Random Shit In My Life

K so some updates.

That mixture of 'Dwelling of the Swine' and 'Worry Wart' is written, and I'm recording it, but I'm still experimenting with the drums a bit.

That short story I was writing a few posts ago has been canceled. Every thing I've tried to write on that sucks. Feel free to write it yourself though.

But I will eventually write a short story. I've had my creative juices flowing lately. No matter how many things I write that I'm unhappy with, I'll come up with something...

My sister's a jackass, because she was watching American Idol last night, and she's watching THE SAME EPISODE again...She's such a cockbite.

I'm going to eat something, what should I eat? Seriously, any thing edible that's suggested, I'll eat.
In b4 cocks.

Also here's one of my dogs.

Random Shit In My Life

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MyGuitarSticks 2009-04-08 17:09:52

I wanted to see how your short story ended.

You should slap your sister. I would, she bit my dick last night.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!!! GET IN THE- Oh, wait, It's just a dog.

ChickenGod 2009-04-08 17:09:52

I've ended all forms of communication with my sister. She used to alright. She was a trend whore, but she was alright, but now she's just acting like a spoiled asswipe.

TheSilverGuitar 2009-04-08 17:12:24

Aw, I really liked that story. Showed a lot of promise, sad it had to die :(
Yeah, my sister does that too. She watches episodes of shows that are so old that I'VE even seen them, but she continues to flood her mind with that garbage.

ChickenGod 2009-04-08 17:12:24 (Updated 2009-04-08 21:40:29)

Most girls are like that, they're too self conscious.

Well then again, are most guys any better? It's in a man's nature to show you're masculinity off to females. I find it disgusting when men do that.

*phew* I almost sounded sexist there. I'm an unbiased sexist, I hate both genders. But Then again, I guess that's the same as just being anti-sexist.

I told some douche bag to stop being sexist, when he was mocking his ex girlfriend or something, and he said something like 'why?' and I just said, 'well, it's kinda ignorant, but I'm a feminist, so I wouldn't know' I said the last part somewhat sarcastically, meaning to make him sound like an asshole.

And obviously he called me a faggot, and asked me why I'm so gay.

TheSilverGuitar 2009-04-09 10:28:54

I use "straight" as an insult. I call people "fucking herteros" and watch their reactions. It's hilarious. I tell them that the way they feel is how I feel when someone calls me gay, I really don't give a shit.

And yes, the guys here are the typical macho-males, but most of the girls are just as bad. We (me and my other gay friend) ask them if they think they are feminists, and they usually say yes. We ask them who they think their favourite feminist is, and they usually say something like "Oh, Linsey Lohan" or some other drug addicted teen idol. Hilarious though it is, I die a bit on the inside when I do it.

I never though t of it like that. "I hate both sexes" is brilliant, although I doubt it applies to me.

ChickenGod 2009-04-09 10:28:54

I used to...My friends use it as an insult now. They annoy me with it, because every time they say it, and somebody asks them what it means, they always say that they came up with it. My friends copy me now. I told them that I'm probably bisexual, now a ton of my friends are suddenly bisexual. I told them that I'm somewhat of an Anarchist, now they're all copying me.

I'm a feminist, but I don't know too many feminists. I just believe that wimmins aren't tools, and they deserve equal rights to men. Pretty much the exact opposite of every guy in my school, and several girls (Which I find somewhat odd...), because they believe that wimmins are tools, used for pleasure and for sexual release. I guess most girls believe that they need to whore themselves around to get attention, I almost feel bad, because the pervert guys expect that of them.

For some reason i find that word 'wimmins' hilarious. Not in a sexist way of course, just the fact that I know people that pronounce it like that.

TheSilverGuitar 2009-04-09 15:51:48

Yes, I find "wiminz" hilarious as well.

I'm a feminist, in case you haven't noticed. I believe women are even somewhat mostly better than men, which actually contradicts the entire concept of feminism. I'm a feminist, but I think the entire ideology and practice of it is pretty much useless in today's time. Women, for the most part, have equal rights, at least in this country, and there isn't any gender related job discrimination or anything anymore. So yeah, I contradicted myself again.

ChickenGod 2009-04-09 15:51:48

Maybe where you live. New Hampshire is a completely different continent then America. It's full of sexism, and racism. It's disgusting here.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-04-09 16:43:23

Dude... I love your dog... but not in the "I want to fuck it" way.

ChickenGod 2009-04-09 16:43:23

Are you sure you don't like bestiality?

MyGuitarSticks 2009-04-09 16:46:19

No...Well, maybe. >.>

ChickenGod 2009-04-09 16:46:19

you know you want to...

JimmySaint 2009-04-09 22:37:52

I feel the same way. My brain is stuck on "Composer" mode, which is strange, because I've never written any music in my life, but for some reason I keep thinking of these amazing riffs and beats, especially during school (never pay attention anyway).

Hmm... I'd say maybe rice or something... Thats what I feel like eating anyway...

The tongue sticking out to the side made this picture hilarious :)

ChickenGod 2009-04-09 22:37:52

Yea, The reason why I somewhat like school is because it allows me to have inspiration for composing anything.

I love rice.

I love this picture.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-04-10 13:27:26

Eat your dog...

It's been done...

ChickenGod 2009-04-10 13:27:26

why do think think I only have 2 dogs? I've eaten the others. *insert generic hot dog pun here*

bigmac990 2009-04-10 14:11:33

Good Lord

ChickenGod 2009-04-10 14:11:33

Translation: I am in total shock with the fact of the previous statement made by you to the point of religious zealotry.