EDIT: Yeah, I'm done with the lyrics, so don't post anymore.

I want to do another rap song.

Give Me Lyrics.

First Commenter does the first line

2nd commenter does the 2nd line, but it has to rhyme with the first.

Third person does a 3rd line

4th has to rhyme with 3rd.

etc...

No I'm not taking this seriously.
Lyrics:

Verse 1:
I'm gonna shoot loads on your tits
I'm gonna smash yo' cunt to bits

I've got one bad ass libido
Shoot heroin like Jared Leto

Chorus:
My Ass
Tastes Like Hercules
You Can Taste It
On Mercury
Cuz My Ass
Tastes Like Hercules

Verse 2:
Gonna fuck you like a rhinoceros
My dick smells a lot like phosphorous

bitches all know 'bout my rabid herpes
Doesn't Matter Though, 'Cuz You Lost The Game.

Chorus

...by Ross/Gunshy.

I didn't learn it to cover it.

I learned it so I could appreciate the song more.

I Used To Love This Song When I Was Younger

I actually still kind of like it.

For a mainstream rock band, it's not bad.

Twice a year, the guitar store I take lessons at gets some of the students to play some songs together.

Since I've been doing lessons for a while, I got to pick a song, and I chose 'Lucifer Sam' by Pink Floyd

I really wanted to choose Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flowing Through The Strip, but that was too long, so I just chose Lucifer Sam.

I have a shitload of science homework, and I forgot my book, and It's due on Monday, so I'm pretty fucked.

Does I Win?

I just did this shirt.

Facebook Post:

Courtney Elizabeth: the rest of my semester is now ruined =(
2 hours ago · Comment · Like

Jami Hinds: why?
2 hours ago

(Me) Joe Ruane: Got bad teachers?
2 hours ago · Delete

Courtney Elizabeth: haha because my friend moved out of my math class and now im never gonna see him again :(
2 hours ago

Jennifer Vaughan Lague: fortunately for you, there are about 2,000 other boys to choose from, eh?
about an hour ago

(Me) Joe Ruane: overdramatic much?
4 minutes ago · Delete
Courtney Elizabeth: no.. hahha
2 minutes ago

What a whore right?

Anyways, my science teacher said that I was allergic to Flower Sperm.

I laughed ,when everybody had a straight face, and were giving me dirty looks. I love being immature.

I just beat the Water Temple for the first time, in OoT.

I've had that game since 2nd or 3rd grade.

I suck.

Contrary to the title of this, I have friends that actually don't deserve to be hanged while being beaten with the corpses of flaming infants.

I sit with them at lunch, it's awesome.

I no longer need to deal with the bullshit shenanigans of my other 'friends,' so I'm ignoring them from now on.

Actually, I just found my cell phone buried in a couch, and found a few voice mail messages from a friend, asking for me to go to the movies with a few of my friends.

I constantly tell them that I want nothing to do with them, but they take it as if I'm just kidding.

Obviously, I'm not going.

My friends are always asking me to go onto Xbox Live, or to go out with them.

First of all, I'm trying to sell my Xbox.

Nearly all of the games suck.

I hate most First Person Shooters.
That's the only genre on Xbox.

I'll sell my Xbox, and buy a SNES.

I'll have some extra money left over, and pay back my parents.

I owe them 150 dollars or something.

You know how I said I'd trade in my guitar after I got my new one?

Yeah, well I couldn't do that, I just didn't want to.

So I owe them 300 dollars, and I've payed half of it so far.

Anyways, Tell me what to write on another blank, white T-Shirt.

Nothing extremely inappropriate.

I'm not rebellious whatsoever.

I'm a pussy.

I'm thinking about doing something like this:

I'M PUNK
I shop at Hot Topic
Wear tight pants
Own an Xbox
and
Can't define 'Apathy'

How's that?

When I woke up and arrived at school, I never even imagined that one of my teachers would bite my dick off.

But on a related note, Harriet the Spy was always a bitch.

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I want to do a video game music medley.

I'll probably do Metroid, or even Mario, I know a lot of songs from both.

But I always liked Zelda music the best.

Anyways, I ordered the new album from Metroid Metal, can't wait.

I have a ton of homework I need to do, so I'll leave you with this:::

LAWL NAWT RLY.

# 603-475-8203

Rules for texting
Or I won't even bother replying

1.) Every word must be properly spelled. At least make an effort.
WRONG: "WOA HOLLY CRAAP."
RIGHT: "Whoa, holy crap."

2.) Don't send me chain text messages. If I get even ONE from you, I will never send, or reply text messages to you.

3.) Don't use a lot of acronyms. (lol, wtf, omg, bff, btw, etc...) I'm not restricting acronyms, but don't litter the entire message with them.
WRONG: "LOL, WTF IS UP WITH THAT? WHY DOES MY BFF HATE ME?"
RIGHT: "What is up with that? Why does my best friend hates me?"

4.) Don't just say 'Hi' or 'Hey.' Give the reason why you're texting me. "I'm bored" doesn't count as a reason.
WRONG: "Hi, what's up? I'm bored"
Right: "Do you want to go ride bikes with me?"

5.) Never end a word with multiples of the same letter.
WRONG: "Heyyyyyyyyyy."
RIGHT: "Hey."

If you're not making an attempt to be intelligent, than why are you texting me in the first place?

Don't expect a witty reply either, I won't even bother.

If you offend these rules multiple times, I will remove your contact, and never communicate through my cell phone again.

Don't expect half a shit of sympathy either.

I got it for free, so I don't feel guilty whatsoever.

I'll probably use it a couple times, and never use it again though.

I'll probably put some games on it, and pretty much use it just to play tetris and pacman.

I Miss You Pluto...

[About /b/]

Joe Ruane
1 bad thing: I'm so damn tired of all of the porn!!! There's plenty of boards dedicated to it! Keep it out of /b/!

Jason St Jean
yeah, it is quite exsesive. their are 7 ofem! post their!

Amanda Plante
You? Tired of porn?