Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Stranger: OK!
Stranger: but let me touch you first
You: WHY DON'T YOU OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?!?!?
You: Touch my PENIS
You: TESTICLES
You: VULVA
Stranger: ok both
You: CLITORIS
Stranger: with my tounge
You: SPHINCTOR
Stranger: OH yesh
You: FUCK YEAH
You: YESH...YESH
Stranger: in your where now?
You: SPHINCTOR
Stranger: i've got a 3 inch cock up and ready to go
You: SORRY MY CAPS LOCK/SHIFT KEY IS BROKEN (not really) ***
You: Put it in my anus
Stranger: ok mama
You: than cut your dick off
You: while it's in my anus
You: PENISH
Stranger: owww
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES!!!!!!
You: YESH
You: YOU COULD SLAP A SADDLE ON THAT THING AND RIDE IT TO THE COUNTY FAIR
You: QUOTE FROM HANNAH MONTANA
You: I NEED TO GO CLEAN MY DIRTY LITTLE PUSSY OUT BYE

***Yes I stole this from SilverGuitar