MAH MAWM SAYSH JOO GUIZ AR A BAD INFLUENSH AWN ME CUZ JOO SMOEK PAWT.

Everybody look up Crabcore. It's a joke.

I love Jonathan Coulton.

He wrote the Credits song from the game "Portal" but he's also a really funny musician

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Hi,

I heard your song, "Pet Cactus" and I am very impressed with it. We are currently working on a benefit compilation CD titled "Vs. The World". It will feature Punk and Pop Punk artists from across the scene. I believe that your song would be a perfect fit on this project and I would be honored to have you take part.

My name is Danny Bryant, and I am a project manager with Quickstar Productions, as well as a musician. Quickstar Productions is a company that specializes in designing music-marketing campaigns and supplying digital distribution services for record labels and independent artists. In 2005, Quickstar Productions released its first Comp CD as a way to promote unsigned artists. This CD was extraordinarily successful in accomplishing its mission! Over the years the company has built off that success and perfected a marketing plan to maximize exposure for the artist. Quickstar Productions is based out of Baltimore, MD USA and is an active member of the Maryland Better Business Bureau with an "A" rating.

"Vs. the World" is a CD designed to raise money and awareness for the issue of climate change through partnerships with the Go Green Initiative and A Brighter Planet. Keeping with the spirit of helping our environment this will be a green CD. It will be printed on recycled paper with natural inks. Money raised from this CD will be donated to charities like the Go Green Initiative, as well as organizations like Brighter Planet who help lower the carbon footprint of corporations and individuals. On top of their financial contributions, Quickstar Productions believes in helping to raise awareness and continuing education on important environmental issues like climate change.

We really want this CD to make a difference to our planet, but we also want it to be advantageous to the artists on it as well. Therefore we have designed a complete marketing plan for the CD. "Vs. The World" will be marketed and made available in the following ways:

1. PHYSICAL SALES: You will receive 50 copies of the CD to sell at whatever price you choose. These will be professionally produced, retail ready CD's. We recommend selling them for $8. That way you can make $400. You keep 100% of your sales. This is a great way to get more merchandise to sell at your shows and also a way to target other fans in your genre. The idea is that when each artist sells their 50 copies, the other artists on the CD will have their music exposed to other fans of your genre of music. Therefore, your song will be exposed to many new listeners.

2. DIGITAL SALES: The compilation will be made available for sale in all digital stores including iTunes, Rhapsody, Wal-Mart, Napster, and Amazon. Your song will also be available as a ringtone that your fans may purchase. You will receive 50% of profits generated.

3. EXPOSURE: The CD will be sent to record labels, marketing, and management firms. Along with the CD, a booklet featuring your picture and bio will be made available so they can learn a little bit more about you. In addition, free promo copies will be handed out at concerts in the Baltimore/Washington area. Quickstar Productions will also promote the album through the use of MySpace.

4. RADIO: The CD will be sent to college and internet radio stations and be featured on various podcasts throughout the world.

5. NETWORKING: Developing a network with other musicians is key to one's success. This comp CD is a chance to do so. You will be provided with all the other artists' information before the CD is released so that you can start show swapping with one another, networking and helping each other out.

To have your song included on our upcoming compilation CD please visit our website, Quickstarproductions com, to download the submission forms. We do not charge a fee to be on "Vs. the World" but we do ask that you purchase 50 CD's to distribute at cost ($165). That way we can cover the costs of the project so that as large of portion of the proceeds can be donated as possible. This will be the only cost to you. One of the most important parts of this project is getting the CD into the hands of fans. The more CD's that you are able to distribute the more exposure everyone gets.
Please check out www QuickstarProductions com for more info on this compilation. Since we plan to release this CD as soon as possible, we ask that all submissions be returned within the next two months. If you're interested and you'd like to talk more about the project, feel free to contact me! I try to check Myspace but I'm more easily reachable through e-mail or by phone. Thanks, and I hope to hear back from you soon! We appreciate your interest in helping fight global warming.

Rock on,

Danny Bryant
vstheworld @ quickstarproductions com
quickstarproductions com

Office 443//552//7058

PS. If you would like to check out the other CD's we have done they are available on iTunes, Napster, eMusic, Amazon, etc, just search for "Quickstar Productions".

What should I do?

I'm an anti-monetarist, libertarian objectivist populist socialist.

Whoa, lots of contradiction there.

I believe in rule by the people, and that the lower class should be cared for.

Money should not be the focus, and it should not be the sole motivation for progress.

I'm an objectivist, but I still agree with some ideas of collectivism.

So I guess I'm a generous objectivist.

Focus on the individual, and how they help society.

I hate competition, so I guess I'm an anti-capitalist, although I know that competition CAN WORK in certain conditions.

Still don't agree with it.

Don't disagree with me, I don't want to debate, because I have no wish to change my beliefs.

Feel free to tell me your beliefs though.

Anyways, in my Study class, this whore was doing her Math homework...

She yells out, "HOW MANY ZEROS ARE THERE IN 4,000,000?!?!"

I thought she was joking at first.

But she wasn't.

As if that wasn't bad enough, some jock douchebag yells back, "I think there's 9 of them."

He wasn't kidding, he was dead serious.

The whole class than decides that there are 10 digits in a million.

I eventually yelled in her face, "There's SIX ZEROS in a million you shit!"

"Thanks!" she says, ignoring the last part I said.

I should convince her to kill herself.

This is the best form of government though:::

V V V V V

I re-did Chicken Patty again.

Couldn't get drums in there though, because the song was too fast, and I suck.

I also was fooling around, and did this voice acting thing.

No I wasn't trying to be good.

So don't take it seriously.

I got Pokemon Red.

I just got to Cerulean City, and I have a level 19 Ivysaur, a level 18 Nidorino, and a level 12 Pikachu.

Is this good?

To anybody reading this that hasn't read my last few posts, I just got the game yesterday.

Whoa, busy day.

So I had guitar lessons, and pretty much the whole half an hour, my guitar teacher and I talked about how 99 percent of metal music...isn't music.

When I got home, I found that my POKeMON Red game came.

I was glad.

Than my parents left to go get my dad's car repaired or something.

Than my friend called, and I decided to go outside with him.

We were out for most of the day.

It was fun, but boring at the same time.

THERE'S NEVER ANYTHING TO DO IN MOTHERFUCKING NEW HAMPSHIRE!!!

Even the establishments are total shit.

With austere management, and nothing good to do, why live here?

I've been told that New Hampshire is a popular tourist destination...

FOR FUCKING SENILE WHORES?!?!

I should make a video of me, giving a tour of my basement.

I have a ton of shit down there.

I'm not assuming that any of you care, but I'm sure hilarity could ensue.

Although I doubt it at the same time.

I've been meaning to blog about the next issue for a while.

Why
The
Fuck
Do
So
Many
People
Like
Me?!

Throughout the entire month we've been in school, I've gotten over 10 Friend requests.

That's a hell of a lot, considering how introversial I am at times.

Actually, most of them I don't even know.

Today, I got a friend request from somebody in my Social Studies class.

I realize that I'm the most talkative person in that class, but seriously, does that permit you to automatically be my friend?

and by 'most talkative person,' I answer the teacher's questions, and make my opinion known, nothing special.

Anyways, it's fucking cold where I live.

My family doesn't believe in a heated house (although they turn it really high up when company is over, because they don't want to look strange in front of people.)

So, A few months ago, I dug up my old gameboy color.

I sold ALL OF MY GAMES (stupidly) when I was in fourth grade, so the only game I have for it is super mario bros. deluxe (great game, just shitty controls on the gbc)

So I went on eBay, and bought Pokemon Red, just because it's one of the first (it WAS the first wasn't it? along with blue?)

Than, I announced it on facebook, and one of my friends said, "I have Pokemon Silver, I'll give that to you for free."

So I wasted some money, but I'm getting 2 different pokemon games for my gbc in the next week or so!

I failed my music quiz today.

I suck at memorizing key signatures.

FUCK.

I can't wait for the new Michael Moore movie.

ZOMG HEZ A SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA DOOD.

What's hilariously ironic, is that the premiere is being showed to rich actors and "musicians" who got rich and famous by taking advantage of selling out to corporate record deals/ studios.

Some explanation on my profile pic.

I'm in the snow because my parents forced me out of bed at 6 in the morning (on a weekend) to make me get in a picture.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, THE PICTURE WAS MESSED UP FUCK YOU NEWGROUNDS

But I was sarcastically smiling.

That actually reminds me, picture day was today in my school.

The guy taking my picture said "Say PIZZA!!!"

I don't.

"Say BOLOGNA!!!"

I reply, "Are you hungry or something? You should get some food."

He took my picture and I was off, feeling accomplished.

http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:dating -its-complicated/articles

Than I got Pissed Off.

I was bored a few hours ago, so I got my guitar, and started yelling stuff like "YOU'RE A WHORE, YOU'RE A FAT FUCKING WHORE, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, etc..." Just playing over one chord.

It sounded hilarious.

I should have recorded it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8GsNPr 47cU&feature=player_embedded

In my French Class we learned the chorus of this song.

Fuck yeah, I love french now.

This is the whole song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQNqtaC bjDk The video is unrelated.

I am dreading the release of the Beatles rock band. So many douchebags, pretending to like the Beatles, and bragging about being able to play them on guitar (even though they mean that they can beat it on expert on Rock Band.)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921 169

I need to start my homework, I have a ton of it, and I've been awake for over 20 hours.

But rather than doing homework, more of this:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1885 514

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831 336

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825 468

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764 504 I love (and by love, I mean hate) how the camera zooms in on the girl's breasts during the video, and when from :37 to the end, one of them is making some disturbing noise.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1696 935

1.) You just lost the game

2.) Go on Wikipedia and hit 'random article'

using only the links that are on the page, how many links did you have to follow to get to the wikipedia page for Adolf Hitler?

Random Article

First Link Followed

Second

Third

Fourth

Fifth

How long will it take you???

My parents painted my room white without my permission (it was purple before, with splotches of white, where I put drumsticks through my wall.)

and everything in my room (musical instruments at least) have been moved into my basement.

http://www.zazzle.com/black_flag_poste r-228722412174234515

I want that.

But what do you think?

I also saw one that said THE GAME on it.

That'd be hilarious.

I'd wake up at 6 in the morning, feel like shit, see the poster, curse, and feel even worse.

It'd be awesome.

Pictures of my room:
From the windows, facing bedFrom the hallway, facing my bed.
From Bed, facing windows