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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 57, Male

Transylvania

Joined on 10/12/08

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CURSE YOU, JOE RUANE!!!

HOWDYOUKNOW

Zebra Chicken on an adventure to find the magical grilled cheese sandwich.

That's what I got from the picture.

Same.

And then they have sex and then it turns out they're brothers, then they video tape themselves having sex and puts the video on the internet.

Incest is WINcest

Wat.

asdfasdf

that thing lives under your bed

We fuck.

I'm going to stab you to death with a Sharpie.

Then stick it i your pooper afterwards.

When old men fuck you, it will feel like putting a cactus in your ass.

in*

God dammit.

EPICFAIL

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

LOLOOLOLURLULRUOIELRUIKU;EAG

I JUST realised at this VERY moment that your sign up date (if you can call it that as this isn't your first NG account) is the day after my birthday.

:( I missed your birthday?

THE GRILLED CHESSE SANDWICH IS RELEVANT

WE ALL KNOW

also,COCKZEBRA

LOLOL

also,ZEBRACOCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w DoIi3PvEo&feature=related

Why do all of your links fail?

Because I'm awesome

AWESOME ENUF 2 HAZ A TENTCL CAWK LIEK MEH?

TTTLLLEEEYYY.