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    I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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    My Dick Broke.

    Posted by ChickenGod - September 8th, 2009


    When I woke up and arrived at school, I never even imagined that one of my teachers would bite my dick off.

    But on a related note, Harriet the Spy was always a bitch.

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    I want to do a video game music medley.

    I'll probably do Metroid, or even Mario, I know a lot of songs from both.

    But I always liked Zelda music the best.

    Anyways, I ordered the new album from Metroid Metal, can't wait.

    I have a ton of homework I need to do, so I'll leave you with this:::

    My Dick Broke.


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    I tried posting one last night, that was pretty funny, but I closed the window.

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