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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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You better publish this shit. Let me guess, you got the pic from 4Chan? Either way, I'm taking it.

I probably did get the pic from 4chan. I get half of my life from 4chan. Somewhat pathetic though...

It's only good because It's based on fact. I thought 'What if I had never moved back to New Hampshire, and stayed in Washington?' Now I'm trying to give it an actual plot.

When you get this published, promise me and your other friends of NewGrounds that we will get first few copies, and that they will be free.

I wouldn't get this published, because (like all of our industries) the literary industry is selling out to either corporate greed, or forming trends for the preppy kids. Twilight for example.

You will NEVER mention Twilight. NEVER EVER EVER!!! YOU'LL DESTROY THIS WHOLE GOD FORSAKEN WORLD!!!

twilight...

That was pretty brilliant.

Where's the character I suggested though? I was really looking forward to seeing him.

This isn't that official story...I'll probably do that one eventually. I'm basing this on actual people, and using there actual names. Although I may change a few of there personality traits

Fucking awesome new profile picture, although I miss your prettiness.
I'll read the story later.

But Yoda and the Awesome face are epic when fused together

Holah sheet, this is great. Amazing. I want to write a review for it, but I'm too lazy at the moment.

Also, one thing I noticed was the wrestling part. If it's true, then that part is identical to Kurt Cobain's life.

Yea I remember thinking that when I first read a biography of Kurt Cobain

And that looks like Awesome FaIc's orgasm face.