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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 58, Male

Transylvania

Joined on 10/12/08

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I am envious of your superior guitar abilities.

Who isn't?
And I'm totally not stuck up.

I like your demos.
And if the demos are that good, then I bet the actual shizz is gon' be tight, fo' sho.

I didn't even like that version of the song. The version I have now somehow blends the song worry wart into it. I don't know if I should keep it acoustic, or if I should at electric guitar into it. I'll most likely keep it acoustic.

Did you know that there are ads for Fender guitars on your page?

I only see Physical Therapists, and back or neck pain...Oh wait I see it now. It's probably because I mentioned the Jaguar (In which I still Masturbate to every night) on my blog

I actually have masturbated to my guitar a couple times.
I was bored and ran out of my special fetish porn.

My guitar sometimes seems dull, I just try to remember the tone of that sexy beast of a guitar. I could totally have sex with a guitar...except change "could totally have" to "Have Had"

Ha.
I can just imagine me thrusting my cock in between the two cuts of a Univox Hi-Flier.

same...

Holy shit, I actually left that comment.

Holy shit...I replied.