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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - August 22nd, 2009


Sex.


Posted by ChickenGod - August 22nd, 2009


I move A LOT.
Every time I move, I'm assured that it will be the place I will spend the rest of my life in.

First, I lived in New Hampshire. I moved. Than I changed from Private to Public school.
Second, I moved to Texas.
Third, back to New Hampshire for a few months.
Fourth, Washington. Moved from a Condo to a large house after a year. Changed schools.
Fifth, moved back to New Hampshire. Changed schools (From Public to Private...to the exact same Private school I went to the first time) Get kicked out of school. Back to original school.

So I've changed enviroments a total of eight times.

My life in New Hampshire is so much different from Washington.

In Washington, I could go outside at anytime, and one of my friends would be out. Very great community...hell, THERE WAS A COMMUNITY.

As opposed to New Hampshire...There is absolutely no feeling of community. It's hell!

In Washington, I had friends.

Here, I have none. Well, I have a few people who I guess would classify as 'friends.' but I rarely see them.

My Friends in Washington
Richard 'Recard': At first I only knew him from his twin brother, Joey, but he eventually became my best friend.

Joey: One of my first friends in Washington. Overdramatic at times, but he was a valuable friend.

Sam Bowen: I knew him from Karate, we took a few classes together in 7th grade.

Sam Taylor: My first true friend in Washington. Probably the best friend I had in my entire life. Moved a year after I met him.

Jesse: Met him in 6th grade from Brandon.

Brandon: Met him from Richard.

I'm sure I'm leaving some out, but it's not like they use Newgrounds (Right?)

'Friends' In New Hampshire
Chris: Meh, very charismatic.

Tom: First friend in New Hampshire. True Pothead. Funniest guy I ever met...EVER. Moved to Massachusetts a few months after I met him.

Sam: He fits into ever subculture, and then some, but he doesn't do it on purpose...as far as I know. He helped me through me 'overdramatic douchebag' phase.

Kaela: Very nice to me, but tries to hard to be something she's not.

Anthony: Met him on Xbox live, but it turns out that he goes to my school.

James: He was really great. I think that I got him into playing guitar, and he's already better than me (playing half as long as I have.) He has a band with 'Sexy Joe' (He's called that to differenciate him from me, I'm 'Normal Joe.') Now he's really overdramatic, and he acts like an idiot, when he's not.

'Sexy' Joe (Yeah, that's what they call him): In James' band.

I guess I have a group of friends here, but I'm not attached to them whatsoever. They're all VERY overdramatic now.

They're all 'casualties to Hot Topic.'

The pic is most of my friends from Seattles.

From Left To Right, it's Sam, Jesse, Me, Joey, Richard.

I just read through all of this, god I sound overdramatic.
Trust me, it's not on purpose.

I Nostalgia'd Too Hard.


Posted by ChickenGod - August 21st, 2009


Dwelling of the Swine
-Now, tuned full step down, and with chorus. Very serene
-No annoying metronome.

Worry Wart
-Acoustic guitar, as opposed to my electric. (Duh)

Will's Lemon
-New Intro
-Drop D, as opposed to original standard tuning
-Without the shitty improvised solo.
Original

Indication, In Dictation
-Same shit, just electric guitar for the lead, and drums

Chicken Patty
-New version will be more organized.
Original

Unnamed Song 1
-Kind of Short, heavy song.
-Low distortion, but double tracked guitars. (Maybe)

Unnamed Song 2
-Pretty heavy, Drop D

Pet Cactus
-Guitar will be emphasized more, 'real instruments' version.
-Better drums

Collaboration with SourPuddle
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /262513

Metroid Music Medley
-Similiar to 'Metroid Metal' but will stay true to the original songs, as opposed to composing original parts.

Gravy Balls
-Actual version
-Me on drums, but will do what my dad was doing on the improv version

Tree By-Product Pornography
-Real instruments version, less shitty effects.

Fighting With Bread and Butter
-Will re-record it, but will probably be slower.

Collab with Niloc14
-He's doing my song 'Noodles'

I think that this is me at my ex-girlfriends house.

Yes, I have partly blue hair.

Revised, and Complete List of Musical Activies.


Posted by ChickenGod - August 19th, 2009


All of the electronic shit (which it really is, I only did it for fun, not to be taken seriously) will be taken off, and all of my early demo stuff, and jams with my dad.

So, pretty much most of my stuff will be removed.

I'm keeping the ones I like, and, excluding the electronic stuff, I'll probably make the other ones better.

I'm going to re-do all of my early demos, and I'm also going to re-do all of my 'SaintandtheButter' stuff.

I know that I've said this a billion times in the past, but I feel determined to do this.

Here's what I'm planning on doing and re-doing:
-Dwelling of the Swine
-Worry Wart
-Will's Lemon
-Indication, In Dictation
-Chicken Patty
-Unnamed Song 1
-Unnamed Song 2
-Pet Cactus
-Collaboration with SourPuddle
-Metroid Music Medley

I'm going to remove a bunch of my songs.


Posted by ChickenGod - August 17th, 2009


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Best Of Youtube...


Posted by ChickenGod - August 17th, 2009


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SEX DOLLS??? IN MY MOM'S CLOSET???


Posted by ChickenGod - August 12th, 2009


http://www.supload.com/listen?s=nFF0bH

I'll upload this to Newgrounds at Midnight, because I can't do more than 2 uploads a day.

I'm also going to upload a new version of Indication, In Dictation, with bass! (or a guitar that editted.)

I also made a video of me playing Mario, and it's hilarious, but Youtube sucks, and it got removed from MetaCafe (Dunno why)

So I uploaded it Here

Download the file 'SMW'

...Aww, Fuck.


Posted by ChickenGod - August 12th, 2009


So one of my next songs will probably be a video game cover song.

Most likely a medley, probably from Metroid, Mario, or Zelda...Probably Metroid.

I'll try to get more than just guitar in there, in fact, I might make the demo only on Piano.

But, if all goes well, the final product will have guitar, drums, and piano.


Posted by ChickenGod - August 11th, 2009


I'm going to do a Let's Play, which is playing a game, while giving Commentary on it.

I'll do any game for the Gameboy, NES, SNES, and some games for the computer (if you provide a way of me getting the game for free.)

Also: HAPPY 200th POST!

Oh, and the games so far are:

-Batman (Gameboy)

-Kid Icarus

What Game Should I Do? ('Do' as in, have sexual intercourse with)


Posted by ChickenGod - August 11th, 2009


omg guys its gonna hapen.

2012 END OF TEH WORLD!!!!