Sex...
Where may I acquire it?
It has been discussed in tales of lore,
'tis it difficult to have
or to take?
Nay 'tis not
For there is a solution...
What is it?
I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.
Age 58, Male
Transylvania
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sex.
Posted by ChickenGod - April 2nd, 2009
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Ah, the birds and the bees.
Doesn't make much sense. Do birds fuck bees?
I remember my first time just like it was yesterday
...You're on Newgrounds, you're a virgin.
Lolozlozl
Do toasters count?
what brand?
Did I forget to say stay the FUCK away from Seth!
If he raped you, find a guy named Lt. Fuckedup. He'll fuck him up for you. Now go into another alley and find Julie.
I found Rick Astley, you know what he said:
'Hi...'
No rick roll here.
BAM
*Slaps link in comment*
<a href="http://thesilverguitar.newgrounds.com/news/post/233840">http://thesilverguitar.newgrounds.com /news/post/233840</a>
Also, hawt.
Also, I love this post.
What post?
This very one.
Internet Friends is done.
You might want to take a lookie.
'Tis better than a freshly baked cookie.
LOL I IZ AWSUMMMM HURRRR!!!11111!!11one!!eleven11
MyGuitarSticks
Gather about $2,000 and go to a city alley, find someone named "Julie" and ask for some tubes.
ChickenGod
I found somebody names Seth, and He raped me...what now?