I'm NOT a pedophile.
I don't rape children.
I rape elderly men.
My dogs got a haircut, and I subsequently came.
I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.
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Fart = Ass Sneeze?
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This makes MORE AGNRY!
This makes MORE HORNY.
You forgot to put in the word 'me' so I also excluded the word.
I shat bricks.
Bricks shat you
In Soviet Russia, Bricks climb up your ass.
WAT
So...in America...you climb in brick's ass?
I was watching the episode of King of the Hill last night where Buckley dies, and I was so sad because I thought it was you, and then I remembered that it was really Buckley and not you. But I was hard trying to differentiate you both.
No, that was actually me.
I saw that episode too.
I laughed at how Luane used that picture of Bobby to draw attention away from the funeral.
No you don't
No you didn't/
STARVING IRISH CHILDREN
Seriously though, it's like Mike Judge had you in mind when he made Buckley. Except you were like five when that cartoon was made.
I was molested by a man named Mike Judge.
Maybe that's how?
Also, I didn't really get the tiger strawberry joke.
Huh?
I did.
I laugh long time.
You laugh short time.
asplane 2 me plz
HOW DARE YOU AMD MYGUITARSTICKS HAVE A CONVERSATION WITHOUT ME!
i saddy massa plz 4giv k?
It took me a minute to figure out what 'saddy' and 'massa' meant.
Also, what is that dog meme called?
I think it's called 'advice dog.'
The-Adrian
Whoa, a fart IS an ass sneeze! Sneezing out of your butt!
ChickenGod
I was taking a shit (in somebody's mouth) when I was sneezed (I have a bit of a cold) and I thought it was a fart, so I thought..."Holy crap, did my ass just sneeze"