A Succesful Habbo Raid

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A Succesful Habbo Raid

Posted by ChickenGod - April 5th, 2009

I just got banned from Habbo Hotel! I was doing as 4chan's /b/ told me to.

I sent the site this message:

"Dear Sir/Madam
About ten minutes ago I was sitting around the 'Pool Deck' when a lot of disruptive habbos came in and said something about AIDS and pool closure. Of course, completely confused, I decided it was best to leave. However, they blocked my exit, and when some of them finally left I tried to leave.
I can only assume the moderator believed it was I who was causing the disruption, because they then banned me.
Please may I receive further information on why this ban was justified? Have I committed an offense? If so, I apologize fully ,and I implore you to detail me so I can avoid making this mistake again. I do not believe I had committed any offense.
Thank you "

A Succesful Habbo Raid

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TheSilverGuitar 2009-04-05 19:06:07

4chan Habbo Raids are the best.

ChickenGod 2009-04-05 19:06:07

OH LAWD, GIVE PRAISE TO THE LAWD OUR GAWD!

MyGuitarSticks 2009-04-05 20:31:09

I came to your pic even more than your regular one.

But, do I have to kick you in the balls 10 times to get you away from the Awesome Faces?

I knew /b/ would get you sometime. Also, what the fuck are you talking about?

ChickenGod 2009-04-05 20:31:09

I've always loved /b/, I just joke around about how immature it is sometimes.
I don't have balls, I've lost my manhood last year in 8th grade.

Habbo Hotel is like club Penguin, except you're not a penguin, and you can't walk through other players, so you can completely block off whole areas. What /b/ instructs you to do, is to block off the pool (with other /b/tards), and say that it has AIDS in it. That's what I did.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-04-05 21:15:03

Fine then. I'll shove a shotgun up your ass and shoot.

ChickenGod 2009-04-05 21:15:03

I also had my anus surgically removed. I guess they stuffed a lot of bone marrow, skin, and a ton of muscle in there to plug it up.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-04-06 03:41:35

Did I mention that in your sleep I raped you and broke through your skin, marrow and bones but left your muscle. Pretty fun.

ChickenGod 2009-04-06 03:41:35

That's how it broke? I had to pay to get that fixed!

TheSilverGuitar 2009-04-06 13:34:50

Chicken, if you don't have an anus, what was I licking all last October?

ChickenGod 2009-04-06 13:34:50

I dunno, I was passed out remember?

TheSilverGuitar 2009-04-06 15:43:34

Black people.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-04-06 19:48:25

Ph, by the way, you should get them to open it. I left a snow globe in there.

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