. making me go to school more will defiantly make me want to work harder.

Esther DiCarlo
i know right? i would probably fail everything because i wont get my sleep!):

Alex Toth
I know right? we must be the crazy ones though. how could obama be wrong?

Esther DiCarlo
yup. hes gonna change america. but... theres only going to be hope when it goes bad...

Alex Toth
im so glad I finally met another sane person.

Esther DiCarlo
haha me too. theres this girl in my world studies whose like totally brainwashed by obama... its sad really...

Alex Toth
pathetic is what it is. most of them cant even make like a real argument against you...they just tell you your racist...or uneducated. everyone time I talk with one I die a little inside.

Esther DiCarlo
yes... i agree. like cara... shes convinced im racist. i just dont like him. hes not even a true american. he was born in kenya...

Alex Toth
we really need to talk more....lol
about an hour ago

I'm Joe if you didn't know that.

Yeah, Esther likes to make things up. I made fun of rednecks once, and she was offended, because her dad's from Texas.

I called somebody a senile bat, and she was offended because her Grandpa is sick.

I asked her about her political beliefs, and she said that the Republicans are the closest thing to anarchy the country can get, so she calls herself a Republican.

The Republicans are regressive corporatists. A conservative would be an objectivist Libertarian. The Republicans are neither.

Yes, the Democrats are idiots, but at least their beliefs don't contradict themselves.

ALL of my friends hate Socialism, because they are absolutely convinced that it is synonymous with Communism.

And they think Communism is synonymous with Stalinism (and they don't even know what any of those terms mean...they just call it 'Russia.')

I almost stabbed somebody the other day, because the History teacher asked who was the leader of North Korea, and somebody spoke up, (with a really 'matter-of-factly' attitude,) "Isn't it Stalin?"

I smash my head on the desk...

I think I might have posted this next part already, but I forget.

In my advisory class, everybody except for me and a friend are Juniors (I'm a Sophomore.)

I figured it would be a great time to have intellectual conversation with others.

The other day, somebody asked "How many zeros are in a million?"

As if that wasn't bad enough, somebody answered, "I think there are nine."

The entire class went into a debate over whether their are 9 zeros or 8.

I eventually went up to the whore that originally asked it and tried to say this, "Gut yourself with a meat cleaver, and hang your intestines from a tree you stupid cunt."

Instead, I said, "There are 6 zeros in a million, dumbass."

SilverGuitar favorited a video about Charles Manson.

Not that I agree with his manipulative nature, I like some of his...sayings.

If I had to get raped in jail, I would choose him to rape me.

But I wouldn't be able to choose, THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD CHOICES

All of my friends are being overdramatic.

I admit to being overdramatic at times, but nothing like this shit:

Myspace Statuses:

-Deserted again
-i cant stop crying over her wtf did i do to dserve this :,(
-i thought everyting was going right now its all going down hill

Actual copypastas of myspace statuses of my 'friends.'

Oh, but it gets so much worse... This guy thinks he's really punk.

His name on myspace is 'Broken Love.'

About me:
I do what i do to be me. People that dont like that to bad. Go away and dont bother me. Im only smart whan i want to be. Wich can get anoying to some people. But a real truth about me is i really dont care of what anbody thinks about me. you can critasize me all you want but im the one who knows im prbably better then you. Not trying to be mean just stating the truth about this suckish thing people call sociaty. Im the most layed backed person you will meat. i can sometimes be bering yelled at and almost fall asleep.(veary rare by the way. i usually just nod my head and when the yelling stops i say ok and walk away). Well thats mostloy me. Everything else is tell to people i trust my life to. Sadly thats a veary small amount of people

Yngwie Malmstien is the farthest thing from an artist that a guitarist can get. He plays fast, and he plays a lot of diminished scales.

Big fucking deal...is any of it catchy?

NO

Who I'd like to meet:
Yngwie Malmstien the best guitarist in the history of the world..... The person/ people i'de like to meet the most is someone who i can always trust. never feel like there not telling me something. someone who loves me no matter the stupid shit i do.

Although I guess I'm better off this year (as opposed to last year) because I have real friends now, who aren't overdramatic trend whores, who break into your locker, steal your books, and assault your other friends.

Anyways, in my History class, we're about to learn about Islam.

Our school is so ignorant, that the faculty acknowledges it, and makes us watch tolerance videos.

Yeah...it sucks, because even the tolerance video involves an ignorant guy, moving in with a Muslim family.

Also, my friend sends me a text message saying "Text this bitch *posts number* and tell her about a cacti overstock, and bargain for some"

So I text 'this bitch' "I'll pay 2 cents for a few cacti, I hear there's an overstock"

I get a text back saying, "I'm calling the police."

I assure her it's a joke, but I haven't gotten a reply back.

Hilarious.

Also: My friend, (who's a /b/tard) told me that this person goes to our school.

My Friends Like To Pretend They're Smart.


Posted by ChickenGod - September 28th, 2009


...beavers.

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Horny...


Posted by ChickenGod - September 26th, 2009


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If you do, I'll rape your dog with a meat cleaver.

Anybody Like This Band?


Posted by ChickenGod - September 24th, 2009


But this isn't

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I fucking love this guy.

Today in my theater class, my character was writing their name on a board, but instead of writing my characters' name, I wrote THE GAME.

I continued, staying in character.

At the end of class, my Theater teacher, who usually loves me, threw a tantrum, and made me feel like shit for the rest of the day.

On the contrary, in my History class, I kicked ass.

Tomorrow, there's a test in that class, so he got us to play Jeopardy, and since nobody knew anything, I answered nearly EVERY QUESTION.

My team won a bunch of extra credit.

People said that I must be great at taking notes. I showed them that I hadn't taken one note all year.

I don't get it. You go to class, write down the teacher's every word.

How can you do that!?

I realize that I sound like a stuck up fucking douche.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9u3zvy 1OXU&feature=sub

Do it.

I love 900RedYoshi.

Great LP-er

One of my friends gave me their Pokemon Silver game.

So even MOAR Pokemon action for me.

All Of My Posts Are About Genitals


Posted by ChickenGod - September 23rd, 2009


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GENITAL CASTRATION


Posted by ChickenGod - September 23rd, 2009



Posted by ChickenGod - September 23rd, 2009


WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR LIBRARY CARD

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Having Fun Isn't Hard...


Posted by ChickenGod - September 23rd, 2009


MyGuitarSticks says:

Did you see me? I was the guy who humped the donuts.

TheSilverGuitar responds:

IT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN YET >:(

MyGuitarSticks says:

Cuz I went forward in time, you shitface.

Zombies have it so bad

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I WUV YOU AWW SO MUCH!