My friend stole my iPod!

I gave it to him in French yesterday, to look at my pictures on it. This is normal, so I expected him to give it back to me.

When he didn't, I kept asking for him to return it to me when he was going to class.

By the end of the day, I was very worried, but I couldn't find him, so I eventually went on my bus, and went home.

He only took it because he lost his a few weeks ago.

I'm WAY too passive.

I have a friend that owes me $20, and he told me he'd give it to me by May 5th, and I haven't seen any of it. If I don't get that back, I'll wreck some of his stuff. I dunno, I'm starting to sound overly-masculine, so I'll quit the threats.

All of my friends beat me up, at first it was jokingly, but now it seems that I'm the stress relief for all of them. There are attempts to make me sterile everyday.

Have I told you that I own the book 'Twilight?'

It's really good.

Okay, I almost gagged just from typing that.

THERE' ABSOLUTELY NO PLOT.

The entire book is about an overdramatic whore, that wants some douchebag to go out with her.

I read the first few pages and nearly fell asleep...and this was after I took a 4 hour nap!

I'm honestly going to attempt to read it.

If I don't make it out alive, tell Wilfred Brimley that I always loved him.