# 603-475-8203

Rules for texting
Or I won't even bother replying

1.) Every word must be properly spelled. At least make an effort.
WRONG: "WOA HOLLY CRAAP."
RIGHT: "Whoa, holy crap."

2.) Don't send me chain text messages. If I get even ONE from you, I will never send, or reply text messages to you.

3.) Don't use a lot of acronyms. (lol, wtf, omg, bff, btw, etc...) I'm not restricting acronyms, but don't litter the entire message with them.
WRONG: "LOL, WTF IS UP WITH THAT? WHY DOES MY BFF HATE ME?"
RIGHT: "What is up with that? Why does my best friend hates me?"

4.) Don't just say 'Hi' or 'Hey.' Give the reason why you're texting me. "I'm bored" doesn't count as a reason.
WRONG: "Hi, what's up? I'm bored"
Right: "Do you want to go ride bikes with me?"

5.) Never end a word with multiples of the same letter.
WRONG: "Heyyyyyyyyyy."
RIGHT: "Hey."

If you're not making an attempt to be intelligent, than why are you texting me in the first place?

Don't expect a witty reply either, I won't even bother.

If you offend these rules multiple times, I will remove your contact, and never communicate through my cell phone again.

Don't expect half a shit of sympathy either.