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    I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

    Age 58, Male

    Transylvania

    Joined on 10/12/08

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    Town Watch
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    Comments

    CURSE YOU, JOE RUANE!!!

    HOWDYOUKNOW

    Zebra Chicken on an adventure to find the magical grilled cheese sandwich.

    That's what I got from the picture.

    Same.

    And then they have sex and then it turns out they're brothers, then they video tape themselves having sex and puts the video on the internet.

    Incest is WINcest

    Wat.

    asdfasdf

    that thing lives under your bed

    We fuck.

    I'm going to stab you to death with a Sharpie.

    Then stick it i your pooper afterwards.

    When old men fuck you, it will feel like putting a cactus in your ass.

    in*

    God dammit.

    EPICFAIL

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

    LOLOOLOLURLULRUOIELRUIKU;EAG

    I JUST realised at this VERY moment that your sign up date (if you can call it that as this isn't your first NG account) is the day after my birthday.

    :( I missed your birthday?

    THE GRILLED CHESSE SANDWICH IS RELEVANT

    WE ALL KNOW

    also,COCKZEBRA

    LOLOL

    also,ZEBRACOCK

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w DoIi3PvEo&feature=related

    Why do all of your links fail?

    Because I'm awesome

    AWESOME ENUF 2 HAZ A TENTCL CAWK LIEK MEH?

    TTTLLLEEEYYY.