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My Friends Like To Pretend They're Smart.

Posted by ChickenGod - September 28th, 2009


Esther DiCarlo
wow. freaking obama wants to take summer vacation away from us. why the hell would anyone vote for him???

Mike Rabideau
because you don't DESERVE summer vacation.

Alex Toth
because hes a nutcase. thats why.

Mary-Beth Huston-Davies
Wtf?! He wants to take away summer vaca? But seriously. Yeah, like THAT'LL ever happen -eye roll-

Joe Ruane
He actually doesn't, he wants to increase the work ethic of students, and he just said that an increased school time would be helpful. Nothing's official.

Alex Toth
oh yes. making me go to school more will defiantly make me want to work harder.

Esther DiCarlo
i know right? i would probably fail everything because i wont get my sleep!):

Alex Toth
I know right? we must be the crazy ones though. how could obama be wrong?

Esther DiCarlo
yup. hes gonna change america. but... theres only going to be hope when it goes bad...

Alex Toth
im so glad I finally met another sane person.

Esther DiCarlo
haha me too. theres this girl in my world studies whose like totally brainwashed by obama... its sad really...

Alex Toth
pathetic is what it is. most of them cant even make like a real argument against you...they just tell you your racist...or uneducated. everyone time I talk with one I die a little inside.

Esther DiCarlo
yes... i agree. like cara... shes convinced im racist. i just dont like him. hes not even a true american. he was born in kenya...

Alex Toth
we really need to talk more....lol
about an hour ago

I'm Joe if you didn't know that.

Yeah, Esther likes to make things up. I made fun of rednecks once, and she was offended, because her dad's from Texas.

I called somebody a senile bat, and she was offended because her Grandpa is sick.

I asked her about her political beliefs, and she said that the Republicans are the closest thing to anarchy the country can get, so she calls herself a Republican.

The Republicans are regressive corporatists. A conservative would be an objectivist Libertarian. The Republicans are neither.

Yes, the Democrats are idiots, but at least their beliefs don't contradict themselves.

ALL of my friends hate Socialism, because they are absolutely convinced that it is synonymous with Communism.

And they think Communism is synonymous with Stalinism (and they don't even know what any of those terms mean...they just call it 'Russia.')

I almost stabbed somebody the other day, because the History teacher asked who was the leader of North Korea, and somebody spoke up, (with a really 'matter-of-factly' attitude,) "Isn't it Stalin?"

I smash my head on the desk...

I think I might have posted this next part already, but I forget.

In my advisory class, everybody except for me and a friend are Juniors (I'm a Sophomore.)

I figured it would be a great time to have intellectual conversation with others.

The other day, somebody asked "How many zeros are in a million?"

As if that wasn't bad enough, somebody answered, "I think there are nine."

The entire class went into a debate over whether their are 9 zeros or 8.

I eventually went up to the whore that originally asked it and tried to say this, "Gut yourself with a meat cleaver, and hang your intestines from a tree you stupid cunt."

Instead, I said, "There are 6 zeros in a million, dumbass."

SilverGuitar favorited a video about Charles Manson.

Not that I agree with his manipulative nature, I like some of his...sayings.

If I had to get raped in jail, I would choose him to rape me.

But I wouldn't be able to choose, THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD CHOICES

All of my friends are being overdramatic.

I admit to being overdramatic at times, but nothing like this shit:

Myspace Statuses:

-Deserted again
-i cant stop crying over her wtf did i do to dserve this :,(
-i thought everyting was going right now its all going down hill

Actual copypastas of myspace statuses of my 'friends.'

Oh, but it gets so much worse... This guy thinks he's really punk.

His name on myspace is 'Broken Love.'

About me:
I do what i do to be me. People that dont like that to bad. Go away and dont bother me. Im only smart whan i want to be. Wich can get anoying to some people. But a real truth about me is i really dont care of what anbody thinks about me. you can critasize me all you want but im the one who knows im prbably better then you. Not trying to be mean just stating the truth about this suckish thing people call sociaty. Im the most layed backed person you will meat. i can sometimes be bering yelled at and almost fall asleep.(veary rare by the way. i usually just nod my head and when the yelling stops i say ok and walk away). Well thats mostloy me. Everything else is tell to people i trust my life to. Sadly thats a veary small amount of people

Yngwie Malmstien is the farthest thing from an artist that a guitarist can get. He plays fast, and he plays a lot of diminished scales.

Big fucking deal...is any of it catchy?

NO

Who I'd like to meet:
Yngwie Malmstien the best guitarist in the history of the world..... The person/ people i'de like to meet the most is someone who i can always trust. never feel like there not telling me something. someone who loves me no matter the stupid shit i do.

Although I guess I'm better off this year (as opposed to last year) because I have real friends now, who aren't overdramatic trend whores, who break into your locker, steal your books, and assault your other friends.

Anyways, in my History class, we're about to learn about Islam.

Our school is so ignorant, that the faculty acknowledges it, and makes us watch tolerance videos.

Yeah...it sucks, because even the tolerance video involves an ignorant guy, moving in with a Muslim family.

Also, my friend sends me a text message saying "Text this bitch *posts number* and tell her about a cacti overstock, and bargain for some"

So I text 'this bitch' "I'll pay 2 cents for a few cacti, I hear there's an overstock"

I get a text back saying, "I'm calling the police."

I assure her it's a joke, but I haven't gotten a reply back.

Hilarious.

Also: My friend, (who's a /b/tard) told me that this person goes to our school.

My Friends Like To Pretend They're Smart.


Comments

You already posted that.

I have a question; Is mayonnaise an instrument?

NO THIS IS PATRICK!

Yngwie Malmstien is an overrated fellow with, at best, a generic understanding of the heavy metal technique. Don't get me wrong, I think he's amazing as a technical guitarist, but his style is extremely bland.

Lol at your friends

As for the Charles Manson video, I like it much better than the epic question one. I know it's Charles Manson, but after he whispers "nobody", I get chills down my spine, I was just expecting him to make more funny faces.
I don't agree with any of his motives at all, and he ruined an otherwise great Beatles record for me.

What most humans need to realise is that communism doesn't work well with countries. I can easily be applied to communities, which have considerably smaller populations than countries. You sacrifice less that way.
I think Marx and Engals were brilliant though, that socialism is awesome, and that people shouldn't base an entire political system off one country (and really it was Stalin's fault, not communism's).

I'm done with political parties too. If I had to pick one of the majour American one's it'd be green, but some policies I don't agree with. I vary from issue to issue, so I'd just consider myself independent.

People who obsess with only one kind of political ideology are wrong.

Hands down.

I know that Socialism isn't perfect, but I still think that a lot of it should be used in politics.

Same for conservatism. (Which is basically an objectivist Libertarianism in my opinion)

If I had to define my political opinion, it'd be a Populist Libertarian Anti-Corporatist.

The government is pretty much only there to make sure the 'little man' isn't getting fucked around with.

You actually helped open my mind to economics when you did that one blog a long time ago, and recommended the Communist Manifesto to me.

I'm glad I could help :3