But anyways, I had a detention today (yeah, I know, fucking stupid.) and some funny shit happened.
So I got there, and started watching 'The Mist' on my iPod, but was forced to put it away by the teacher.
Than somebody I recognized came in, but I wasn't actually acquainted with him. We started playing Hangman for a little while, but we ended up drawing random things.
In the end, he drew a man re-shingling his roof. The man looked like a penis, so I took a pen, and outlined the part that looked like a penis, and the teacher saw that, and we almost got suspended.
It was hilarious.
So when we were waiting for our rides home, we walked around and yelled out to people 'HOW DARE YOU SHINGLE YOUR ROOFS! COMMUNISTS!!!'
It was hilarious.
I had a guitar lesson, and my guitar teacher said that I was the only student of his that gets music theory. I took that as an insult at the time. I'm horrible at deciphering the actual meaning of what people say. It happens a lot, I tend to be somewhat over-dramatic about compliments, I just can't take compliments the right way.
I just saw a documentary on the ages of rock, I only watched some on the heavy metal part (I missed the rest) but the part I saw involved Ozzy Osbourne running around with a 'pet shoe'.
Because I'm an unoriginal douchebag, I will tie a string to a shoe, and run around with it.
I will call it Albert.
I've been craving another person to play music with in my school.
I haven't met anybody that plays the same music as me.
Contrary to what I've submitted to the Audio Portal, most of what I play is Noise Rock, and similar genres. Everything I do in it isn't organized enough to call it a song yet though, so I'm still working on my guitar 'skills' to try to organize my noise.
Most of the people I've met that play guitar only play because they want to socialize. There's a place that EVERY band in high school has to play at called the 'SAD CAFE.'
That's where emo bands go to play shitty songs that they wrote. I will never play there, and everybody I've suggested starting a band with always says, "YEAH, DEN WEE KOOD PLAI AT DUH SAD CAF-AY!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLLOLO"
My 'friends' are constantly inviting me to go see some douchebag's band at the Sad Cafe.
They think just because I play guitar, that I like every band that involves a guitar.
You know what would be really cool?
If all of my Newgrounds friends and I met up when we're all older, and could afford it. That would just be so epic.
Assuming you guys don't hate me.
END OF SELF LOATHING
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Blush
Damn, sounds like detention was lulzy. And the pic made me giggle like a teenage girl on her period.
ChickenGod
It is quite humorous. INCEST IS WINCEST