I just got back a few hours ago from a birthday party.

I hardly ever go to parties, and never talk to friends outside of school.

It was actually kind of fun. I lost the game a total of over 9000 times.

These are the friends that I should be friends with, not my fucking overdramatic sophomore 'friends.'

We went bowling. I don't like bowling much, but than again, that's because I usually go bowling with my family.

But I actually had a good time with my friends, which usually doesn't happen.

I also started drinking coffee a week or so away.

Helps A LOT.

I burn my tongue a lot though, because I try to finish it before I get into school, rather than letting it cool.

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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904 309

I wonder if you guys can tell what site I'm browsing right now.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1901 172

Anybody ever have a dream like this?

Because my (facebook) friends are douchebags.

Joe Ruane can't find his cell phone. No real loss though.

Jeff Peace
The couch.

Joe Ruane
.hcuoc ehT

Courtney Elizabeth
under your bed is where i saw it last.. :P

Joe Ruane
P: ..tsal ti was i erehw si deb ruoy rednu

Courtney Elizabeth
!!!resol a hcus era uoY

Joe Ruane
.emaG ehT

Courtney Elizabeth
!!reeuq si emaG ehT

Devon Larrabee
fags.

Joe Ruane
I love (hate) how the last comments were technically homophobic

Courtney Elizabeth
hahahahahaha

Yeah, because homophobia and ignorance is hilarious.

Coming from most other people, I wouldn't think much of a slightly homophobic comment, but this person is just stereotypically catholic.

Not my friend, but my insane ex-girlfriend's friend...that I have never met.

Joe Ruane Do I know you?

Alisha Gabrielle
uhmmmm i was sophias friend when you dated her

Joe Ruane
Wasn't that over a year ago?

Alisha Gabrielle
sii you go to my school

Normally, I'd be a 'good sport' but then I saw this:

Alisha Gabrielle thinks shakespear is a dumbass

Josh Gabry likes this.

Joe Ruane
You're kidding right?

Even more:

Alisha Gabrielle And I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs whats going on?

Shannon Perry
AALLIISSHHAA!! I love You%u2665

Alisha Gabrielle
i love you moreee

Mikey Silva
you already used this one fagget lol

Alisha Gabrielle
soo its how i feel :P and amazing

Mikey Silva
your might be gay lol

Alisha Gabrielle
you know what mikey :P

Mikey Silva
you know what 8===D

Alisha Gabrielle
( I ) <--vagina?!

Annie Steele
ahahahahahahaa nice try lish.. freak ;)

This one was on myspace:

moxie man10493: Depressed as shit things arnt geten better so far i have had the suckeyest b day :'( anyone single?

Yeah, because whoring yourself will make everything better.

Another thing I hate about people who use social networking sites: They always put song quotes in their status.

Or they put some really overdramatic saying.

With the latter, I always post something saying, "over dramatic much?"

and they act all offended.

SRSLY GUIZE.

I just joined.

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ITS A COVER!

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IM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

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In my English class, my friend had this big drink on his desk. We also had a test that day. I tried to get Tyler to piss everybody off (because it's hilarious when he does it), so I stole his drink, and blamed somebody else.

So, obviously, the teacher starts getting irritated, and I expected him to yell at Tyler. Instead, some annoying, 'over-mature', whore stood up, and yelled, 'GROW UP! JUST GROW UP!!! YOU'RE SO IMMATURE.'

I was trying to think of a way to creatively threaten to cut her throat with a meat cleaver, but I couldn't think of any.

I fucking hate people like that though, they're just afraid to have fun.

The other day, in my French class, we were playing a game where you had to touch a body part (that was drawn on the board) with a fly swatter.

If the teacher said "Elle tete" (Her head) we would touch the girl's head, and we were trying to touch it faster than the other team.

There was an unfair advantage to the side that was closer to the right body part, so I raised my hand and said, "Why doesn't our team touch the girl [it was closer to us] and your team touch the boy?"

*awkward silence*

I continue, "and if any of you add to that sentence..."

I love pointing out people's natural sexual perversion of non-sexual situations.

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