So I made this shirt, and it has a picture of an alien or something (It kind of look's like that shirt Kurt Cobain drew, that say's HI HOW ARE YOU, but I wasn't copying him or anything, I just basically stole his idea...) and it says

"REMEMBER KIDS... IT'S COOL TO FUND CORPORATE IGNORANCE"

I wore it today and all of the kids in my school went insane. The pretended to agree, when they always say that they're republican, and that they believe in capitalism. I'm not exactly Anti-Capitalism, I'm more Anti-Corporation.

But anyways, everybody went insane today, either agreeing with me, not knowing what it means, or asking "Did you get that at Hot Topic or something" (I guess they must have a shirt like that, because more than one person asked that) And I replied "Yes, because that'd totally make sense right?" Then I bored them by explaining how much Hot Topic sucks, and how it manipulates ignorant teenagers into thinking they're rebellious for shopping at popular stores.

Science class was awesome today. Mr. Thomas took his grandmother's plates, and was doing the magic trick, in which you pull the blanket under the expensive china, and they don't move. He broke a few. But there was a POTATO HOLDER!!! 'twas epic.

My sister finally got Wii Fit, in which she wanted for so long. I have already used it more than her. She's pretty spoiled. My parents said 'I got it for both of you' but it's obvious that it's for her, because she begs my mom for it every time that she goes out. I don't even play the wii.

It's actually kind of fun. You can run in place with the Wii Remote in your pocket. I actually broke a sweat. It's like exercising for fat asses!

When I usually shit, They're little deer shits, and are extremely small, but there are a lot of them. Just now, I just shat out two enormous fecal objects. They're gigantic. I'm glad that they split, because It would have hurt if they came out together. Jesus Christ, did I seriously just write this?¿
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