Send her over to me. And I'll "take care of her". She won't bother you then, anymore. ^_^ Hehe..
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She's fat. And has allegedly eaten a human in about an hour. I wouldn't
Talk about your genitails frequently, and describe odd and unnatural deformities such as warts on the shaft. After that, indulge her in a fascinating anecdote about the time you tried to make it bigger by cutting it open and stuffing in balled up tissues, then sewing it back up.
Or, you could yell "LALALALALALA" when she look or talk to you whilst stomping your feet in a childish manner.
Easier done than said.
Pretty fun too.
I am definitely doing all of this.
'Easier done than said' is the best quote I've ever heard.
Or you could make out with some dudes in front of her.
There's nobody gay in my school worth making out with. I just noticed I've contradicted every statement you've ever said.
Trick someone else into dating her...
Physically impossible, that's why she likes me...Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if she's going out with her ex-ex boyfriend again.
She broke up with him to go out with me, and he hates me now. Now that they both hate me, they can form the 'FJIAWRC'
(Fuck Joe In the Ass With a Rake Club)
Where can I sign up for this club?
As if I didn't see that coming. No seriously, I didn't see that coming.
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Haha, Yea, I saw it too.
Has she fucked off yet?
Not exactly, now she assumes that I'm friends with her now.
So extremely annoying.
TheSilverGuitar
Whatever you do, don't acknowledge her in the slightest.
Don't make eye contact at all.
ChickenGod (Updated )
Tried, and regretted. She finds it sexy?