I'm NOT a pedophile.

I don't rape children.
I rape elderly men.

My dogs got a haircut, and I subsequently came.

2 uploaded already.

The first one, Dee Enn 'A', is supposed to set the mood for a mad scientist's lab, creating some monster or some cliche shit like that. This one kind of sucks, really repetitive.

The second one, Doo 'B' Doo starts out sounding like children's music, than get's pretty dark. Than it gets back to it's roots, with shitty transitions.

There's a third one that will have the same formula for song naming as the last two, but with a 'C' obviously.

There's actually another one, that's really catchy that I just finished, but it's unrelated.

Yeah, all in FL Studio.

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You never go back

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From a Facebook post, somebody posted a video "Like A Roling Stone"

and here were the comments:

Kyle Cloudhow does it feel?
10 hours ago

Caroline VictoriaTo be on your own?
10 hours ago

Scott Goubeauxwith no direction home?
8 hours ago

Caroline Victorialike a complete unknown
8 hours ago

Joe RuaneC-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
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DOES I WIN YET?

New Guitar
My Pedal Board (Yes That's Cardboard)
My other guitars...They're both less than $100, which is why I can afford them...
My drums

My Keyboard

I have another guitar (Fender Strat, with Humbucker) But I'm about to sell it, and don't have it in my room.

I'm going to get a Humbucker put into the Telecaster, whether you like it or not.

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DOES I WIN?

Interesting Title unrelated.

But speaking of Fat Chicks...

This Guy is being a douche.

The View is a piece of shit.

My mom fucking watches it ALL THE TIME.

They think they're really funny, they're not (although I laugh at what Whoopie says every once in a while)

They think they're really political, and they clearly don't know anything about politics.

Speaking of Cactus rape...

My friends are fucking douchebags now...

My best friend, who was once really apathetic, is now a fucking poser. He cares so much about being thought of as 'rebellious' and he does a terrible job at it.

From his myspace page... (if having a Myspace page isn't bad enough...oh wait)

i do wat i do to be me. if you dont liek that to bad. go away and dont bother me. Im only smart when i want to be. Wich can get annoying to some people [obviously refereing to me] But a real truth about me is that i dont care what anybody thinks about me. you can critasize me all u want but im probly beter thn u.

There's more, but it doesn't say anything, it just has really bad grammar and spelling.

Everybody at my school, that used to be my friend, is now like that...

I can tell what sophomore year is going to be like, everybody's going to be really fucking overdramatic.

It's really fucking bad. They think they're really poetic, despite their terrible english skills...

Wow, I haven't had a 'rant' blog in a while now.

Not really.

But what I did do was upload a new version of 'Pet Cactus' with real instruments...Piano, Drums, and Guitar.

I think I did pretty good.

I left the mistakes in, because I am way too lazy to do more than 3 takes each...

Although on the piano I did 5 or 6 takes.

Drums only took 2

Guitar took 2

And for the piano, I didn't do the chords seperate from the main riff, I did them together, so, considering that, I think I did pretty good.

I'm trying to think of all of the songs I've written, and in what order...I think it goes like this:

1.) Bread and Butter
2.) Will's Lemon Version 1 (A lot different than the version I have on my other account)
3.)Will's Lemon Version 2 (The one you all know and love, on my other account)
4.) Dwelling of the Swine
5.) Chicken Patty
6.) Worry Wart.
7.) Noodles...

and the rest is history.

Makes my pussy moist...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_Yard birds:_Featuring_Jimmy_Page

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The Chat is up!