I haven't visited The Greatest Page In The Universe in a very long time. I just visited it now, and I remember how funny it is.

The bad part is that it's very sexist, but sometimes it can turn out funny, in a fucked up, sexist way.

Anywhoo...

I got a great album. 'Barrett' by...you guessed it...NO Not Lindsay Lohan. Syd Barrett. It's great. The opening riff of 'Baby Lemonade' just immediately opens your mind to the entire album.

-So I was sitting around the other day, playing "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas," when suddenly I received an email with an attachment called "hot coffee mod." So I did what I always do when I get programs from strangers in my email: I ran it.

Then I went back to playing the game and didn't notice anything different, except for when I took my in-game girlfriend back home, she now asks "how about a little coffee?" Naturally I got excited, because I was expecting to see a scene with the protagonist, Carl, and his girlfriend, Denise, sipping a tall cup of joe and discussing the finer points of globalization and how cultural distinction will shape future generations. -Maddox

I used to love GTA when I was playing video games.