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Another Reasonably Exciting Day...

Posted by ChickenGod - December 17th, 2009


Today, there was this students vs. faculty thing at my school, where you had to pay $2 to get in, but I chose not to view it.

They sent me, along with about 200 other kids to go into the cafeteria, where we would eventually be divided into classrooms.

Obviously, my trend whore friends found me before I could try to hide from them, so I sat with them at first.

I saw a /b/tard friend of mine, holding a guitar, and I now had a decent excuse to disregard the trend whore friends, and stay with the 'hentai club' friends as I call them. Most of them (not the /b/tard one, surprisingly, but rather the people that are associated with him) are obsessed with Anime and such, and never shut the fuck up about how much they love cliche plots, voice acting, characters, and drawings.

But I went with them anyways, because Anime douchebags > Hot Topic trend whores.

Little did I know that they were traveling to some bitchy math teacher's room, where they didn't allow anybody to talk.

When the teacher announced that I stood up, and exclaimed to the entire class how anybody who has the integrity to remain in the room is far more courageous than I, because I cannot stand to have a silent room, so I paraded out the door.

I ended up going back to the cafeteria, luckily I was one of the only ones there. There were a few straglers who didn't have any friends to go with, and a few jock kids who were ditching their study hall that they have a choice to go to. They're really fucking rebellious.

The jock kids started throwing shit at me, but after a minute the jocks were out of half empty milk cartons, so I continued to read.

Some teacher saw that I was reading a biography of Che Guevara, and started talking about how he had just seen the movie "Che", I'm assuming he saw the one made in 2008, which was a pretty good movie in my opinion.

I tried leaving the cafeteria, but got caught by a teacher. Normally I'd come up with some excuse, and say 'OH I'M RETURNING TO MY STUDY HALL RIGHT NOW' and went into a random teacher's classroom, but the teacher who caught me seemed like a nice guy, and I remember him substituting for a math class of mine last year, so I decided to return to the cafeteria.

After what seemed like hours, we were allowed to go to our next period class.

On the walk through the frigid, dry, lip-chapping climate of New Hampshire home from the bus stop, a neighbor of mine decided to build a snow man in the road again, but I suggested that we build two.

So we had these crudely made piles of snow made in the middle of the street, side by side, and just as we were finishing a yellow pickup truck comes by and spots us, and we flee into the woods, as he avoids the clumps of snow.

We had ran into a ton of thorn bushes, and I have cuts all over my legs now. It was actually pretty funny thinking about it.

The middle school bus eventually came, and we hid in our planned out hiding spot, this time behind a huge rock, rather than in a thorn bush, and the bus totally missed the snowmen.

I didn't get to see if the bus hit it on the way back, because it was really fucking cold out, and I decided to go home.

Another Reasonably Exciting Day...


Comments

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xjkxYaUD9E">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xjkxY aUD9E</a>
I don't like the song much but it's relevant.

The 2008 version of Che kicked ass. Well, the first part did, because the Cuban Revolution was the more interesting part of his life imo. The second part dragged on.

"The middle school bus eventually came"
Came

like a bus

Definitely part 1 was better.

Plus, the failed Bolivian/Congo revolution is depressing.

I am making videos of every time we make a snowman in the street, I'll upload them all when the bus finally hits it really good.

heh, honestly i prefer the anime guys over the stupid tend whores.....although theres really nodody at my school. the entire middle school is 38 people. fucking private schools cost a fuckload and i HATE IT. and i cant even get into a half decent school cause of my damn grades.
sucks that the bus missed your snowmen.
also those are some fuck scary horses,my dads arent that insane,and theyre half real.
in conclusion gay peple have no choice but to like coffe ice cream,tell me how your next day goes please.

I used to go to a private school. I almost killed myself.

ahr your pictue asaceres mre

Agreed.

I've been meaning to change it.

I hang out with anime people mostly. They aren't super weaboos, but they draw a lot, and reference an impressive amount of Internet memes. The latter is why I hang out with them.

Yeah, it seems that pedobear is a popular anime costume for conventions and such.

We have a "Twin Day" as part of spirit week in September, and next year I plan on dressing like Pedobear while my friend will dress like a loli and I chase her around the school.

I have jizz in my mouth now

I have a feeling if i watch Che i wont like it, why is this?

also hot topic trend whores vs weeaboo anime club?

the school i went to they were the same people :/

Yeah, people are stereotypical

I am Joe and Joe is poocol.
Nice.

I am Chad

NO YOU ARE CHAD

joe please change your profile pic

scares me too

NO YOU ARE CHAD

also i noticed pet cactus has a 3.94 rating ???

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