here i sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day i took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants.
make a song out of that
I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.
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That will be one of the verses.
Next post has to rhyme with Blush's post.
Then fuck your ass like a crazy rhinoceros?
That's hilarious.
I've got one bad ass libido
This is great.
@ Blush's first
I'm gonna smash yo' cunt to bits
@ Blush's second
Mah dick is like phosphorous
@ Obama Jr.
Shoot heroin like Jared Leto
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Oh, also this
bitches all know 'bout my rabid herpes
I hurt my head laughing.
They're all like crazy Furgies.
lawl
(Also, it not good that I got pushed to be a keyboardist for a band I founded. I'm better off with quitting. The whole thing lost it's beginnings.)
Oh, I see.
I just wrote a whole song.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I'm going to fucking kill you.
Blush
I'm gonna shoot loads on your tits.
DED EYE DEW ET RITE?
ChickenGod
YESH JOO DEED EET RIET.