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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

Age 58, Male

Transylvania

Joined on 10/12/08

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I would never have kids, because, well, I hate them. I hate kids. They are annoying little bastards.

Why don't you plan to live past forty? I think that's pretty stupid. I can't see any benefits of dying young.

I just can't stand the thought of being senile. I just don't think that I would want my last days to involve any senility at all.

And about hating kids. I love kids, but it matters how old they are. I love my cousins, who are in 2nd and 5th grade (I think) but I hate most 5th graders.

I love the naivety of children.

Holy shit, I just said the same thing about living past forty and I was bitching about Myspace the other day!
And no, marriage and kids is pretty much the opposite of what I want, and I'll just leave it at that.

I'd rather adopt a kid than to have a kid, I don't want to go through the baby years.

And for marriage, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I think I might actually like to be senile... sort of...

Two and a Half Men Right?

Awesome show.

Also, Epic Win.

Old men dressed in Sailor Moon (I think) outfits is just the best.