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More Corporate Whoring

Posted by ChickenGod - November 17th, 2009


So, if you read my last post, you would know that one of my friends has decided to apply for a job at Hot Topic.

Well, today, it got so much worse.

He's convinced all of my other friends to apply for a job.

They were filling out job applications at lunch.

Although, as I said before, I'm not too surprised, I just thought I had taught them better than that.

The worst thing is that when they all came up to me, and said it, I went on this tangent where I called them whores, and how Hot Topic is a 'back up plan' for conformist douchebags to go when they want to pretend they're rebellious. They all thought I was just being funny.

But in other news, there was a pretty hilarious fight today at school. Two kids that I hated (although one more than the other) decided to try to beat the shit out of each other today. I saw the whole thing, so I will say what happened from my point of view.

Before second period, my Music Theory class, I saw a big commotion around this one douchebag kid, Matt. So I decided to see what was happening, because we a few mutual friends, so I asked him what's up, because his face was red with rage.

He punches the wall next to him, and starts stampeding down the hallway to this extremely douchebag kid, Zach.

So Matt says "YO DAWG LETS FIGHTE YO" and so they take there backpacks off (rather than just beating the shit out of each other, they had to be all courteous about it) and starting doing the biggest joke of a fight ever.

All I remember about the actual fight, before the teachers came, was that Zack kicked first, a sloppy kick, that probably didn't even connect, and they just starting pummeling each other.

So this was right outside the door (and glass see-through window) of the teacher's lounge.

So 4-5 teachers come running out and try to separate them, but they were inseparable.

My frail old science teacher almost got hit in the face, so that was funny, even though I like that teacher.

There was almost another fight before my 7th period Theater class, between 2 Freshman, but some kid ran away when the other kid showed up.

Why do people fight in school? It's totally pointless, disregarding the fact that fighting in general is just an expression of masculinity, and over-competitive over-dramatic lack of intellect.

So I got to my Theater class a little late, and the theater was totally filled, as opposed to the 10 kids in my normal theater class. So it turns out that there was a poetry reading, which I loved.

I am starting to appreciate Spoken Word poetry.
Not the poetry that's like, "THE MOON...IS WHITE...I AM...A WHITE KNIGHT" from overdramatic trend whores, who want to pretend to be really deep and artistic.

That poem I wrote a little while ago (in another blog, go find it if you're curious) that I didn't want to post was 'slam' poetry, which is what the poetry readers I saw today were doing.

I took a nap today, for how long, I don't know, but that's why I was signed on for MSN for so long, when I was away.

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Comments

honestly i think you are the only person in the blogs that has something intersting to say :D

Thanks! I'm glad to hear that!

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BLASPHEMEY

Really though, people fight in school for attention. I blame the other students. Forming a crowd around the two so any option of peace between them is destroyed as the masses look on, expecting some sort of act of violence to fufill their sick needs.

Disgusting..

I admit I was partly at fault, but I was way far back, about to leave the school, so I wasn't part of the crowd, but I was still guilty of feeding their attention.

i agree with spamosaurus rex. interesting. i dont understand Hot Topic in the first place, i mean, they blare goth music 24/7 and they sell clothes that nobody buys.

Thanks.

Hot Topic's formula:

shitty music+Abercrombie clothes colored black=Massive profit.
It's bullshit.

Hot.

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Topic.

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The Game.

FFUU

but if aint got no capitalism then what form of economy do we got?

also school fights for me were always "FUCK IM NOT GETTING TO THIS FAGGOT LETS NOT ALLOW HIM TO THINK HE CAN DO WHAT EVER WANTS"

they don't like talking out anything, plus you ever been in a fight?
he didn't look me in the eyes for weeks, feels good man
personally i like fighting as a sport whether i win or lose feels good man
not that i have lost :D

i decided that i just dump my friends when they do stuff like that
of course i don't have any friends because of that philosophy
but then again i only wanted them because everyone stares at you at lunch if you are alone
if you notice my blog post have been lacking but i dunno what to talk about
i feel strongly about nothing :c

Never got in a physical fight, but I get in arguments (one sided if anything) all the time.

i just checked

i haven't made a "blog post" blog post since i came back to ng

OH NO GIVE ME A TOPIC
QUICK

RAPE AND IT'S EFFECTS ON URBAN SOCIETY

here i sit, broken hearted.
tried to shit but only farted.
then one day i took a chance.
tried to fart.
and shit my pants.

YES

I LOVE YOU ROCKMESSIAH

YOU ARE SILLY AND I WILL RAPE YOUR CAT.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAT, I WILL BUY A CAT, AND RAPE IT.

1. Get one of those pictures that print right after you take them, sharpie, and tape
2. Take a shit in a stall
3. Take picture of shit
4. Tape picture to wall of the stall
5. Write "I TOOK A POO" Above it
6. Write "I TOOK A PICTURE, TOO" under it
7. ????
8. PROFIT

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

GET ONE OF THOSE CAMERAS*

MOTHERFUCKER