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I Got Mah Gameboi Colur YO DAWG

Posted by ChickenGod - September 16th, 2009

So, A few months ago, I dug up my old gameboy color.

I sold ALL OF MY GAMES (stupidly) when I was in fourth grade, so the only game I have for it is super mario bros. deluxe (great game, just shitty controls on the gbc)

So I went on eBay, and bought Pokemon Red, just because it's one of the first (it WAS the first wasn't it? along with blue?)

Than, I announced it on facebook, and one of my friends said, "I have Pokemon Silver, I'll give that to you for free."

So I wasted some money, but I'm getting 2 different pokemon games for my gbc in the next week or so!

I failed my music quiz today.

I suck at memorizing key signatures.

FUCK.

I can't wait for the new Michael Moore movie.

ZOMG HEZ A SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA DOOD.

What's hilariously ironic, is that the premiere is being showed to rich actors and "musicians" who got rich and famous by taking advantage of selling out to corporate record deals/ studios.

Some explanation on my profile pic.

I'm in the snow because my parents forced me out of bed at 6 in the morning (on a weekend) to make me get in a picture.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, THE PICTURE WAS MESSED UP FUCK YOU NEWGROUNDS

But I was sarcastically smiling.

That actually reminds me, picture day was today in my school.

The guy taking my picture said "Say PIZZA!!!"

I don't.

"Say BOLOGNA!!!"

I reply, "Are you hungry or something? You should get some food."

He took my picture and I was off, feeling accomplished.

I Got Mah Gameboi Colur YO DAWG

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BMack24 2009-09-17 00:14:01

i've been on a game boy color binge myself. just played zelda oracle of ages and seasons and am now trying to beat dragon warrior 3 again.

ChickenGod 2009-09-17 00:14:01

A lot of great games were on that little guy.

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-17 16:41:28

Blue was my first video game, evar.

Michael Moore's a pretty good director, but sometimes he can be a bit too blunt with his film making, and he pretty much says the same thing in every film.

Give me the base pic, and I'll fix it. Or masturbate to it.

ChickenGod 2009-09-17 16:41:28

or both?
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/58 54/inthesnow.jpg

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-17 18:23:48

TERRIBLE OPTION

Also, do you want it cropped or just shittily resized?

ChickenGod 2009-09-17 18:23:48

Resized.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-09-17 19:27:27

I rememer playing a game where you have to fight an army of impossible to kill zombies, and you could load a gun up with knives and shoot them at zombies.

ChickenGod 2009-09-17 19:27:27

Duz joo rememr wut gaem

MyGuitarSticks 2009-09-17 19:35:27

I don't remember.

All's I know is that it was for the original Play Station.

Sony was the shit back then.

ChickenGod 2009-09-17 19:35:27

I never liked the PlayStation.

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-17 19:43:25

This is why I gave you the option of cropping
<a href="http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/TheSilverGuitar/Chicken-1.gif?t=1253230950">http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh 180/TheSilverGuitar/Chicken-1.gif?t=1 253230950</a>

Lol, Seinfeld's on in the background and Jerry just said "I'm getting a facial".
Right as I was posting on your page.

Maybe god exists

ChickenGod 2009-09-17 19:43:25

LAWL GAWD OBEEUSLEE EXEESTS

ATHEISM IS THE SIGN OF DEVIL WORSHIP

MyGuitarSticks 2009-09-17 20:19:33

You look like some sort of Happy Asian in that picture.

ChickenGod 2009-09-17 20:19:33

I am a happy asian indeed.

RockMessiah123 2009-09-17 20:56:35

Gameboy color was the greatest handheld ever. the DS and PSP suck in comparison

ChickenGod 2009-09-17 20:56:35

I agree completely. I hate the PSP.

It's so fucking hard to use!

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-18 15:52:00

"hard to use!"

Yes, I'm that immature.

ChickenGod 2009-09-18 15:52:00

I was singing the assumption song to my friends(look it up on Youtube if you don't know what it is), and I used to have it memorized, but I had to do it real slow to get it right, and so when I finish, I say, 'That was hard,' and walk away.

I come back seconds later and say, "oh, and that's what she said."

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-18 17:26:08

If I don't know what that is?

I fucking raped that song last year.

I memorised it after singing it thrice.

ChickenGod 2009-09-18 17:26:08

It's so awesome

MyGuitarSticks 2009-09-18 18:15:57

In video editing class, I opened up a picture of Goatse, my teacher froze it, then put it up on everyone's screen.

It was fucking hilarious.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE

ChickenGod 2009-09-18 18:15:57

I hurt my head from smashing my head on my desk from laughing.

TheTest 2009-09-19 06:32:18

I have a GBC emulator :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

ChickenGod 2009-09-19 06:32:18

I have an emulator for every nintendo system, up to the n64.

I like emulators, but I'd prefer to have the real thing.

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-19 08:58:54

After seeing that Mew video you favourited, I want to go play my Blue version now.

ChickenGod 2009-09-19 08:58:54

I want to play your blue version too.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-09-19 14:36:18

SAY COCKS!!!!

ChickenGod 2009-09-19 14:36:18

PUSSIES

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-19 19:33:29

I want to play your skin flute versio WAIT WHAT

ChickenGod 2009-09-19 19:33:29

Lawl

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-19 21:00:02

Skin flute is probably the best name for a penis, ever.

Last year, I knew this one ooe playing bitch WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE MIDDLE EASTERN (lol stereotypes) and she wanted to fuck this flute player, so I asked her if she wanted to play his skin flute and she was completely clueless.