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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - October 5th, 2009

Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class.

Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.

Brain: We're definitely not gonna do that.

Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.

Brain: Please go back to sleep.

Penis: F*CK NO. I'M AMPED.

Brain: But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you...

Penis: DON'T CARE.

Brain: Please, I'm begging you.

Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.

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MyGuitarSticks 2009-10-05 23:27:18

Ah, the male mind.

A gold mine for humor.

ChickenGod 2009-10-05 23:27:18

IT'S RAINING MEN

MyGuitarSticks 2009-10-06 15:33:31

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM

ChickenGod 2009-10-06 15:33:31

adsfxcv

TheSilverGuitar 2009-10-06 15:57:56

Hahaha, puberty random boners are annoying.

ChickenGod 2009-10-06 15:57:56

I love them

TheSilverGuitar 2009-10-06 19:19:46

They can certainly keep one from becoming lonely.

TheSilverGuitar 2009-10-06 19:23:24

Hahaha, the first time I read this I thought it was "Brian" and not "Brain"

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