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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 57, Male

Transylvania

Joined on 10/12/08

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Have you read Guitargasm?
That's my favourite story on UG.

Also lol @ Pandemic 2 reference.
I think I'll go play it now too.

Guitargasm is written by the same person as Riot Band Blues.

I just lost miserably at Pandemic 2.

I suck at it, but it's so addicting.

Yeah, America and Madagascar shut down their ports.
I envy those who got their disease started in Madagascar.

I did it once, and still lost miserably. Brazil, madagascar (obviously), Greenland (sometimes) and Japan always close on me

Yeah, Greenland's a bitch too.

Does it have to be in the last five years (the story)?

yeah, that's what he told me.

You could try one of the stories from "Just After Sunset", but they might be TOO short.

I'll try that, thanks. I gotta find a text copy on the internet