Help Me Write A Shitty Song!!! - by ChickenGod

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Help Me Write A Shitty Song!!!

Posted by ChickenGod - September 12th, 2009

EDIT: Yeah, I'm done with the lyrics, so don't post anymore.

I want to do another rap song.

Give Me Lyrics.

First Commenter does the first line

2nd commenter does the 2nd line, but it has to rhyme with the first.

Third person does a 3rd line

4th has to rhyme with 3rd.

etc...

No I'm not taking this seriously.
Lyrics:

Verse 1:
I'm gonna shoot loads on your tits
I'm gonna smash yo' cunt to bits

I've got one bad ass libido
Shoot heroin like Jared Leto

Chorus:
My Ass
Tastes Like Hercules
You Can Taste It
On Mercury
Cuz My Ass
Tastes Like Hercules

Verse 2:
Gonna fuck you like a rhinoceros
My dick smells a lot like phosphorous

bitches all know 'bout my rabid herpes
Doesn't Matter Though, 'Cuz You Lost The Game.

Chorus

Help Me Write A Shitty Song!!!

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Blush 2009-09-12 21:51:47

I'm gonna shoot loads on your tits.

DED EYE DEW ET RITE?

ChickenGod 2009-09-12 21:51:47

YESH JOO DEED EET RIET.

RockMessiah123 2009-09-12 22:14:51

here i sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day i took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants.

make a song out of that

ChickenGod 2009-09-12 22:14:51

That will be one of the verses.

Next post has to rhyme with Blush's post.

Blush 2009-09-12 22:59:52

Then fuck your ass like a crazy rhinoceros?

ChickenGod 2009-09-12 22:59:52

That's hilarious.

thelittleemo 2009-09-12 23:00:56

I've got one bad ass libido

ChickenGod 2009-09-12 23:00:56

This is great.

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-12 23:10:24

@ Blush's first

I'm gonna smash yo' cunt to bits

@ Blush's second

Mah dick is like phosphorous

@ Obama Jr.

Shoot heroin like Jared Leto

ChickenGod 2009-09-12 23:10:24

alskdghoiu43523d cv

TheSilverGuitar 2009-09-12 23:10:58

Oh, also this

bitches all know 'bout my rabid herpes

ChickenGod 2009-09-12 23:10:58

I hurt my head laughing.

igott 2009-09-13 01:06:40

They're all like crazy Furgies.

ChickenGod 2009-09-13 01:06:40

lawl

igott 2009-09-13 01:08:57

(Also, it not good that I got pushed to be a keyboardist for a band I founded. I'm better off with quitting. The whole thing lost it's beginnings.)

ChickenGod 2009-09-13 01:08:57

Oh, I see.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-09-13 18:19:12

I just wrote a whole song.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

ChickenGod 2009-09-13 18:19:12

I'm going to fucking kill you.