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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 58, Male

Transylvania

Joined on 10/12/08

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I yell and physically myself everytime I leave my guitar on the floor.

>>'I yell and physically myself'

You should get that checked out...

I watched One Guy One Cup, cringed, threw up in my Pepsi, laughed at the title of the video "Ow! My ASS!", looked around, and took another drink of my Pepsi.

I always leave my guitar on the floor, but never trip, thanks to my puma reflexes. I take a step, see my guitar, leap over it, and dash to the kitchen, grab an apple, and bike to school.

And that's how every day starts!

>>"thanks to my puma reflexes"

and rugged good looks...

I'm the same with brushing my teeth.
I always skip it at night because I'm tired as fuck.

Little Bear scared me as a two year old.

It was my favorite show as a kid. It scares me now.

Little Bear fucked your mom while you were watching his show.

I know, my little sister is like a bear, which is probably why.

Fuckers.

I yell and physically abuse myself everytime I leave my guitar on the floor.

How does that make you feel...?

I had to go to therapy about a year ago, It sucked.

Therapists (THE RAPISTS AHAHAHAHAH) have only determined that I am bipolar. I might be, but I think they usually under analyze me, so it could be a multitude of things that disturb me at this point.
Then again, I only went once because those fuckers be EXPENNNNNSIVE

the rapists? Oh I get it! They haven't even determined fully what I am. I know that I'm ADD, bipolar, Depressive, have OCD, and have paranoia. They tried to drug me for everything, but it's all bullshit.

Yeah, I hate the ones that try to give you pills.
TAKE THESE AND YOU'LL BE NICE AND NORMAL EHEHEHEHEHEEEEE