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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - September 3rd, 2009


NAWT REELY.


I FAPPED TOO DIS
I WANT TO NAEM MAH KEEDS SUPAH FLAY.

AND DEES

There was this big debate over 'The Prince' by Machiavelli in my Social Studies class, and I was against the authoritarian principles of it, and so was everybody else...now my teacher used to be a corporate lawyer, so he is good at both lying, and changing people's opinions.

At the beginning of class, everybody disagreed with inflicting fear into people, but by the end more than half had changed their opinions, without a fight, I was the only one on my side (the ones against authority) that was debating.

I'm awesome.

I'm doing alright in music theory, I sure am trying damn hard to keep up with the upper class-folk.

Science is alright, my desk is smaller than my arm, and my bag doesn't fit under the desk, so I'm usually pretty cramped.

Literature is alright too. I get really hyper in that class, and I end up being obnoxious... obnoxious is a compliment by the way (in my opinion at least.)

Lunch is fun, none of my 'friends' in my grade level are in it, and that's a good thing, they can be motherfucking annoying. I love Juniors. I'm a sophomore by the way.

Math is surprisingly easy. Last night's homework (I copied from somebody else, because I lost my book) was subtraction...just simple 1st grade subtraction.

Theater is incredible. I don't consider myself an actor whatsoever, but I love the teacher, and it's really fun.

French is alright, I don't hate it, and it's fun to re-learn a language.

I wrote a few new songs, so that's why there's a bunch of delay on the collaboration I'm doing, and all of the re-recordings of some of the other songs.

emageht.

I Just Had Sex.


Posted by ChickenGod - September 2nd, 2009


But I lost my motherfucking math book.

It only took 3 days...


Posted by ChickenGod - August 31st, 2009


Haven't done a blog like this in a while!

Oh yeah, because of summer...

So I woke up, and felt like shit. Probably because I was awake half the night.

Got to school, and tried to remember where all of my classes were.

My first class was World History.

The teacher was great, looking forward to that class.

Than I had Music Theory.

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

I am so screwed.
When I write music, it just comes to me, now it feels that I need to follow some rules.

Then again, it's nice to understand how music works.

Than I had Biology.

The teacher is senile.
I'm screwed.

World Literature is 4th period. I know the teacher, he was a camp counselor at a summer camp I went to a few years ago.

I was being an obnoxious jackass in class, and I'm damned proud of it.

Study with the douchebag gym teacher I had last year. That sucks.

Lunch, the food sucks. Better than last year, but it still sucks.

6th period is Geometry...this is the only class that isn't accelerated, and I have a bunch of friends in it.
I think this might be the first time I ever pass a math class.

7th is theater.

The teacher is epic. I got really hyper, it was great.

Than I have French with a bunch of freshman, and the insane Madame Allaire. (Same last name as +Ross, which is pretty cool)

I failed French last year, so I have to retake it this year. But still, I learned more in the first five minutes of this class, than in the first 3 weeks of the class last year...

Got home, and the power was out.

That sucked.

When it came back on, I organized my room, and fell asleep for a little while.

I actually don't hate school. Whether I'm slacking off or not, I'm usually somewhat enjoying myself.

LAWL MASTURBATION.

First Day Of School


Posted by ChickenGod - August 30th, 2009


So I can make my friends lose the GAME.

IZ AH KOOL YET ¿¿¿???

I Made A Shirt For School.


Posted by ChickenGod - August 29th, 2009


http://www.metroidmetal.com/metroid_mp 3/Stemage-chunkstyle-Actraiser-Teddy%2 7sBread.mp3

Stemage can take a song that was absolute shit (In my opinion, the song from Actraiser was just sub-par, not memorable at all) and make it epic.

Speaking of fucking dog's asses,

I Just Jizzed.


Posted by ChickenGod - August 29th, 2009


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I KAN PLAY MARIO

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Posted by ChickenGod - August 28th, 2009


I didn't hate her that much from all the shit she's done before, but THIS is too much

Courtney Love Deserves To Die


Posted by ChickenGod - August 28th, 2009


I WROTE 3 SONGS IN ONE DAY!!!

Well, one was improvised, but I still remember how to play it, so I guess that counts...

For some reason it still won't let me upload any songs, because it said I already have uploaded 2 songs in one day, but I did that yesterday.

I have to say something...I have Xbox live.

My parents got it for both my sister and I to use, and we both use it.

She uses it when her friend is over.

I use it on certain occasions.

I used it the other day, and all of my friends were like:

"HOLY SHIT, JOE'S ONLINE, HE NEVAR GOESH ONLIEN OEHEMGEE!"

I was playing Halo 3 with one of my friends, and we got into this huge discussion on how some of our friends are whores.

He then got a little dramatic, told me about one of his first relationships, and how it sucked.
I think we got on the subject talking about how my ex girlfriend still stalks me, and I didn't even know it (and he did.)

Than he told me a ton of shit that he shouldn't have told me, and now I'm stuck with information that I didn't want to know in the first place, and now I'm keeping secrets from my other friends.

I'd like to tell you more, but I post links to this account a lot on my Facebook, and I'm sure one of them would find out.

Anyways...

'A Flowered Society' is the first song that I've released with my new guitar (The Telecaster)

That guitar is motherfucking sexy. It fucking SMELLS sexy!

Writing; Dramatic Conversaion:


Posted by ChickenGod - August 26th, 2009


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Posted by ChickenGod - August 22nd, 2009


Just kidding.

This Post Has A Purpose.