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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - October 9th, 2009


Translation: Wrote a new song.

I did an electric demo, but I decided to do an acoustic demo, because it sounds a lot better.

Lots of suspended chords in this.

It would go great with lyrics, because it's so incredibly bland.

Maybe I'll write some in school in the next few weeks?

There's also this really dissonant bridge part.

Than a somewhat cliche C-A minor chord progression for the ending.

I think this is my only recent song that is based off of chords (The other songs have melodies)

Yes, the title sucks. Whatever. It's probably temporary until I find a better title (especially if I write lyrics)

So there was a pep-rally today in my school, and it was total bullshit.

I tried to ditch it, but I got caught in a crowd of freshman, and couldn't get around the school cop.

FUCK.

The whole time, I was throwing shit, and calling everybody a whore.

Saturday is Homecoming dance.

Fuck that shit.

Right now, I'm going to brag about shit.

Facebook:

Joe Ruane is getting fucking sick of all the friend requests from stupid whore shits.

Ross Allaire
tired of sending requests to them over here! lol

Joe Ruane
haha!

Kaela Angers
Poor joe lol

Joe Ruane
I got a request from my ex-girlfriend's friend, that I had met briefly A YEAR AGO! so she remembered my name (even though I never told her it) waited a year, and decided to send me a friend request.

Kaela Angers
I think you may have a stalker there kid.

Joe Ruane
Having a stalker is great. It gives you a high self esteem!

Kaela Angers
Lol. We can go with that. I had a stalker yesterday at the mall, he was ridiculously creepy

Joe Ruane
I hate the mall, I always feel like I'm surrounded by trend whores (Which I am) and there's nothing to do.

Kaela Angers
I was only there to get a dress for saturday, and then i got hungry so the guy followed me to the food court. It was fricken weird.

Joe Ruane
What's on Saturday? Why the dress?

Kaela Angers
Im going to the homecomming dance with Chris. Thats why the dress.

Joe Ruane
Homecoming? Fuck that shit. I'm waiting until spirit week to feign pride in the corrupt morals of a penniless educational system run by zealous hypocrites, who's only purpose is to infuriate the people who are convinced that their own "rebellious" nature is enough to prove to the administration of their own self assurance and individuality, even ... Read Morethough they worship these corrupt morals for an entire week (which has now doubled) and give the authority that they "protest" the sick sadistic thrills that this administration desires.

Ross Allaire
lol you can turn anything to a rant, can't you?
(this coming from someone who went to a diner instead of his prom)

Joe Ruane
I wish I could turn anything into a rant. I have a repetitive vocabulary.

Kaela Angers
Yes, yes he can lol.

Ross Allaire
well the phrase "feign pride in the corrupt morals of a penniless educational system run by zealous hypocrites" is GOLD

Joe Ruane
Self Esteem +5

Ross Allaire
:)

Joe Ruane
Actually, now that I think about it, the only real problem with the school administration in my school is the lack of organization. All of the administrators seem to have their own rules, whether they're extremely strict or extremely lenient. One administrator walks around the school, verbally assaulting everybody in sight, and complaining about how people wear flannel pants. She claims that they're not safe, and eventually, she (along with a few other made it an official rule that nobody can wear flannel pants. Comfort is no longer an option in school. A lot of the teachers totally ignore the rules of the school, and make things a lot easier for the students.

Kaela Angers
Mrs. Denola is a midget bitch >:( she yelled at me for wearing sweat pant, thus im wearing them today to piss jer off :)

Joe Ruane
Mrs Denola should kill herself. I had a coughing fit in an assembly last year, and she lectured me. She told me 'not to be a disturbance.'

So that bitchy trend whore that I blogged about yesterday came up to me at school and yelled in my face: (I insulted the homecoming dance-goers)

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME BEING HAPPY!!!???

I was pretty confused, but she throws tantrums a lot, so I'm not surprised at all.

WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE SAD.

I realize that she was talking about the homecoming dance, so I say.

"I was just saying that you seem like somebody that wouldn't go to stupid shit like that"

Before she could think of what to say next (although I'm sure there wasn't much thought going on) I pulled myself into my next class. The one time I was glad to be in Science.

Sex Pie :)


Posted by ChickenGod - October 9th, 2009



Posted by ChickenGod - October 8th, 2009


FUCK MYSPACE

Me: You're not seriously considering going to homecoming are you?

Whore's Friend:Yes she is and don't talk her out of it. XD

Whore:YES I AM APPLE!!! [my nickname last year was apple]I'M FUCKING GOING SO SUCK MY BALLS!!! And thank you Hannah, Babes. Joe
....don't ruin my happiness!

Me:You can feign pride in a false administration all you want, I'm not stopping you.

Whore: fuck you. I'm, actually happy so go suck a cow off :|

Me: I was trying to be facetious, and, if taken the right way, my last post could have been a compliment.

Whore: well was it a compliment?

Me: Essentially, it was a compliment. I meant that at least you're feigning pride in a false authority, rather than having real pride in it.

Whore: I really am excited to go though. >.<

This bitch thinks she's really rebellious and caring.

Bullshit.

Last year, she was looking in a yearbook, and points at a girl, and says "I HATE her, she's so ugly...she should die."

I told her to fuck off, and be more apathetic, to her own appearance, and, more importantly others.

She constantly tells everybody she's bisexual, when she obviously isn't.

All of her friends are the attractive male douchebags.

Every fucking day she says something, than says, "BECAUSE I'M BISEXUAL, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW"

She was in my gym class last year, and I told her that I was pansexual.

I told her that it basically meant bisexual, and the next day, she went around telling everybody she was bisexual.

What a fucking trend whore.


Posted by ChickenGod - October 8th, 2009


I hate rap, but I need REALLY gangsta rap, so I can be more random.

My friend and I always pretend to be gangsta, and I need to practice, GIV ME RAP YO.


Posted by ChickenGod - October 8th, 2009


It pisses me the fuck off.

Some douchebag named Mike No added me.

What an asshole.

But seriously, I've gotten at least 5 friend requests in the last week, from people that I have never met, and claim to be friends with my ex girlfriend.

Facebook


Posted by ChickenGod - October 7th, 2009


1.) Headphones break. No recording until I get a new pair. I was recording a song from Metroid.
2.) Acoustic is kind of broken. I threw this across the room when I discovered that my headphones were broken. The silver thing that goes through the neck is poking out, so you can see it when you look through the sound hole. FUCK.

So I'm pretty pissed off.

I can't go on the computer (or use sound on it anyways) when my parents are in the house, because they freak out when there's any noise coming from the speakers of the computer. I usually use the headphones.

EDIT: Found out that my wah is broken too!

NEVER buy generic popular gear (Fenders/Gibsons, Dunlop Cry Babies) Because they break really easily.

I Break Shit!


Posted by ChickenGod - October 6th, 2009


ON THE SHIRT I'M MAKING

ELVIS=purple
VIRGILIA=red
MICHAEL=yellow
NILOC14=red
REDSTRIPEDD=red
9001=yellow
ROCKMESSIAH123=black
LUBLUB194=red
I already colored all of them, so no changing colors.

If you're a frequent poster and consider me a friend, feel free to tell me to add you, and what color (yellow, red, black, or purple)

PEEPLZ SO FAR!


Posted by ChickenGod - October 6th, 2009


So in my English class today, the teacher told us to write about a fictional character we'd like to meet.

My friend and I look at each other, and simultaneously announce, EDWARD CULLEN.

So when I presented my writing, some CLEVER girl yelled, "YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC!"

But I'm going to write the names of all of my Newgrounds friends on a blank shirt.

I'll post all of the people here that I consider friends on it, but if you want to be included, post here.

Also tell me what color you want me to write it in!

purple or red?

WOOHOO CHOICES!


Posted by ChickenGod - October 5th, 2009


Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class.

Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.

Brain: We're definitely not gonna do that.

Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.

Brain: Please go back to sleep.

Penis: F*CK NO. I'M AMPED.

Brain: But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you...

Penis: DON'T CARE.

Brain: Please, I'm begging you.

Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.


Posted by ChickenGod - October 5th, 2009


Bin Laden believes that the restoration of Sharia law will set things right in the Muslim world, and that all other ideologies-"pan-Arabism,socialism, communism, democracy"-must be opposed. These beliefs, along with violent expansive jihad, have sometimes been called Qutbism. He believes Afghanistan under the rule of Mullah Omar's Taliban was "the only Islamic country" in the Muslim world. Bin Laden has consistently dwelt on the need for violent jihad to right what he believes are injustices against Muslims perpetrated by the United States and sometimes by other non-Muslim states, the need to eliminate the state of Israel, and the necessity of forcing the US to withdraw from the Middle East. He has also called on Americans to "reject the immoral acts of fornication (and) homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling, and usury," in an October 2002 letter.

Probably the most infamous part of Bin Laden's ideology is that civilians, including women and children, are legitimate targets of jihad. Bin Laden is antisemitic, and has delivered warnings against alleged Jewish conspiracies: "These Jews are masters of usury and leaders in treachery. They will leave you nothing, either in this world or the next."

Any of this sound familiar?

From The Wiki Page for Osama Bin Laden