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    I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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    sex.

    Posted by ChickenGod - April 2nd, 2009


    Sex...

    Where may I acquire it?

    It has been discussed in tales of lore,
    'tis it difficult to have
    or to take?

    Nay 'tis not

    For there is a solution...

    What is it?

    sex.


    Comments

    Gather about $2,000 and go to a city alley, find someone named "Julie" and ask for some tubes.

    I found somebody names Seth, and He raped me...what now?

    Ah, the birds and the bees.

    Doesn't make much sense. Do birds fuck bees?

    I remember my first time just like it was yesterday

    ...You're on Newgrounds, you're a virgin.

    Lolozlozl

    Do toasters count?

    what brand?

    Did I forget to say stay the FUCK away from Seth!

    If he raped you, find a guy named Lt. Fuckedup. He'll fuck him up for you. Now go into another alley and find Julie.

    I found Rick Astley, you know what he said:

    'Hi...'

    No rick roll here.

    BAM
    *Slaps link in comment*
    <a href="http://thesilverguitar.newgrounds.com/news/post/233840">http://thesilverguitar.newgrounds.com /news/post/233840</a>

    Also, hawt.

    Also, I love this post.

    What post?

    This very one.
    Internet Friends is done.
    You might want to take a lookie.
    'Tis better than a freshly baked cookie.

    LOL I IZ AWSUMMMM HURRRR!!!11111!!11one!!eleven11