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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - December 26th, 2009


...that trying to put Super Nintendo cartridges into your anus in public is frowned upon.

Happy Kwanzaa!


Posted by ChickenGod - December 21st, 2009


So the new group I've been associated with is the anime douchebags.

Normally, people associate me with the emo clique. You know, the shitheads that shop at hot topic.

Well, now the people from the anime clique are talking to me now. You know, the shitheads that shop at hot topic [for shirts with their favorite animes characters on them.]

I just discovered this.

According to wikipedia, this is how many anime conventions there are in Japan.

Japan

* Jump Festa (in Chiba in mid December)
* Tokyo International Anime Fair (in Tokyo in late March)
* Summer Comiket (in Tokyo in early/mid August)
* Winter Comiket (in Tokyo in late December)
* World Cosplay Summit (in Nagoya in early August)

The U.S.

North East
New England

Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maine, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Vermont

* Anime Boston (in Boston, Massachusetts in the spring)

Middle Atlantic

New Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania

* AnimeNEXT (in Secaucus, New Jersey in June)
* New York Anime Festival (in New York, New York in September)
* Tekkoshocon (in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in mid April)

Midwest
East North Central

Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, and Wisconsin

* Anime Central (in Rosemont, Illinois in May)
* Anime Milwaukee (in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in February/March)
* Anime Punch! (in Columbus, Ohio in March/April)
* ColossalCon (In Sandusky, Ohio in June)
* Ikasucon (in Fort Wayne, Indiana in July)
* No Brand Con (in Eau Claire, Wisconsin in April)
* Ohayocon (in Columbus, Ohio in January)
* Pokettokon (in East Peoria, Illinois in January)
* Youmacon (in Dearborn, Michigan in October/November)

West North Central

Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, and South Dakota

* Anime Detour (in Bloomington, Minnesota in April)
* Anime Festival Wichita (in Wichita, Kansas in August)
* Anime NebrasKon (in Omaha, Nebraska in November)
* AnimeIowa (in Coralville, Iowa in August)
* Naka-Kon (in Kansas City, Missouri)
* Sogen Con (in Sioux Falls, South Dakota in August)

South
South Atlantic

Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and West Virginia

* Animazement (in Raleigh, North Carolina on Memorial Day weekend)
* Anime Express (in Daytona Beach, Florida in March)
* Anime Festival Orlando (in Orlando, Florida in August)
* Anime Mid-Atlantic (in Arlington, Virginia in June)
* Anime South (in Destin, Florida in the winter)
* Anime USA (in Crystal City, Virginia in November)
* Anime Weekend Atlanta (in Atlanta, Georgia during late September)
* Katsucon (in Washington, D.C. in February)
* Metrocon (in Tampa, Florida in July)
* Nekocon (in Hampton, Virginia in November)
* Otakon (in Baltimore, Maryland in July/August)
* Tsubasacon (in Huntington, West Virginia in October)
* Setsucon (in State College, Pennsylvania in January)

East South Central

Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, and Tennessee

* Middle Tennessee Anime Convention (in Nashville, Tennessee in late April)
* PersaCon (in Huntsville, Alabama in June)
* SugoiCon (in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky in October/November)
* Daigacon (in Cave City, Kentucky in March)

West South Central

Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and Texas

* AnimeFest (in Dallas, Texas during Labor Day weekend)
* Ikkicon (in Austin, Texas)
* MechaCon (in New Orleans, Louisiana)
* Oni-con (in Houston, Texas in October)
* Project A-Kon (in Dallas, Texas during the weekend after Memorial Day)
* RealmsCon (in Corpus Christi, Texas during the first weekend in September)
* San Japan (in San Antonio, Texas)

West
Mountain

Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah, and Wyoming

* Anime Banzai (in Salt Lake City, Utah in October)
* Anime St. George (in St. George, Utah in October)
* Anime Vegas (in Las Vegas, Nevada in September)
* AniZona (in Phoenix, Arizona on Easter weekend)
* Nan Desu Kan (in Denver, Colorado in mid September or early October)

Pacific

Alaska, California, Hawaii, Oregon, and Washington

* Anime Expo (in Los Angeles, California on Independence Day weekend)
* FanimeCon (in San Jose, California on Memorial Day weekend)
* Kawaii Kon (in Honolulu, Hawaii in late April)
* Kumoricon (in Portland, Oregon on Labor Day weekend)
* Sac-Anime (in Sacramento, California in late summer)
* Sakura-Con (in Seattle, Washington in late March/early April)
* Senshi-Con (in Anchorage, Alaska in late February)
* Yaoi-Con (in San Francisco, California)

I hate you America. I hate you almost as much as I hate anime, and it's cliche plots, characters, voice acting, clothing, and fans (how they all act exactly the same).


Posted by ChickenGod - December 21st, 2009


I COULD NOT LOCATE THE PICTURE, EVEN THOUGH I AM SURE THAT I HAVE IT, SO I HAVE USED THIS INSTEAD

I HATE JEWS


Posted by ChickenGod - December 17th, 2009


Today, there was this students vs. faculty thing at my school, where you had to pay $2 to get in, but I chose not to view it.

They sent me, along with about 200 other kids to go into the cafeteria, where we would eventually be divided into classrooms.

Obviously, my trend whore friends found me before I could try to hide from them, so I sat with them at first.

I saw a /b/tard friend of mine, holding a guitar, and I now had a decent excuse to disregard the trend whore friends, and stay with the 'hentai club' friends as I call them. Most of them (not the /b/tard one, surprisingly, but rather the people that are associated with him) are obsessed with Anime and such, and never shut the fuck up about how much they love cliche plots, voice acting, characters, and drawings.

But I went with them anyways, because Anime douchebags > Hot Topic trend whores.

Little did I know that they were traveling to some bitchy math teacher's room, where they didn't allow anybody to talk.

When the teacher announced that I stood up, and exclaimed to the entire class how anybody who has the integrity to remain in the room is far more courageous than I, because I cannot stand to have a silent room, so I paraded out the door.

I ended up going back to the cafeteria, luckily I was one of the only ones there. There were a few straglers who didn't have any friends to go with, and a few jock kids who were ditching their study hall that they have a choice to go to. They're really fucking rebellious.

The jock kids started throwing shit at me, but after a minute the jocks were out of half empty milk cartons, so I continued to read.

Some teacher saw that I was reading a biography of Che Guevara, and started talking about how he had just seen the movie "Che", I'm assuming he saw the one made in 2008, which was a pretty good movie in my opinion.

I tried leaving the cafeteria, but got caught by a teacher. Normally I'd come up with some excuse, and say 'OH I'M RETURNING TO MY STUDY HALL RIGHT NOW' and went into a random teacher's classroom, but the teacher who caught me seemed like a nice guy, and I remember him substituting for a math class of mine last year, so I decided to return to the cafeteria.

After what seemed like hours, we were allowed to go to our next period class.

On the walk through the frigid, dry, lip-chapping climate of New Hampshire home from the bus stop, a neighbor of mine decided to build a snow man in the road again, but I suggested that we build two.

So we had these crudely made piles of snow made in the middle of the street, side by side, and just as we were finishing a yellow pickup truck comes by and spots us, and we flee into the woods, as he avoids the clumps of snow.

We had ran into a ton of thorn bushes, and I have cuts all over my legs now. It was actually pretty funny thinking about it.

The middle school bus eventually came, and we hid in our planned out hiding spot, this time behind a huge rock, rather than in a thorn bush, and the bus totally missed the snowmen.

I didn't get to see if the bus hit it on the way back, because it was really fucking cold out, and I decided to go home.

Another Reasonably Exciting Day...


Posted by ChickenGod - December 16th, 2009


So I skipped my advisory class and went straight to lunch, because I was being moody for some reason today. I sat with my trend whore friends, and discussed masturbation.

Then my actual lunch came (I went to a different lunch by skipping advisory) and I took somebody's guitar and played the 'Assumption Song' by the Arrogant Worms. It was hilarious.

Then came Math Class, the teacher wasn't there at first, so I doodled on the board. When I returned to my seat, I saw a note saying

I
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Naturally, I was confused, and thought of it as a joke or something, or perhaps somebody from the last class had left it there, and somebody put it on my desk.

After school, I was walking in the frigid climate, with a neighbor, and we thought it would be funny to build a snowman in the middle of the road.

So we built it, and when the Middle School Bus came, it smashed into it, and we rebuilt it before it came back, and it smashed into it again. It was fucking epic.


Posted by ChickenGod - December 13th, 2009


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ALSO THIS:

Daniel says:
lol
i thought about what you said in the car the other day
Salvatore Hankypants says:
What did i say?
Daniel says:
i think i understand now
i'm leaving you joe
Salvatore Hankypants says:
lolwut
Daniel says:
i'll send for the kids
Salvatore Hankypants says:
BUT YOU CAN'T
WE HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO LIVE FOR...TOGETHER
Daniel says:
ITS TO LATE FOR THAt
THERE IS NO US
Salvatore Hankypants says:
IT'SNEVER TOO LATE
Daniel says:
IT'S YOU AND HER
Salvatore Hankypants says:
SHE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME
Daniel says:
SHES DOESN'T ?
THEN WHY DID YOU TELL HER YOU LOVED HER AFTER FUCKING HER ON...
Salvatore Hankypants says:
NO
Daniel says:
OUR SUNS BED
Salvatore Hankypants says:
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG
I FUCKED OUR SON, ON HER BED
Daniel says:
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Salvatore Hankypants says:
ASK HIM
HE KNOWS
HE EXPERIENCED MY 12 INCH CLITORIS INSIDE HIS COCKHOLE
Daniel says:
I CAN TELL YOU DON'T CARE
HE DIED 7 MONTHS AGO
Salvatore Hankypants says:
I KNOW

ALSO FACIAL


Posted by ChickenGod - December 13th, 2009


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Posted by ChickenGod - December 11th, 2009


Michael says:
There are a lot of people in my school that look like you.
Most of them are female.

HMMM...WIMMINZ IN A SCHOOL EH?
THERE MUST BE A KITCHEN


Posted by ChickenGod - December 9th, 2009


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LIGHTEN UP LITTLE CAPITALIST, IT WAS JOKE!

I will use that daily


Posted by ChickenGod - December 8th, 2009


...and they're pretty good, at least by my standards.

The whole song of it is pretty pop.

I have the whole thing more or less written, but it's pretty bland. It's very predictable. You know, Intro, Verse, Chorus, etc...

The reason why I like it is the lyrics.

It pretty much details somebody asking somebody for sexual favors, and asking to mooch off of them, so I guess that makes up for the poppy-ness a little bit.